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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Our A-Story Is a 'D' Story (S01E01)

"I'm gonna get that handshake."
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"Since now."
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"Hey, why don't we give BoJack a ride?"
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"That's okay. Todd's supposed to pick me up."
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"Well, stick with me. You're gonna be just fi..."
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"Hey, I'll take the ride as long as it's not as bumpy"
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"as that pilot's landing."
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"- Hey... - I'm just glad you were there,"
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"Stiller crazy after all these years."
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"Did I miss something funny?"
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"- I love funny somethings. - No, we were just laughing"
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"- What did it say? - You wouldn't get it."
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"Ho-ho! Whoo!"
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"Hey, do you guys want to grab dinner?"
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"so I don't have to go through the ordeal"
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"of sobering up and then having to get drunk all over again?"
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"Uh, okay."
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"Oh, man. Remember that guy in 34-B?"
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"Mmm."
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"Ah, crap. Someone get the manager."
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"I got you a D pendant, because I am D-pendant on you."
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"- A D for dog. - It's for Diane."
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"Well, how about some champagne for the happy couple."
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"Off the menu, of course."
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"of raising and re-raising one another."
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"and also an offensive display of extravagant wealth,"
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"and we can stay as long as we want."
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"- It's all yours. - Please, you first."
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"Apparently, we both like to be clean."
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"Look, I know you're new here,"
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"I think you'd enjoy hanging out with me and the gang."
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"we got great yard connections."
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"The Aryan nation is number one for a reason."
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"but you put a pretty good spin on Nazis."
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"Shoot the shit with the guys, mostly about Jews,"
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"and make up your own mind."
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"Until then, take my card."
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"forty-seven..."
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"I'm twice as not tired."
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"I had to carpool home from the airport"
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"and you're my phone-a-friend."
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"A, chemistry and physics."
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"- It's A! - Damn it, Todd!"
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"This was life or death."
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"You win, old friend."
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"Good night, Diane."
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"What is this, breakfast?"
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"- Holly-what? - All of Tinseltown's"
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"is demonstrably displayed once more."
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"Weird."
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"Weirder."
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"Why the hell would I steal a giant D?"
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"at least a few miles."
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"Good. Well, just as a general rule,"
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"you probably shouldn't be listening"
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"to any voicemails I leave after..."
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"- What time do I start drinking? - Noon?"
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"- Welcome to Hollywood. - I think you mean Hollywoo."
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"Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough."
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"- What? - Now be a good agent"
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"used deduction, puzzle-solving, a little bit of forensics,"
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"saying you were stealing the D because of Diane"
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"Stop leaving voicemails!"
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"Does she get me in ways no woman ever has? Indubitably."
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"Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal"
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"someone else's girlfriend?"
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"The answer's no. You have nothing to worry about."
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"and you never talk to Diane again."
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"Look, I saw you talking to Klaus in the shower."
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"Now, the Aryan's are good guys. Don't get me wrong."
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"We've met several times."
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"Open your eyes."
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"all the way up to here?"
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"Might be easier to just ditch the evidence. But how?"
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"I... I don't know."
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"Well, they do have Bailey's in them."
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"I probably need to move my helicopter."
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"You beautiful bastard, that's it!"
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"We can pick up the D with your chopper, fly it out of here,"
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"- What now, Todd? - Listen."
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"So, kind of landed myself in a two-dates-to-the-prom situation."
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"You know, the guy whose show"
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"- was stealing my thunder. - Stealing your thunder, eh?"
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"Now you're even stealing the words I'm saying."
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"Mr. Peanutbutter, anything to contribute?"
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"- It's only 50 bucks... - Got to go, pal."
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"All right, you ready for the plan?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"But we are gonna need a big distraction"
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"Look this way, news media."
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"♪ Jesus Christ, my ankle ♪"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I'm being told she fell on all the single dollars."
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"of a star gone from dangerously in love"
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"This just in. A break in the story of the Hollywoo heist."
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"We now go live to the house of Mr. Peanutbutter,"
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"star of Mr. Peanutbutter's House."
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"If you're joining us, Mr. Peanutbutter has confessed"
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"to stealing the D for his girlfriend Diane"
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"in what many are calling the most romantic gesture"
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"♪ Ooh ♪"
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"What? This old thing?"
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"The guards made me wear it."
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"Uh, you know, I'll... I'll be right back."
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"Can you believe it?"
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"What? I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"Actually, that's not a bad idea."
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"what he made his was telling Diane how he felt"
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"That's not true. I can express feelings."
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"Why are you wasting my time with this?"
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"was like the fifth Beatle of the Third Reich."
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"You dance like a white man, and I love it."
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"If that happened, I'd have to kill you."
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"That wasn't a Diane thing. It was a Mr. Peanutbutter thing."
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"A Diane thing would be something that shows"
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"he really knows you,"
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"or a practical houseplant,"
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"or surprising you with a bound album"
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"That's... That's what the Diane I know would want."
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"Just that you should be"
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