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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Our A-Story Is a 'D' Story (S01E01)

"Somebody help her!"
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"and independent woman Beyoncé has been injured."
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"What more can you give us?"
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"Details are sketchy at this point,"
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"but we do know Beyoncé is a survivor,"
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"and presumably she will keep on surviving."
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"- All the single dollars? - All the single dollars."
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"All the single dollars?"
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"- All the single dollars. - Bills, bills, bills."
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"We promise to provide live, unflinching coverage"
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"of this harrowing ordeal"
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"to dangerously in peril."
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"Mr. Peanutbutter, take her home."
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"that Beyoncé will never perform again."
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"I, and I alone, stole the D from the Hollywoo sign."
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"Just tell us, why'd you do it?"
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"I did it all for my girlfriend, Diane."
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"Aww."
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"Son of a bitch."
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"in the history of romance and gestures."
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"We now await the L.A.P.D.'s move."
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"The day they make love a crime is the day I turn in my badge."
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"Diane! What do you think?"
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"Wow, Mr. Peanutbutter, uh, it's kind of a lot."
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"I don't really like to be on camera."
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"Do you love anything or anyone?"
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"I got to go. We'll talk about it later."
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"Oh, my Todd."
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"You look... You look beautiful, holmes."
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"It's good, right?"
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"Come meet my boy, Santiago."
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"I... I left my cot unmade."
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"Ooh, watch it."
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"Oh, sorry I'm late."
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"Hope you didn't think I was pulling an Anne Frank on you."
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"Good one."
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"I was double-crossed by the one man"
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"Mr. Peanutbutter took my D and gave it to Diane."
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"Once again, he completely ripped me off."
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"Oh, right. That whole thing."
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"Look, you may have come up with a log line,"
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"but he's the one who sold the pitch."
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"This is more on brand for him than it is for you."
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"- What do you mean? - Desecrated a major landmark"
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"in a drunken stupor, that's a BoJack Horseman thing."
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"as a grand display of affection?"
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"That's Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"You're right. It's Mr. Peanutbutter all over."
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"It's the kind of bold, romantic gesture"
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"they base movies on."
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"Lora? Check if anyone's bought the rights yet."
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"Can we keep this about me, please?"
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"Even if he stole your stealing of the D,"
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"from his heart."
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"You could never say it to me,"
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"and you still can't say it to her."
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"Look, I got to bounce. Quick question, though."
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"- Of course I would. Who wouldn't? - Huh."
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"And that's why Eva Braun"
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"Wow. I never knew neo-Nazis were so interested in Nazis."
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"Hey, no disrespect,"
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"but I got a few chess pieces I forgot need whittling."
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"Oh, excuse me."
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"I was getting nervous that you left me for another gang."
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"Thank you for rescheduling"
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"Yeah. That was really something."
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"Yeah, but for some reason the jury's Stiller out"
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"on how I feel about it."
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"Well, what would be a Diane thing?"
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"like giving you an iPod loaded with all your favorite podcasts,"
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"of photos and emails he saved."
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"What are you saying to me?"
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"Um, okay."
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"It's a doozie."
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"Hey, I got to go, uh, do a prison thing."
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"White people, right?"
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"Todd? Why in the name of Pat Buchanan"
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"are you dressed like a Latin King?"
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"- Uh, what... - What the hell, bro?"
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"I didn't want to choose between you because I like you both."
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"Look, in fact, if you just took the time"
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"to get to know each other the way you did me,"
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"I think you'd agree we don't need gangs anymore"
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"Mr. Peanutbutter and Diane..."
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"Diane? Is that you?"
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"Hey. It's, um, me."
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"Look, uh, things got a bit weird earlier,"
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"so I got you something more personal."
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"how much I appreciate you working on this book with me."
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"and I think you know how much I love catch."
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"And I'm sorry if I've been difficult in any way"
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"during this process."
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"You know, it's... It's really hard to have somebody,"
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"It's like you're chocolate and I'm..."
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"- Peanutbutter? - What? Now see?"
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"I was gonna say carrots."
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"And I know I'm not the perfect guy."
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"But when... When I'm with you, I, uh, don't hate myself."
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"I like being around you,"
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"in so many words, so I'm telling you."
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"Just me and you."
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"Horseman, obviously."
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"Of becoming Mrs. Peanutbutter?"
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"Wow. This is happening so fast."
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"Yes. I'll marry you."
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"You hear that? She said yes!"
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"Let's kick it!"
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"It's her! Make that celebration scotch."
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"Oh, wow."
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"I saw you left me a voice-mail..."
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"Delete it. It's just a drunken recipe for Bundt cake."
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"Okay. I got to go."
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"They're about to move the D back."
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"- See you tomorrow? - Absolutely."
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"Well, nobody knows me like you."
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"To think I went from flying missions over Kandahar"
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"I spoke too soon!"
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"See, you guys aren't so different."
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"We're free! We're free!"
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"- I am free! - Freedom!"
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