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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Our A-Story Is a 'D' Story (S01E01)

"with someone who knows you."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah? Like who?"
BoJack Horseman
"I..."
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"All we ask for is 10% of anything pilfered."
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"Drugs, cigarettes."
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"Whew. Hey."
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"because, deep down, we're all just people."
BoJack Horseman
"This just in. A standoff at the Super Max"
BoJack Horseman
"But first, America has fallen in love with Hollywoo it-couple,"
BoJack Horseman
"to talk about the time I sneezed on Marisa Tomei."
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"I'm really sorry about before."
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"I know the D was overkill,"
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"Aww."
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"I also wanted to just, um, let you know"
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"I know I sometimes get carried away,"
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"but it's because I love you so much."
BoJack Horseman
"I don't know, know you, I guess."
BoJack Horseman
"And you do, uh, know me, Diane."
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"I actually kind of hate myself a lot of the time."
BoJack Horseman
"and I don't know if I ever told you that"
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"Diane, I've got an important question to ask."
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"Call me back."
BoJack Horseman
"This was BoJack, by the way."
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"Will you do the honor..."
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"She's not gonna call. Get out the consolation scotch."
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"- What's the difference? - It's the same scotch!"
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"Hey."
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"Not important."
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"to this cushy crap."
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"Black Hawk down! Black Hawk down!"
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"- ♪ I'm BoJack the horse ♪ - ♪ BoJack ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"♪ I guess I'll just try♪ ♪And make you understand ♪"
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"♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪"
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"Boxer versus raptor."
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"♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na! ♪"
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"Diane!"
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"Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter. Mwah."
BoJack Horseman
"BoJack Horseman!"
BoJack Horseman
"No, you're not."
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"I made up the nickname while you were back east."
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"Uh, I do believe so. Yes."
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"Where is he?"
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"Probably just forgot, the lazy bum."
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"because I really would have freaked out by myself."
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"Either you read Hemisphere's Magazine, or you don't."
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"Hey, I might be crazy, because this is such a dumb question,"
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"but do I have anything to worry about with you and Diane?"
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"What?"
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"What?"
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"Get out of here."
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"I got to say, BoJack,"
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"that is a relief."
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"Or at least some road sodas,"
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"for just the two of us."
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"Oh, come on."
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"You're the one who's always saying"
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"you want to hang out with BoJack more,"
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"and how it's weird that BoJack never returns your calls,"
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"and how I should hang up the phone"
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"I guess we can make this work."
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"Oh."
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"Do I? Can't stop remembering him."
BoJack Horseman
"Uh, hey. Diane and I have memories, too."
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"This place reminds me of a cliff side meal we had"
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"one romantic vacay to Cabo."
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"Well, here's to a meal we're all here for."
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"It's supposed to be in there. Welcome home, honey."
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"- Thank you. - Yeah. Real... Real cute."
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"This is the sweetest choking hazard anyone's ever given me."
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"Mwah."
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"Waiter, get me a bottle of Dom"
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"to keep with the trend of sweet D gifts."
BoJack Horseman
"You're too kind,"
BoJack Horseman
"but everyone knows you go off menu for the good stuff."
BoJack Horseman
"Yes, get me your most expensive bottle from the back."
BoJack Horseman
"Perhaps a 1922-ISH Heidsieck Diamant Bleu?"
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"BoJack, folks. What a sport."
BoJack Horseman
"I'd like to buy you all an Xbox, courtesy of me."
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"Wow. You guys don't have to do this."
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"Look, I could happily go down this petty road"
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"that Mr. Peanutbutter's ripping off my toast"
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"the same way he ripped off my entire career."
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"Uh, we prefer gifts over observations."
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"Okay. Well, here's something I didn't rip off."
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"This brand new helicopter I just bought."
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"Whoo-whoo! Who wants a ride in the chopper?"
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"Okay, guys. This has been fun,"
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"but maybe we should call it a night."
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"What's the rush?"
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"Hey, you. I own you now."
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"Oops."
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"Oh, no. Hey, sorry, bud."
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"I love being clean. That's so coincidental."
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"- I'm Todd. - Klaus."
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"being white, into cleansing."
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"Check this out. If you want to lift weights,"
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"If you like toilet wine, we spent the past 20 years"
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"Never thought I'd say this,"
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"Hey, tell you what. Drop by our party tomorrow."
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"Whoa. Uh, where were you keeping that card?"
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"Forty-five, forty-six,"
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"Rest? Why rest? I'm not tired."
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"BoJack!"
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"Todd, where the hell have you been?"
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"like a goddamn environmentalist."
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"I'm sorry, but I'm in jail, dude."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, you called the right person, because I need your help"
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"- B, biology and physics... - Oh, B! The answer's B!"
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"Did you see that, Diane?"
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"Diane?"
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"Now if you'll excuse me,"
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"We're still out?"
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"Give me a bottle of something to help me forget my problems."
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"Ooh, maybe not that strong."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, that worked effectively."
BoJack Horseman
"It's a Holly-who-done-it"
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"as police are scrambling to figure out"
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"at DEFCON 5 until their diabolically displaced D"
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"Can we cool it with the alliteration?"
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"Who wrote this copy? Randy, looking at you."
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