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Clips from South Park - Dances with Smurfs (S13E13)

"I wouldn't have had to kill the Smurfs"
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"but you gave them the will to stay."
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"- All right! Cartman's president!"
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"you can run the school the way you want."
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"Our asshole president is a fat, smelly, douche bag milkshake."
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"the announcements every morning,"
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"And although Gordon Stoltski can never be replaced, mm-kay,"
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"Doesn't seem like they gave us a lot of notice on that, okay."
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"Oh, well."
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"I'm not in the student council."
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"- What did the Smurfs ever do to you, you bitch?"
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"about one of the girls here at the school."
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"- We need to get all the kids together who want to fight back"
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"- No, you wiped them all out!"
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"- The sun is up, and the birds are chirping."
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"- Yes, it does."
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"- I am."
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"Hopefully we can clear the air here this morning."
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"# Humble folks without temptation #"
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"to be the morning-announcement person as well?"
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"I'm sure they'll find that very interesting."
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"What does Wendy Testaburger actually do?"
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"or what we're turning into."
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"- You didn't read the rest, dude."
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"- Hey, what are you doing?"
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"- I'm doing the best I can!"
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"What happened to dignity?"
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"All forms for the school book drive"
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"It is true."
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"No!"
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"- Nobody expected you to fall in love with Smurfette."
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"Today I want to talk briefly"
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"We all knew you were sent in to live with the Smurfs,"
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"The students all deserve to know the truth."
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"- The students want answers!"
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"- It is time for that slutty, Smurf-killing bitch"
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"Brian writes, "Dear Casey,"
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"than any Smurf had ever Smurfed before."
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"by the end of the school day today."
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"I'm asking questions."
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"You're scared that somebody is standing up to this school"
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"- All we ask is you keep it shorter."
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"And maybe I'll also have a word with the A.C.L.U.,"
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"And besides that, who actually voted for Wendy Testaburger?"
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"My friends always said to me,"
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"Our United States, not the one Wendy Testaburger would have--"
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"- I don't have time for this."
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"But you see when that happens, what we get"
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"I just called the president a bitch."
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"Aah! Aah!"
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"And like all of you, I want to know"
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"to question their school leaders."
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"- No, I'm Gordon Stoltski,"
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"- Yeah, and she hates Smurfs!"
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"I should have known."
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"- Out of my way!"
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"- Wendy, did you see the stuff Cartman is saying about you now?"
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"- Well, don't you think you should go on his show"
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"- Smurfette, no!"
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"- Yesterday, as most of you know,"
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"Our student council is corrupt and has to be dealt with!"
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"- So let's march right over there to Wendy's house"
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"- Oh, my god."
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"- Wah!"
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"- That'll be $5."
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"and learn their secrets."
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"- What--what do you mean I know that?"
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"about how our school president never does anything"
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"that we are not happy.""
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"the student body president can't also be"
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"- And that is why..."
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"- Wendy, I want to start"
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"- # Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor #"
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"Oh, Casey Miller, good."
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"Ever since Wendy was elected student body president,"
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"I don't want my lunch money going to drugs."
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"What is her agenda? She's lying to everyone."
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"what has happened to my school."
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"- Lunch today is going to be pizza..."
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"all I do is try to help run student council."
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"All: Yeah! - Yeah, we can ask."
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"- What do you mean?"
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"and defend yourself?"
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"are big enough to fly an airplane through, mm-kay."
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"- I'm not giving Eric Fartman"
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"and yet we spoke the common language of passion."
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"But then...a crisis."
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"- Suck my fat tits!"
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"We will forever remember this day--"
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"Wendy, thank you for coming on the show."
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"My idea!"
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"the stupid Sadie Hawkins Dance!"
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"- I can't do jack!"
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"the entire school listens to, mm-kay?"
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"against his school."
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"I have a question."
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"Take this copy of my book."
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"of South Park Elementary, Wendy Testaburger."
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"if they would've simply moved on,"
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"# Gonna leave my woes behind #"
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"- # I'm goin' down to South Park #"
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