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Clips from South Park - Dances with Smurfs (S13E13)

"# Gonna have myself a time #"
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"- Good morning, South Park Elementary."
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"Any interested students should fill out a--"
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"- Who are you?"
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"- I'm the man who's gonna put a bullet between your eyes!"
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"- Hey, he's got a gun!"
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"You fucked my wife! You think I wouldn't find out?"
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"You, sir, need to leave this area--"
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"Now you!"
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"- There!"
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"Truck driver from Chicago?"
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"- Yeah, right. We'll see if that's true."
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"Aah! Aah!"
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"should fill out an applicant survey--"
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"Aah! Aah!"
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"I'm so scared. - Do it!"
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"We're all dead."
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"- We will always remember the way that Gordon bravely read"
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"led us in the Pledge of Allegiance, mm-kay,"
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"where little Gordon left off?"
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"Who will take his place reading the morning announcements?"
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"It's a big responsibility,"
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"to have his or her voice heard every morning."
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"So you're, uh, trying out"
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"I think it would be really f-f-f-fun"
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"Who are you?"
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"and I'm in the third grade."
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"people have told me I should read the morning announcements."
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"- I'm trying out and drying out"
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"Mm-kay, Eric, I'm just gonna have you read"
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"- Mr. Mackey, what's a moronic jizz rag?"
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"- What?"
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"What on earth are you asking me that for?"
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"- Well, it's just that..."
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"That's what that Casey kid said about your hairpiece."
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"- Beat it! You're not getting the job!"
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"must be handed in to Mr. Davis in the library"
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"Remember when we used to be served hot food?"
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"I mean, what has happened to our school?"
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"towards some Socialist regime"
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"so now the school is using money to paint the music room."
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"has a 15-year-old merry-go-round on it?"
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"It's not a coincidence that once Wendy took office,"
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"because the very fabric of this elementary school"
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"- But, hey, I'm just a normal kid like you,"
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"I come under scrutinies."
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"- Will somebody shut him up?"
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"- You wanted to see me, Principal Victoria?"
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"not to embellish the way you do."
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"- Oh, I get it. You're trying to silence me."
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"for, like, five minutes that one day?"
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"I am not Gordon Stoltski, okay?"
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"I'm not some dog on a leash"
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"- Oh, I will."
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"about the state of our school's economy."
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"I know I didn't."
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"and going, "Whoops, guess I shouldn't have done that.""
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"I'm just a normal kid like all of you."
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"a Socialist dung hole."
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"All: A Socialist dung hole..."
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"- Good morning, students."
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"These are the morning announcements."
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"If you will direct your attention"
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"are now being done in video."
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"Friends, our school is dying, and you know it."
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"And I don't know if we can get it back."
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"is a Socialist, modern, utopian, reformed farce of a school."
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"it becomes very obvious what Wendy wants."
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"- No!"
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"- I don't know if we're turning into a Smurf-hating school"
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"- That you hate Smurfs."
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"- Maybe you guys should check"
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"- Yeah. - That was cool."
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"- "To Douglas." There you go."
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"I love all the stuff you said"
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"- Yes, well, now you can read"
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"- Oh, okay."
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"- What the hell do you think you're doing?"
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"- I do not directly say she's a slut."
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""that she will do anything to pleasure her vagina."
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""or the janitors on their break,"
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"I've called for Wendy to come on my show and defend herself,"
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"but she won't do it."
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"than go to student council meetings?""
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"so that all kids take responsibility"
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"We should all ask if our President"
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"- I really don't care, Stan."
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"I'm not acknowledging his stupid questions."
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"- Eric, we've been informed by a concerned student"
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"that you are writing naughty books"
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"- Eric, I've had enough!"
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"Do I make myself clear?"
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"Do you understand?"
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"I'm walking out, and I'm never coming back!"
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"I walked out on this program and on our school."
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"I wanted to live in a place"
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"I simply observed the gentle Smurfs at first."
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"such simple and decent lives."
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"They were wary of me at the beginning,"
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"but slowly, I began to earn their trust."
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"It wasn't long before the gentle Smurfs"
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"They shared with me their art of picking Smurf berries."
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"And I shared with them stories of my country's forefathers."
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"Of course, it wasn't long"
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"- Shh!"
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"and we could never be happy."
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"But I eventually proved myself to Papa Smurf"
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"by picking more Smurf berries"
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"No, you must leave the noble Smurfs alone!"
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"Wendy!"
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"- Wendy, what are you doing here?"
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"With all those Smurf berries,"
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"I can power the school for the entire year!"
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"- Fuck the Smurfs!"
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"They can suck my fat tits."
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"- You can suck my fat tits too."
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"unobtainable Smurf berries."
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"At what cost did our school president get it?"
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"wiped out, and we will never see them again."
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"Go on, look outside. You won't see any Smurfs."
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