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Clips from South Park - Dances with Smurfs (S13E13)

"- Of course, since I'm being silenced,"
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"And so please buy Dances with Smurfs,"
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"- I can no longer stand idly by."
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"All: Yeah!"
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"and watching as our school slowly goes into the toilet!"
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"and do what we know needs to be done!"
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"- We are here, Wendy Testaburger!"
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"Go on the morning announcements if you've got nothing to hide!"
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"- What the hell?"
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"- Wendy, did a boy just pee on our door"
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"- It's okay, Dad."
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"- People are riled up."
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"- Don't worry. I won't go too hard on you."
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"Rehearsals for the school play are canceled this afternoon."
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"For the lunch, the cafeteria"
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"by asking a pretty straightforward question,"
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"is the life of each Smurf worth?"
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"The life of each Smurf is worth."
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"- Oh, he's got her now!"
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"- I believe there is a few things wrong"
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"Is that what you're suggesting?"
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"- Look, Eric."
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"You have to understand,"
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"So we decided to get somebody on the inside--"
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"a member of the school who could act like one of the Smurfs"
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"But of course, you know that, don't you?"
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"when you knew we'd stop at nothing."
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"- What?"
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"And I am hereby making you the student body president."
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"- I'm confused."
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"- Dude, you can't take my Dances with Smurfs idea"
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"and turn it into your own thing. - No, you're right."
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"And so I have answered what really happened"
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"in my new book-- Going Rogue on The Smurfs."
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"- No, no, dude. You don't just take one person's story"
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"and then add a couple things and call it yours!"
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"- James Cameron."
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"Go look. The movie came out already."
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"Oh, God damn it!"
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"Son of a bitch! Idea-stealing assholes!"
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"You sons a bitches!"
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"and call it something else!"
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"You're not doing the morning announcements anymore?"
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"the morning announcement reader!"
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"Well, Brian, I couldn't agree more."
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"- # Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind #"
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"These are the morning announcements."
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"Parent/teacher conferences begin next Thursday."
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"If you have not yet done so,"
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"please turn in your parents' requested time sheets"
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"by the end of fifth period today."
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"Lunch today will be a choice of chicken tostadas"
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"or spaghetti with a marinara sauce and side salad."
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"Attention, fourth graders,"
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"the fall registration for glee club starts tomorrow."
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"Whoa! What's going on?"
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"- I'll kill you! I swear to god, I'll kill you!"
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"- You little bastard!"
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"- Sir, please, I don't know you. - Yeah, right!"
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"- All right, what the hell is going on here?"
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"- Oh, God, he shot him!"
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"- You had to push me, didn't you?"
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"- Aah! Sir, I truly don't know--"
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"How does it feel, huh?"
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"- Please, I don't know you!"
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"- You're Gordon Saltski, right?"
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"third grader who reads the morning announcements!"
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"Go on, read the morning announcements!"
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"- Somebody help me!"
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"- I said do it!"
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"Any--any interested students"
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"That was terrible!"
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"Now put your mouth over the barrel of this gun."
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"- No, please. I'm so scared."
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"I-I'll do whatever you say! Here, here, see?"
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"I got my mouth on the--"
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"- Look at you now."
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"and touched many kids' lives here at the school."
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"And even though we now know that the shooter had him confused"
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"with a 40-year-old truck driver"
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"who happened to have a similar name,"
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"I know this has been pretty traumatizing, mm-kay?"
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"But now we must decide who will pick up"
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"who has the drive and the passion"
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"- Oh, my God."
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"and r-r-r-raise my self-es-es-es-esteem."
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"- Oh, this is it, huh?"
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"Okay, uh, Mike, why don't we have you try out first?"
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"I've got this job in the bag."
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""Dear Casey, your voice is like butter to our ears."
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""Could you please find a way to get that audible chocolate"
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"on the airwaves?""
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"Well, here I am."
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"And hopefully I'll be the kid with the job."
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"- Mm-kay, really nice, Mike."
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"Uh, maybe next time, you can get past the first word."
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"You're trying out too?"
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"in the sultry summer sun that is my voice."
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"- Mm-kay, Eric, you want to go next?"
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"this piece of paper."
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"- Get lost, you little dirt ball!"
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"- Excuse me?"
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"- I said take a hike!"
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"- I don't understand what I did wrong."
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"- Good morning, South Park Elementary."
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"These are the morning announcements,"
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"and I am Eric Cartman."
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"For lunch today,"
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"the cafeteria will be serving a selection of cold sandwiches."
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"Cold sandwiches--"
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"Oh, well, thank you so much."
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"This school is transforming into something very bad and why?"
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"Because we have leadership that doesn't care."
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"Wendy Testaburger."
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"this school has started a rapid decline"
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"The music room will be closed off today due to painting."
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"All students in band or choir"
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"will meet in the gymnasium instead."
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"Oh, oh, so now--"
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"What other school"
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