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Clips from American Dad! - Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold (S03E03)

"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"#And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"Listen to your father. Sting's become a bit of a douche."
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"That's why I'm creating an alternative."
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"Sounds hot. Speaking of which..."
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"And what have I done with my life?"
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"Hey. Where you going?"
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"How was your dad's funeral? Did you cry?"
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"And I stepped on a eye."
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"Are you kidding? No man on earth can resist the charms of-"
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"Yourself on me. What? Who said that?"
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"# Me love you long time #"
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"I'm more than okay. I'm alive."
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"More alive than I've ever been."
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"I can't believe you kids don't know about the great patriot Ollie North."
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"# But Congress stopped the contra money flow #"
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"You see, North secretly sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran..."
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"- # But the sales were uncovered # - Aw."
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"But it was totally justified."
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"But what does that have to do with you digging up our yard?"
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"Desperate to get rid of all evidence, he buried the gold in his yard."
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"My God. Is that why my middle name is Dream-smasher?"
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"- It sure is, Hayley. - So your legacy is getting rich?"
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"No! Ollie North's gold will be the biggest archaeological find this country's ever seen."
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"I'll give it to the Smithsonian, they'll have a huge exhibit..."
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"the good, the bad and the ugly. ""
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"One that doesn't work- the bad."
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"You couldn't even roll up the rug?"
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"Yeah, we're getting out of the news business."
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"It's become a young black woman's game."
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"did you put that nose ring back in?"
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"L-"
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"Steve may read at a 10th-grade level..."
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"I'm following the clues Ollie left. Look."
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"That's what they used to call Iran-Contra in Washington- " Ice Cream. ""
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"Enough is enough. There is no gold."
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"And instead of helping me, all you're doing is trying to make me give it up."
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"- No, you didn't. - Then stop bringing it up."
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"Where are you? Show yourself!"
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"Face it. No one would sexually harass you."
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"There's gotta be someone in that office who's man enough to offend a lady like me."
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"You see that episode of Seinfeld Thursday night 10 years ago?"
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"I say let him dig. Just so long as he doesn't get between me and my lady."
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"Fine. I'll film it myself. I don't need you two."
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"But two days before we opened- it wasn't your father's fault-"
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"a woman got raped in the locker room."
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"Here's looking at you, gold."
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"" Here's looking at you, gold"? What is that?"
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"Aay, you."
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"Have I unearthed Oliver North's gold, or has it..."
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"Is that dirt or donkey?"
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"He wouldn't stop. I deserve money."
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"did you sexually harass Miss Vanderbooben?"
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"I'm still reeling. Let's talk settlement. I'm thinking a million dollars."
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"So, uh, can you, um- I don't know- loan me a couple of g's?"
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"Stan! Are you okay?"
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"Look. It's the Langley Falls town geologist."
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"We have to get that man out of there immediately or he'll be buried alive."
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"Greetings, future people at the Smithsonian."
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"and into the arms of his husband, Campbell Scott..."
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"Here's looking at you, gold."
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"- He died as he lived- in his house. - Oh, Stan."
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"I wonder what's on the end of this line?"
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"Stan, I thought you were dead! Oh, thank God."
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"- It's pretty great. - Sorry you lost your legacy, Dad."
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"What? You're not a teacher. You're a fireman."
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"My God! Get that slut shrapnel out of your face this instant!"
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"- It's just a nose ring. - It's a gateway piercing."
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"like one of those rain forest people that Sting is always whining about."
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"Fine. You are such a fascist, Dad!"
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"Ah, women. So emotional. They're a mystery that eludes me."
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"Now I can practice talking to girls on something other than my taxidermied aardvark."
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"That thing better be disassembled before I get home."
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"- But, Dad- - No son of mine is gonna practice his moves on a vacuum girl."
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"Look at that cheap weave. Bitch got no class."
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"And, Hayley, your face will remain metal-free, like a good radio station."
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"Thank you, honey. I don't know what this family would do without you."
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"Great. Now I'm late."
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"Steve, I need to borrow your girlfriend."
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"I got curious and unzipped my beanbag chair."
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"If he wants to experiment sexually..."
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"with a vacuum cleaner, that's one thing."
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"We've all done weird stuff when Francine was out of town."
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"But don't call it a robot, and don't-"
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"This guy's got no pulse. He's gone."
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"Cut it out."
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"- Clear. - Myeh."
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"Welcome back. You were dead for a couple of seconds."
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"- I was dead? - Yeah. We called your wife. She's on her way."
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"did I tell you about that chick I met at Langley Sand and Gravel?"
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"I was dead. This could have been it."
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"Anyway, listen to me prattle on about my date."
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"And now for the newest segment of Channel 3 News..."
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"Thank you, Terry."
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"What does burning flesh smell like?"
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"This reporter need no longer wonder..."
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"after arriving at a multicar pileup on the 395."
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"Body after charred body was pulled..."
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"from the wreckage of the gruesome collision."
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"That... is... precious."
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"- Keep us posted, Matty. - 'Kay."
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"In other news, Big Buy has announced a one million dollar settlement..."
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"with a former employee who was sexually harassed by a coworker."
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"Wait. So a company will give you a million dollars just for being sexually harassed?"
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"Oh, ja. Corporations hate to go to trial on these things."
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"They'd rather just pay the woman off."
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"Really?"
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"Oh, don't even go there. Like anyone would sexually harass you."
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"Hey, boys."
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"Laura Vanderbooben's the name..."
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"and I just joined your workforce."
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"Huh. Probably shouldn't have farted before I started that walk."
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"Stan, thank God we found you."
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"The paramedic said you wandered off hours ago. Are you okay?"
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"You see, epiphany isn't just a name that black people give their daughters."
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"It's a realization. And I just had one."
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"These monuments honor great men. Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln."
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"- I would. - That's right. Nobody."
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"And I know exactly what it is."
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"Oh, no, Stan. You are not digging for Oliver North's gold again."
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