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Clips from King of the Hill - Next of Shin (S03E03)

"( baby crying and screaming )"
King of the Hill
"THAT'S A CUTE BABY, I TELL YOU WHAT."
King of the Hill
"HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW"
King of the Hill
"HE IS THE ASSISTANT MANAGER"
King of the Hill
"( blowing raspberry )"
King of the Hill
"AH..."
King of the Hill
"NEGATIVE."
King of the Hill
"OH, YOU DON'T TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF"
King of the Hill
"IT'S THE SAME THING."
King of the Hill
"YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR PANTS ON."
King of the Hill
"Hank: AND THAT THESE ADVANCES WOULD MEAN"
King of the Hill
"UH, YOU NOT... LOOKING... DOWN THERE."
King of the Hill
"BUT I DO HAVE TO MEASURE YOUR SPERM COUNT."
King of the Hill
"THAT MEANS WE'LL NEED A SAMPLE."
King of the Hill
"YOU DO WITH A LOCAL ANESTHETIC"
King of the Hill
"TRYING THIS AT HOME?"
King of the Hill
"OH!"
King of the Hill
"( chuckling ): WELL..."
King of the Hill
"EIGHT MILLION ON YOUR SPERM TEST"
King of the Hill
"YEAH, MY..."
King of the Hill
"MY JEANS ARE IN THE WASH."
King of the Hill
"SCOOT OVER, WOULD YOU, HANK?"
King of the Hill
"WHAT YOU DOING SITTING IN A WIND TUNNEL, HANK?"
King of the Hill
"ON ALL THE SALES ORDERS I WROTE THIS MORNING."
King of the Hill
"UH, LET'S SEE, HOW SHOULD I PUT THIS?"
King of the Hill
"WELL, LET'S SEE, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO FAKE MY WAY THROUGH IT. UH..."
King of the Hill
"TRUTH BE TOLD, HANK, MY COUNT USED TO BE NINE MILLION--"
King of the Hill
"ALMOST AS LOW AS YOURS."
King of the Hill
"SOAK YOURSELF IN PEACHES THREE TIMES A DAY, HANK."
King of the Hill
"WELL? WHAT'D THE TEST SAY?"
King of the Hill
"WE WON'T KNOW FOR ANOTHER 20 SECONDS"
King of the Hill
"( doorbell ringing )"
King of the Hill
"THOUGHT I'D DROP BY FOR A SURPRISE VISIT."
King of the Hill
"HEY, HANK'S WIFE."
King of the Hill
"SHE AIN'T FAT."
King of the Hill
"YOU KNOW-- YEAH--"
King of the Hill
"WELL, OH, MY."
King of the Hill
"THIS IS, UM, SUCH EXCITING NEWS."
King of the Hill
"PASS THE BEANS."
King of the Hill
"EVEN HIS OWN DADDY DON'T KNOW."
King of the Hill
"YO, MAN. DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT... HEAR IT FROM ME, MAN."
King of the Hill
"GOOD GOD!"
King of the Hill
"SIR, YES, SIR."
King of the Hill
"BINGO!"
King of the Hill
"JUST THINK, HANK."
King of the Hill
"HANK, HAS YOU BEEN HAVING TROUBLE BABY-MAKING?"
King of the Hill
"I COULD PASS THE CHILD MYSELF, IF I HAD TO."
King of the Hill
"YOU'VE MENTIONED THAT, PEGGY."
King of the Hill
"I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, MISTER."
King of the Hill
"WHAT?!"
King of the Hill
"OUR FREE DIAPER-CHANGING SEMINAR IS NOW BEGINNING."
King of the Hill
"YOU THINK I PLANNED FOR THIS?"
King of the Hill
"( blows air through lips )"
King of the Hill
"I LOVES 'EM."
King of the Hill
"NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOUR GRANDMAMMY'S"
King of the Hill
"I'M TOO OLD TO BE HAVING BABIES."
King of the Hill
"THEY WANT ANOTHER BABY REAL BAD."
King of the Hill
"UH, THEY DO?"
King of the Hill
"( laughing )"
King of the Hill
"ARE YOU BUSY?"
King of the Hill
"UH, NO, SON."
King of the Hill
"JUST, UH, CHECKING THE PERCENTAGE OF MAN-MADE FIBERS"
King of the Hill
"IN THESE FUEL FILTERS."
King of the Hill
"HOW'D YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT?"
King of the Hill
"IT'S NOT FAIR."
King of the Hill
"YOU HAVE ANOTHER KID"
King of the Hill
"YOU'RE NOT IN COMPETITION WITH ANYBODY."
King of the Hill
"HE'S RUN AWAY."
King of the Hill
"OH, YES."
King of the Hill
"HE HAD ME LOAD HIS BAGS INTO THE CADILLAC CAR."
King of the Hill
"OOH, DAD-- "MISS ARLEN HOSTESS SWIMSUIT COMPETITION.""
King of the Hill
"MAYBE GRANDPA'S IN THERE."
King of the Hill
"LOOK AT HIM RUN."
King of the Hill
"Peggy: HE IS OUR MIRACLE CHILD."
King of the Hill
"Hank: EXACTLY."
King of the Hill
"WE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
King of the Hill
"AND, WELL..."
King of the Hill
"I'M PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE ABLE"
King of the Hill
"I hope you all ain't out looking for me"
King of the Hill
"DAD, DAD..."
King of the Hill
"THIS IS HANK HILL."
King of the Hill
"I DOUBT SOME LITTLE BABY"
King of the Hill
"HANK, MY STEPSON..."
King of the Hill
"COTTON IS SMALL AND SNEAKY."
King of the Hill
"HOW WILL YOU EVER FIND HIM?"
King of the Hill
"HE'LL EVER FIND HIM."
King of the Hill
"WITH THE FINEST MAIL-ORDER SURVEILLANCE EQUIPMENT"
King of the Hill
"I THINK THIS HAT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF."
King of the Hill
"WELL, ALL RIGHT."
King of the Hill
"AND SING KARAOKE TO STAY AWAKE."
King of the Hill
"♪ GOIN' TO THE COUNTRY, GONNA EAT A LOT OF PEACHES ♪"
King of the Hill
"Bill: ARE WE THERE YET?"
King of the Hill
""THE ANDREWS SISTERS"?"
King of the Hill
"'SCUSE ME, LADIES."
King of the Hill
"THAT LITTLE FIRECRACKER GRABBED MY REAR."
King of the Hill
"AND ANYWAY, PEGGY AND I"
King of the Hill
"I MEAN, IF YOUR DAD CAN HAVE A BABY..."
King of the Hill
"THIS HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH MY DAD."
King of the Hill
"AMERICAN."
King of the Hill
"DO YOU ALLOW CHILDREN IN THE CASINO?"
King of the Hill
"NO WAY."
King of the Hill
"NO ONE UNDER 21."
King of the Hill
"HUH."
King of the Hill
"DON'T YOU UNSTRAP ME."
King of the Hill
"I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BRING YOU BACK."
King of the Hill
"AND... THE NEW HUSBAND."
King of the Hill
"GIVE ME HIS ADDRESS!"
King of the Hill
"YOU STILL LOVE DIDI."
King of the Hill
"I'VE DECIDED NOT TO HAVE ANOTHER CHILD."
King of the Hill
"OH... I GET IT."
King of the Hill
"I GOT DIDI PREGNANT AND YOU CAN'T WITH HANK'S WIFE"
King of the Hill
"OH, HANK."
King of the Hill
"I MEAN"
King of the Hill
"YOU MADE BOBBY."
King of the Hill
"AND, YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN?"
King of the Hill
"SOUNDS GOOD, DAD."
King of the Hill
"WELL, HOLD ON, HANK."
King of the Hill
"WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND ME HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT IN VEGAS?"
King of the Hill
"THREE. CRAPS, YOU LOSE."
King of the Hill
"WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A BABY OURSELVES."
King of the Hill
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