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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Learns About the Weather! (S03E03)

"Take a pen."
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"you ripped off someone with less time on their hands."
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""Brick" was slang for a certain type of wealthy, older woman."
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"Yeah?"
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"And then you sold out."
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"and great food to millions of Americans."
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"My wife died five years ago."
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"1976."
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"Richard Pryor is dead."
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"to me."
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"How could you be stuck in the '70s?"
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"I talked last."
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"Good afternoon, Mr. Bortz. Are they expecting you?"
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"Oh, call me Dale."
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"it's time to go, girl."
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"Wait. Who?"
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"Is there any chance I can come--"
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"Whoa, whoa."
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"It's finally happening."
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"'cause I'm like the game closet at Jeanie Shamanski's house."
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"How'd you steal my voice?"
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"How do you think? He's an Ursula the Sea Witch, Titus."
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"No. No. I'm an impressionist."
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"Ferret wedding, ferret wedding, ferret wedding."
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"I can give you options."
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"including my ability to make up catchphrases at will."
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"taping you so I could learn your voice."
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"No, sir."
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"because you're a mouth expert!"
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"I love your curiosity."
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"See, the--"
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"Maybe a bunker can be a good thing,"
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"Well, you were a lot of help!"
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"What if that had been the guy from Golden Corral?"
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"Bitch better have my money."
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"that the bladder could be much more effective as a villain."
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"He stops her from hanging out with a child."
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"No."
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"It takes five guys to watch a hole."
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"You want to know what's wrong with me?"
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"Oh, w-we better get out of here."
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"--I love love."
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"Titus, I'm building a bunker,"
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"Wait."
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"You only do Salon de Titus when you're upset."
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"All these years, I blamed a cruel and jealous world"
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"Why?"
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"What haven't you told me?"
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"I will not be all, "Wait. Kyle?""
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"They'll never make a YUKO that can watch a hole better than a human."
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"No, no, no, no. I'm asking about you."
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"Yeah, but then some of us realized that change sucks eggs."
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"And please don't get me started on the Second Avenue Subway."
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"You guys are being lied to!"
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"It's time to stop, Mr. Dale Bortz."
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"That's why they call me Catchin' Titus."
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"Talk to your doctor, Guvna!"
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"You know, someday a real rain will come"
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"and wash all the scum off the streets."
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"The data says Tammi-with-an-I is gonna hammer New York."
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"It's changing too fast."
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"goes outside one time with wet hair..."
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"No one's dead, especially not a five-time Grammy Award winner"
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"Sea lions control the media!"
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"Our food animals all get to meet Michael Jordan before they die."
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"So he's lying?"
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"Well, I was, but only because my mother"
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"Whenever you're ready, Titus."
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"Damn it, it's like that time a bear drowned in my pool."
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"I need a standard five-year boom box tune-up."
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"It's time to go, girl."
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"I'm not ready to meet Jeepers!"
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"That's where all the old-people commercials are."
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"They'll never hire me again in a million years!"
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"in the style of Seinfeld,"
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"Every national chain sounds disgusting--"
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"People don't get extra beans"
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"And they loved you. You were the star of the show."
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"Heavenly Father!"
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"And I will be honoring Bandit with this plaque."
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"Hey!"
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"It's not hammer time!"
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"Foop."
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"Every weather system is unique,"
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"But I doubt you're aware that this very spot"
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"Titus, after that audition, we knew two things."
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"Keep up."
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"Hey, hey, ho, ho!"
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"Is an overactive bladder the boss of you?"
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"And we became roommates."
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"that the chickens were forced to climb"
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""Horse Found.""
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"Now I know how Kimmy's kissing potato felt..."
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"Oh, please."
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"They're riddled with STDs."
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"The T train? That's the--"
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"How come everyone always gets confused by this?"
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"Oops! It's right here."
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"like you ruined your audition."
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"There was a hot dog in that bun. I was just trying to get another one."
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"-You taste like Velamints. -Oh."
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"This is the South Doggypaws stop on the T train."
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"That's gonna be, uh..."
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"practicing my Rosetta Stone dolphin tapes."
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"His lips are softer than the baked potato I practice on."
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"It's hard enough for me to trust people,"
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"This is why everybody hates you, Kyle."
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"We're on strike!"
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"But for real this time."
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"What?"
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"Please, everybody knows I'm always saying "Patti" like that."
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"I know 'cause I'm also in the drug biz."
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"who thinks that just because he has real mayonnaise--"
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"I guess jet packs are next."
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"Am I dreaming?"
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"Oh, God, it's you."
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"Too bad,"
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"Okay, nerd, let's get something straight."
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"The thing is, bitch doesn't have to have your money."
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"I hate change,"
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