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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Learns About the Weather! (S03E03)

"-Morning, Titus. -What? I'm not mourning anyone."
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"To be honest, not great."
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"I met this hot black guy--"
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"You know, I once had a stepdad for a month--"
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"...councilwoman who's leading the fight"
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"This is it! Shut the hell up, Kimmy."
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"He does?"
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"but on this tugboat--"
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"Cruise ship? What cruise ship?"
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"Tugboat? W-what tugboat?"
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"I got to, um..."
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"...check on my illegal day care."
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"...hurricane."
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"as that spelling of Tammi."
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"Okay, nerd, let's get something straight."
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"I'm cool, okay?"
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"Exercise? Please."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Party over."
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"Talk to your doctor about Urethrex."
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"Thanks, Scott."
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"What's it to you?"
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"You said nothing happens here without my say-so."
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"I don't know if you enjoy observational humor"
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"We will be preserving the staircase"
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"before they were golfed to death."
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"is where the horse Bianca Jagger rode into Studio 54"
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"I'll never forget the Post cover."
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"That was before they did puns."
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"And you'll be pleased to know"
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"What the hell are we even doing here, then?"
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"Jack in the Box, Hardee's, The Gap,"
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"He's got some-- Nuh-uh. Uh-uh."
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"I'm a fourth-generation hole watcher."
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"Get in a bunker, Kimmy."
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"a woman president."
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"And the weathermen now, they're the worst."
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"Just like you-know-who."
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"It's not that easy, Cyndee."
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"Get ready, 'cause Sean Penn is on his way."
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"They just made him up to scare kids."
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"I've got to warn people that he's just a liar with amazing teeth."
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"Turn on the news."
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"They turned me into a bladder."
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"Brother, you're always thinking that people are ripping you off."
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"And that scarf and the face?"
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"I nailed it, by the way."
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"used and thrown away."
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"I will, but not because you said so."
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"Let's go to Drench..."
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"Ha! Man, those pee-pee commercials are all up in my porns."
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"I'd be eating real mayonnaise with a metal spoon."
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"I got your texts, Goodman."
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"Care for a water?"
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"I have just one question."
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"What is wrong with you as a human being?"
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"wanted to smuggle the family spoon out of Poland."
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"I grew up poor, right here in the city."
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"My employees get health care."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Forty years ago?"
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"Allen Ginsberg is dead."
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"Rude."
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"There is such a thing as good change."
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"Ooh, jet packs, a decent Tupac hologram."
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"how to be a real schmuck."
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"That was a productive lunch, Sharon."
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""Sir" is Sir Anthony Hopkins' name."
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"Unrelated question:"
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"Vaseline or..."
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"I'd also love to buy your shoes, you know, if you've ever worn them without socks."
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"It's all lies!"
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"Titus, no one will listen to me."
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"The monster masquerading as "moy.""
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"But no one here will listen to me,"
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"I mean, why do we have to keep them safe?"
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"You would think that, being so far uptown."
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"Second Avenue Subway. I know!"
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"Progress, I guess."
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"It's time to go, girl."
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"You better make like me eating beans drunk and spill the beans."
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"And then eat them off the floor!"
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"They showed me your audition."
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"Talk to your doctor about Urethrex."
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"Talk to your doctor, Guvna!"
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"That's not what it does."
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"Rule one: make them remember you."
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"They used every part of the Titus,"
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""Get small, muchachos.""
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"They're everywhere."
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"and you're not allowed to walk?"
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"[email protected]..."
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"with an N."
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"I can't. It's Black History Month."
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"I have to leave before the storm hits."
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"Come on, Drench."
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"Come outside and see your storm."
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"You're gonna rot in heck for tricking people!"
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"I thought all parts of the buffet were unlimited!"
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"You're just scaring people so they'll keep watching."
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"But Sandy was terrible."
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"and my calf implants are killing me."
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"Only about my name."
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"It's actually Ricky Ann Sprinkles."
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"And every storm is different."
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"a safe place."
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"I've got a bunker to build."
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"All right, Titus, you got us."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"We own your voice, your likeness, and your unique sense of style."
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"You mean Uptown Gayby?"
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"There was no way we were gonna hire you."
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"a sweet nerd who shows up whenever he isn't wanted."
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"Villain?"
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"He keeps that lady from getting on a smelly outdoor horse."
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"So I'm the bad guy?"
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"Want to take boner pills and go to an aquarium?"
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"You know it."
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"caller ID ruining my crank yanking,"
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"But then..."
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