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Clips from South Park - AWESOM-O (S08E08)

"We need an idea for a movie that's a home run."
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"Hey, what's that over there?"
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"Wow, that's a really neat little robot you have there, little boy."
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"What's he do?"
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"Well, he can do anything. Watch this"
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"Hey, AWESOM-O, who's gonna win the Superbowl next year?"
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"Hey, Mr. Robot,"
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"how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
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"Seventeen."
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"Mitch, are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
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"Yeah. Maybe that robot can be programmed to come up with movie ideas!"
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"Exactly!"
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"Gentlemen, this little boy was kind enough to let us show you his robot."
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"The AWESOM-O 4000."
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"It's not?"
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"No, it clearly had bipedal movement,"
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"so the correct term is "computerized automatron. ""
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"Oh, very nice, Mitch. You are the smart one."
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"Well, regardless, I believe maybe this automatron"
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"can help us come up with new movie ideas."
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"Watch this: AWESOM-O, given the current trends of the movie-going public"
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"can you come up with an idea for a movie that will break a hundred million box office?"
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"but then it turns out that the girl is actually a..."
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"...golden retriever, or something."
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"Give us another movie idea, AWESOM-O!"
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"Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler... inherits like, a billion dollars,"
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"but first, he has to, like, become a... boxer, or something."
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"...Yes, it's flawless! Punch-Drunk Billionaire!"
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"Boy, Los Angeles is great, huh AWESOM-O?"
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"Can you believe those guys paid us a hundred dollars apiece for those movie ideas?"
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"You should split that money with AWESOM-O."
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"After all, they were AWESOM-O's ideas."
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"Hahaa, right! What are you gonna do with money, AWESOM-O?"
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"Buy some robot pants? Haha, no!"
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"Gentlemen, Ladies, we all know that we live in a time of uncertainty."
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"The risk of an attack on American soil is higher than ever."
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"Now, I believe we may be able to curb that risk."
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"Two days ago our intelligence department came across this:"
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"The AWESOM-O 4000."
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"It is currently being used by Catamount Pictures to develop ideas for movies."
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"You're paid to think, Mr. Scientist! National security is our jub."
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"Gentlemen, we're going to Los Angeles!"
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"We're makin' all sorts of money for the poor."
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"Movie idea number two thousand three hundred and five:"
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"Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a coconut."
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"Great, AWESOM-O, great. Uh guys, take a break. I need a minute alone with AWESOM-O."
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"You are an incredible robot, AWESOM-O."
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"I was just wondering... are you by chance a... pleasure model?"
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"Well, have you been programmed to... satisfy... urges of humans?"
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"AWESOM-O does not understand."
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"Well yeah, we're havin' a great time, Aunt Nellie."
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"These movie studio guys are real nice."
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"LAME!"
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"Yeah, we're makin' a bunch more money. I can't believe it either."
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"AWESOM-O? Hey, where'd ya go?"
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"AWESOM-O?"
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"Hey, what are you doin' with him?!"
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"Are those arm and leg locks secure?"
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"Secure, sir!"
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"Good. I don't want that robot mobile until I know what it's capable of."
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"All right, power it on."
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"What's going on?"
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"Stand by. Be ready to destroy it."
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"Where the hell am I?! Hey, why can't I move?!"
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"Are your systems stable? Run a systems check on your CPU."
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"What did you say? I said I'm a real person, asswipe!"
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"What's happening?"
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"It's developed consciousness."
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"interlaced BV system."
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"Your robot doesn't know it's a robot!"
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"Goddamnit, get me down from here!"
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"Who made you, robot?!"
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"I'm not a robot, I'm a human!"
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"Jesus, the scientist was right."
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"But, who would have programmed it to think it was human?"
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"The movie studio?"
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"Look, retards! My name is Eric Cartman!"
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"I live with my mom in South Park, Colorado!"
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"Dear Christ, they gave it memories, too."
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"Sure, why not?"
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"Program the memories of some eight-year-old boy who doesn't exist,"
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"Do I have to remind you of your position?!"
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"Don't forget you have a duty to your country,"
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"Mr. Scientist!!"
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"Scientist!! I want that robot's memories and consciousness E-RASED,"
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"so we can take it back to Washington! GOT IT?!"
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"Damn you all to hell!.."
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"Hey there, did you know I had a robot friend?"
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"We used to laugh and play, but someone took him away."
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"He was my ten gigahertz old pal."
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"My robot friend."
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"Goddamnit, stop! I'm real! I'm real!"
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"It'll all be over soon, robot!"
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"Hang on! I'm getting you out of here, robot!"
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"Aw, it's about freaking time, jackass!"
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"What the hell are you doing?!"
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"Well I, I'm saving a conscious being!"
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"If you wanna kill it, you'll have to go through me!"
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"Fine. Kill that son of a bitch!"
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"No! Look, Goddamnit! Now I can show you stupid assholes who I really am!"
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"AWESOM-O!"
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"I am the AWESOM-O 4000."
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"He's my best friend in the whole world!"
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"There. You see? You want to tell me this isn't humanity?"
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"Does this make me human?! Or this?! Or these?!"
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"Perhaps... there is consciousness in this robot."
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"...is intelligence all the same, and we can learn from the robots."
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"Heh- wait a minute, did, did that robot just fart?"
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"Uh... now ending fart sequence."
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"Oh, and it, it smells, too!"
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"A robot with smelly farts?"
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"That doesn't make any sense."
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"Come on and touch my titties!"
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"Come on Justin, touch my body!"
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"Mmm, Justin, yeah!"
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"Touch my body! You and me!"
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"Check it out, my not-hot body!"
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"Come on, my body!"
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"Wow, kid, you're a little faggot!"
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"Lame..."
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