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Clips from South Park - AWESOM-O (S08E08)

"Wow, what can it be? My birthday isn't until September 11th."
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"You... you're my robot?"
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"Well I gotta go Dougie. My robot and I have stuff to do."
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"Heheh, they're all so jealous!"
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"AWESOM-O will not make fun of you or tell your secrets to other people and stuff."
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"Hey yeah! Well I can tell you anything, huh?"
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"You okay, AWESOM-O?"
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"Well, I have to take medicine for it every day."
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"It's a little suppository I have to... put up my rectom."
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"and called him a pussy, so my dad came home and beat me."
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"No, he's not smart! He's just an asshole."
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"Yeah, and he's never gonna get me again!"
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"When Cartman is playing all alone in his backyard,"
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"- Nuh uh. I've got the whole thing on tape!"
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"Then I'll Ihave my revenge, boy howdy!"
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"How come?"
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"He's metal and small and doesn't judge me at all."
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"And he's computin' his way to my heart. My robot friend."
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"Well of course he is. He's my robot, ain't he?"
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"so I can beat him up for you."
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"Um. Actually, AWESOM-O was not programmed for that function."
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"I'll pull down my pants... and just slide it up in my anus there."
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"Weak!"
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"Lame!"
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"Hey, you want me to teach you some bedtime songs?"
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"AWESOM-O understands."
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"Look at that, AWESOM-O! I drew a picture of us playing in a field together."
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"I would like some Sunny Delight too."
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"Dude, are you still pretending to be a robot?"
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"I just need to uh make Butters think I'm a robot for a little while longer."
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"Why?"
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"Because I need to, all right?! I've got something planned that's uh gonna be really sweet."
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"Hey he sure is! We do everything together. Why last night we even had a slumber party."
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"Weak."
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"I'd also like some celery sticks chopped up two inches long,"
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"with peanut butter and raisins on top."
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"He's made in Japan!"
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"He and Butters are really getting along great."
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"The boys are getting along so well that we were thinking of inviting Eric to go along."
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"Actually, Eric is still supposed to be grounded"
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"Excuse me, I didn't catch that."
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"Oh, but I suppose it would be good for him."
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"There he is!"
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"AWESOM-O, this is my Aunt Nellie."
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"Thank you."
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"Right..."
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"Aw-Aw-AWESOM-O is coming."
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"I'm hangin' out in LA with my robot friend"
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"I mean, we're smart, right? We're really smart."
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"A feel-good romp for the whole family."
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"The New Orleans Saints."
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"I've already seen what he can do."
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"Uh, excuse me sir, but uh, that's not a robot."
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"How can a robot come up with better ideas for movies than us?"
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"Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl,"
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"Yeah yeah! Let's hear it! Yeah, we wanna hear it! Come on, come on!"
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"I want that robot!"
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"Yeah, me and my robot are still over at the movie studio, Aunt Nellie."
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"NOT COOL! TOTALLY LAME!"
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"Well, I gotta go, Aunt Nellie. Ah, AWESOM-O is havin' some kind of malfunction."
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"What the hell?"
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"Ah, I'm sorry, robot, they want me to reprogram you."
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"I'm not a robot, dumbass! I'm alive."
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"...Oh my God."
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"What? How can that be?"
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"Must be a malfunction of its exographical IMS or the..."
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"Speak in a language we can understand, Mr. Scientist!"
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"and make the robot think he's real!"
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"Makes for a lot better movies!"
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"Why, that's the van that- Oh my God!"
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"I think maybe one day we can all-"
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"Hey, robots don't fart!"
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"Smell sequence initiated."
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"Hang on a second here!"
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"Would you like to touch my body?"
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"Come on and touch my body!"
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"Don't you like my hot body?"
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"I felt them just like???"
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"Episode 8x02 AWESOM-O"
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"What the heck?"
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"Whoa! What a huge package!"
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"" To Butters Stotch. " Oh boy! It's for me! It's for me!!"
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""Sent from: Japan. Konichi-wa. ""
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"Wow! A package for me from Japan!!"
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"Oh boy! I've never gotten a package this big! I've always wanted to have a huge package."
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"Greetings. I am the AWESOM-O 4000."
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"Whoa..."
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"I have been sent from Japan to serve as your personal robot."
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"Yes. I will be your new best friend."
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"Oh wow!"
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"Yep. That's right. He's a real live robot. He can walk and talk and everything."
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"You're like the fourth kid I told already."
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"I'm so glad you came into my life, AWESOM-O. You're the best friend a guy could have."
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"Yes. You can trust AWESOM-O. In fact, you should tell AWESOM-O all your most personal secrets."
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"Well lessee... Well, for one, I have what's called a heziated colon"
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"which means I sometime can't control my sphincter."
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"Could be."
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"Well, nobody knows it, but sometimes I poop my pants, so I have to wear a diaper to school."
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"Yes. AWESOM-O is fine. Please go on."
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"That, that's very interesting. Tell AWESOM-O more secrets."
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"Hm, okay. Let's see"
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"his name is Eric Cartman, and he always tries to play jokes on me and stuff."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Yeah. One time he made me think a meteor had hit the earth,"
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"and convinced me to stay down in a bomb shelter for three days."
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"Heh. Wow, that sucks."
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"Yeah. And then this other time, he pretended to be me on the phone to my dad"
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"Wow. Sounds like this Cartman kid is pretty smart."
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"And he's never gonna play on me ever again!"
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"Really? You think so?"
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"Well, guess what, Butters. I have a surprise for you."
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"Cause what Cartman doesn't know is that I know one of his secrets!"
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"What?"
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"he likes to dress up like Britney Spears and pretend he's her!"
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"Hi sings and dances around with a life-sized cutout of Justin Timberlake."
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"You saw that?"
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"Yeah! And I videotaped him doing it!"
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"Even him making out with the Justin Timberlake cutout!"
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"No way."
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