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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror (S03E03)

I stom certainly od

"I stom certainly od"

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Hamrag, hamrag yatlerot.

"Hamrag, hamrag yatlerot."

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On an anagram version of shakespeare.

"On an anagram version of shakespeare."

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Nay, by malliwi rapesheake.

"Nay, by malliwi rapesheake."

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And what is your next project?

"And what is your next project?"

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That's a spoonerism.

"That's a spoonerism."

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To lend you the money you require.

"To lend you the money you require."

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Carried out against you by any members of our staff

"Carried out against you by any members of our staff"

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Under which 51% of both your dog and your wife pass to us

"Under which 51% of both your dog and your wife pass to us"

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Uh... miss godfrey, could you send in mr. ford, please?

"Uh... miss godfrey, could you send in mr. ford, please?"

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How do you do?

"How do you do?"

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But I am a merchant banker.

"But I am a merchant banker."

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You're rather a smart young lad, aren't you?

"You're rather a smart young lad, aren't you?"

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To our legal department.

"To our legal department."

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Yes, but you see, I don't know what it's for.

"Yes, but you see, I don't know what it's for."

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You quite sure you've got this right?

"You quite sure you've got this right?"

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I don't suppose you could give me

"I don't suppose you could give me"

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A list of their names and addresses, could you?

"A list of their names and addresses, could you?"

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I've heard in years!

"I've heard in years!"

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Isn't worth a pound

"Isn't worth a pound"

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I'd like to know what is.

"I'd like to know what is."

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No, I'm afraid it isn't.

"No, I'm afraid it isn't."

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Anyway.

"Anyway."

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Shut up!

"Shut up!"

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We're going to have to let one of you go.

"We're going to have to let one of you go."

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No, I'm afraid there's no redundancy scheme.

"No, I'm afraid there's no redundancy scheme."

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This time one of the pantomime horses concedes defeat

"This time one of the pantomime horses concedes defeat"

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Seeing off an intruding bull

"Seeing off an intruding bull"

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A battle of this kind can take anything up to 15 years

"A battle of this kind can take anything up to 15 years"

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Now they have been joined by an enraged jacques cousteau.

"Now they have been joined by an enraged jacques cousteau."

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These honeybears are placid and peaceful creatures

"These honeybears are placid and peaceful creatures"

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Is lying in wait for him.

"Is lying in wait for him."

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She is lying in wait for her breakfast.

"She is lying in wait for her breakfast."

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The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill.

"The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill."

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Poor breakfast.

"Poor breakfast."

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A nice little dinner, fred.

"A nice little dinner, fred."

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I see.

"I see."

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Beautiful, beautiful.

"Beautiful, beautiful."

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Really?

"Really?"

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The inniskillin fusiliers

"The inniskillin fusiliers"

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Five beautiful pennies going into the bag

"Five beautiful pennies going into the bag"

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Look!

"Look!"

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Look, you said I was going to be a funny passenger.

"Look, you said I was going to be a funny passenger."

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The effect you are having on your colleagues

"The effect you are having on your colleagues"

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And now I don't see any future.

"And now I don't see any future."

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It's not my mush, it's your mush.

"It's not my mush, it's your mush."

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It's your laugh--

"It's your laugh--"

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Well, that is, I'm going to talk about...

"Well, that is, I'm going to talk about..."

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That the teapot goes on, you know.

"That the teapot goes on, you know."

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So there's no problem at all

"So there's no problem at all"

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No, no, sorry!

"No, no, sorry!"

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So I've just come to give him a hand.

"So I've just come to give him a hand."

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How is he, joe-jums?

"How is he, joe-jums?"

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It's my last chance with the bbc.

"It's my last chance with the bbc."

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Keep going, old boy.

"Keep going, old boy."

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You've done it!

"You've done it!"

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You know you were!

"You know you were!"

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What?

"What?"

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Oh, pantomime horse.

"Oh, pantomime horse."

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And the russian pantomime horse has got away

"And the russian pantomime horse has got away"

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But who is this?

"But who is this?"

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This is typical of the zany, madcap world

"This is typical of the zany, madcap world"

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Unfortunately, before his pension rights are assured

"Unfortunately, before his pension rights are assured"

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Another victim of the need to finish these shows on time.

"Another victim of the need to finish these shows on time."

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Hello, good evening, and welcome to another edition

"Hello, good evening, and welcome to another edition"

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To a man who does gardening

"To a man who does gardening"

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But our first guest in the studio tonight

"But our first guest in the studio tonight"

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Is a man who talks entirely in anagrams.

"Is a man who talks entirely in anagrams."

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Taht si crreoct.

"Taht si crreoct."

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Do you enjoy this?

"Do you enjoy this?"

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Revy chum so.

"Revy chum so."

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And what's your name?

"And what's your name?"

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Well, graham, nice to have you on the show.

"Well, graham, nice to have you on the show."

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Now, where do you come from?

"Now, where do you come from?"

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Bumcreland.

"Bumcreland."

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Cumberland?

"Cumberland?"

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Staht sit sepreicly.

"Staht sit sepreicly."

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And I believe you're working

"And I believe you're working"

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Sey, sey, taht si crreoct.

"Sey, sey, taht si crreoct."

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Uh... ta the mnemot, I'm wroking on "the mating of the wersh."

"Uh... ta the mnemot, I'm wroking on "the mating of the wersh.""

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"the mating of the wersh," by william shakespeare?

""the mating of the wersh," by william shakespeare?"

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And, uh... what else?

"And, uh... what else?"

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"two netlemeg of verona"

""two netlemeg of verona""

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"twelfth thing," "the chamrent of venice."

""twelfth thing," "the chamrent of venice.""

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Have you done "hamlet"?

"Have you done "hamlet"?"

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"thamle."

""thamle.""

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I'm sorry?

"I'm sorry?"

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"a shroe! a shroe!

""a shroe! a shroe!"

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My dingkome for a shroe!"

"My dingkome for a shroe!""

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But surely that's not an anagram

"But surely that's not an anagram"

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If you're going to split hairs

"If you're going to split hairs"

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I'm going to piss off.

"I'm going to piss off."

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Now...

"Now..."

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It's...

"It's..."

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Tony m. nyphot's flying risccu.

"Tony m. nyphot's flying risccu."

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Mrs. scab, you have 12 hours to beat the clock.

"Mrs. scab, you have 12 hours to beat the clock."

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I've done it!

"I've done it!"

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I've done it.

"I've done it."

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Ha, ha, ha!

"Ha, ha, ha!"

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Hello?

"Hello?"

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Ah, mr. victim.

"Ah, mr. victim."

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Yes, I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead

"Yes, I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead"

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Yes, we will of course want as security the deeds of your house

"Yes, we will of course want as security the deeds of your house"

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Of your aunt's house, of your second cousin's house

"Of your aunt's house, of your second cousin's house"

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Of your wife's parents' house and of your grannie's bungalow

"Of your wife's parents' house and of your grannie's bungalow"

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And we will in addition need a controlling interest

"And we will in addition need a controlling interest"

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In your new company

"In your new company"

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Unrestricted access to your private bank account

"Unrestricted access to your private bank account"

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The deposit in our vaults of your three children as hostages

"The deposit in our vaults of your three children as hostages"

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And a full legal indemnity against any acts of embezzlement

"And a full legal indemnity against any acts of embezzlement"

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During the normal course of their duties.

"During the normal course of their duties."

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No, I'm afraid we couldn't accept your dog

"No, I'm afraid we couldn't accept your dog"

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Instead of your youngest child.

"Instead of your youngest child."

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"We would like to suggest a brand-new scheme of ours"

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In the event of your suffering a serious accident.

"In the event of your suffering a serious accident."

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Fine... no, not at all.

"Fine... no, not at all."

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Nice to do business with you.

"Nice to do business with you."

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Now, where's that dictionary?

"Now, where's that dictionary?"

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Ah, yes, here we are...

"Ah, yes, here we are..."

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Inner life.

"Inner life."

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