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Clips from Futurama - Anthology of Interest II (S04E04)

"There. I've finished fine-tuning my "What lf" machine."
Futurama
"It can answer any "What if?" question..."
Futurama
"Ooh, ooh! I wanna know what would happen if I were human."
Futurama
"and sometimes that makes me very sad."
Futurama
"using a process I call reverse fossilization."
Futurama
"- How does it work? - Well, in regular fossilization..."
Futurama
"I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a raccoon."
Futurama
"I don't know. I'm beginning to have some second thoughts."
Futurama
"Cover your shame, mon!"
Futurama
"And that includes you, Amy."
Futurama
"No, it just moved. I'm not getting good reception on it, though."
Futurama
"Maybe if I wiggle it around a little."
Futurama
"Bender, no. You'll make God cry."
Futurama
"Hooray! It's just like Mardi Gras."
Futurama
"You're not gonna believe it."
Futurama
"Ooh."
Futurama
"Hey, that felt great!"
Futurama
"What's going on? That rhythm, it's doing something to my human butt."
Futurama
"No, Bender!"
Futurama
"I need you in top shape next week..."
Futurama
"Bender?"
Futurama
"As I've said before, I used reverse fossilization..."
Futurama
"Then without further stalling for time..."
Futurama
"- 300. - Failing."
Futurama
"- Well, that's not so bad. - No, I mean 40 pounds!"
Futurama
"Eww. This, uh, scientific breakthrough..."
Futurama
"Hey, you like grilled cheese?"
Futurama
"I deserve the Nobel Prize."
Futurama
"Wait! As men of science..."
Futurama
"are not your minds open to new ideas?"
Futurama
"until you have tried my way of life for yourselves."
Futurama
"He's dead."
Futurama
"Whoo!"
Futurama
"Whoo!"
Futurama
"Tales of Interest."
Futurama
"Oh! I have one! I'm good at video games and bad at everything else."
Futurama
"That's why I wish life were more like a video game."
Futurama
"Good evening, ignorant pigs."
Futurama
"and pay attention as I sign an historic peace accord..."
Futurama
"What the..."
Futurama
"Mama Mia!"
Futurama
"The cruel meatball of war has-a rolled onto our laps..."
Futurama
"Mr. Fry, rumor has it that you know the secrets of the video game "Chance.""
Futurama
"It's okay. I had another guy."
Futurama
"Tremble in fear at our three different kinds of ships."
Futurama
"It's working. Victory is assured."
Futurama
"So cold."
Futurama
"No!"
Futurama
"It's moving too fast! Oh, I could never get the last one."
Futurama
"No slugs or tokens!"
Futurama
"- Fork 'em over! Fork 'em over! - Forget it, you pixilated pirates!"
Futurama
"I mean, look at Donkey Kong here."
Futurama
"- Yes. - Go away!"
Futurama
"But if this cape shrinks, consider your species extinct!"
Futurama
"Tale of Interest!"
Futurama
"Okay."
Futurama
"So my question is this..."
Futurama
"Nibbler, I don't think we're in New New York anymore."
Futurama
"Oh, no!"
Futurama
"No, you stole them. We saw you!"
Futurama
"So anyway, who are you people?"
Futurama
"I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement."
Futurama
"Not enough of it. Need some from what's-his-name."
Futurama
"Fly, my stupids!"
Futurama
"But, Mommy, you promised you'd bake monkey cake today."
Futurama
"Man, we've been skipping for hours."
Futurama
"Because I've always wanted a daughter to love."
Futurama
"You wanna get adopted, you little skank?"
Futurama
"- Absolutely. - Oh, Mommy! I found my true home!"
Futurama
"No one sees the mighty professor!"
Futurama
"Who's there, Hermes? Is it visitors?"
Futurama
"- I want to see them! - It's nobody!"
Futurama
"I am the professor!"
Futurama
"You don't need courage."
Futurama
"After all, who needs courage when you have..."
Futurama
"Now, world. You put your hands up!"
Futurama
"And you, lad, all you need is a brain."
Futurama
"Give me the bag, old man!"
Futurama
"Oh, crap."
Futurama
"Oh, no! Help! What's happening?"
Futurama
"Wake up!"
Futurama
"accurate to within one-tenth of a plausibility unit."
Futurama
"That's so plausible I can't believe it."
Futurama
"Who wants the machine to show them an alternate reality?"
Futurama
"I mean, being a robot's great, but we don't have emotions..."
Futurama
"Well, let's give baby what he wants."
Futurama
"What if Bender were human?"
Futurama
"Good news, everyone! I've invented a way..."
Futurama
"to turn Bender into a human..."
Futurama
"flesh and bone turn to minerals."
Futurama
"Mmm. Kind of gamy."
Futurama
"Are you ready, Bender?"
Futurama
"It worked! Eat it everyone who's never won a Nobel Prize!"
Futurama
"So this is a human body, huh? Neat."
Futurama
"Well, let's see what kind of things this body can do."
Futurama
"Whoa. You look a lot better than you used to for some reason."
Futurama
"You're not so bad yourself, big boy."
Futurama
"Bender, you drank and smoked when you were a robot."
Futurama
"But now it's bad for me. Whoo!"
Futurama
"Bender, part of being human is having self-control."
Futurama
"- Let me go! - No!"
Futurama
"Come, Bender. It's time to go home and rest."
Futurama
"when I present you to the Nobel Prize Committee."
Futurama
"which is the reverse of regular, uh, eh..."
Futurama
"I present to the Nobel judges..."
Futurama
"the first robot ever turned into a human!"
Futurama
"My God! He needs medical attention!"
Futurama
"40?"
Futurama
"uh, heralds a new dawn in human/robot relations, yes."
Futurama
"Come here and give old Bender a kiss."
Futurama
"And, uh, that's why I believe..."
Futurama
"for loosing this bloated man-ball upon the world..."
Futurama
"but you are hereby kicked out of the Academy of Science!"
Futurama
"- Let's trash this place!"
Futurama
"Party!"
Futurama
"Whee!"
Futurama
"Truly you have lived more in your one week of being human..."
Futurama
"- than the rest of us have in our entire lives. - Whoo!"
Futurama
"And so to recognize your achievements..."
Futurama
"Care to say a few words, Bender?"
Futurama
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