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Clips from Gravity Falls - Dipper vs. Manliness (S01E01)

"I like to get my Christmas shopping done early."
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"Puma shirt, panther shirt."
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"Coffee! Coffee!"
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"Lazy Susan! There's my little ray of sunshine!"
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"Maybe."
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"And a small plate of ketchup for the boy."
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"With the fancy flour they use these days?"
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"Don't worry, guys. Pancakes are on me."
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"He says--he says he's--"
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"Look, face the music, kid."
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"You got no muscles, you smell like baby wipes,"
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"Oh, man."
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"Quit stallin'!"
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"Oh, what?! This thing must be broken."
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"It's totally broken, guys. It's like a million years old."
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"Come on, Grunkle Stan."
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"Ha! Nothing in here but a cold, dark, empty soul."
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"Food!"
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"Ba-baby cow--"
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"Nothing. I, uh, don't want to talk about it."
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"-And her... -No! Stop it!"
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"But we will get lazy Susan to like you,"
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"Not manly enough."
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"Stupid diner! Stupid lumberjack!"
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"It's a gosh-dang mystery!"
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"Oh. What? Are you saying I'm not a male man?"
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"I'm not male? I'm not a man?"
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"Is it physical? Is it mental? What's the secret?"
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"For the love of all that's holy, run!!!!"
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"And I'm-- I'm like all elbows! Elbows and gristle!"
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"Gonna finish that?"
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"Are you some kind of minotaur?"
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"Well, my own uncle called me a wimp,"
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"The gnomes live in the trees,"
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"The mer-people live in the water-- 'cause they're losers!--"
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"A hairless child!"
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"This is, uh, Pubitaur, Testosteraur, Pituitaur,"
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"And I'm Chutzpaur."
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"And you are... My name's Dipper."
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"So, teach him our man secrets, or what?"
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"I like these guys."
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"Soos will play lazy Susan."
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"Can I borrow some money?"
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"I feel all weird."
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"He's using some sort of brain magic!"
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"Man! Man! Man! Man!"
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"Whatever it is, I will not let you down."
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"Being a man is about conquering your fears."
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"You must plunge your fist into the pain hole!"
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"The what?"
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"Man! Man! Man!"
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"Smile harder."
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"-Soos! -What's up, hambone?"
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"Ohh. This is going to take some really great training music."
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"You gotta dream the dream"
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"Who wants to rub this on my back?"
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"Glark, you are hilarious today!"
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"No, you know what? You really have been."
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"Not yet, destructor."
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"Yeah!"
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"Then you must do heroic act."
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"...And bring back head of..."
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"The multi-bear? That some sort of bear?"
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"Conquer? I don't know, man."
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"I don't know about this."
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"But you became..."
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"No! No, no, no!"
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"Is that throw-up on your shirt?"
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"But will you grant a magical beast one last request?"
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"You listen to Icelandic pop group Babba?"
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"That girl is you, oh-oh, oh-oh."
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"You keep telling me that being a man means doing all these tasks"
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"But I'm starting to think that stuff's malarkey."
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"You heard me. Malarkey!"
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"So maybe I don't have muscles or hair in certain places,"
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"Sometimes I leave it on, 'cause dang it,"
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"Kill the multi-bear, or never be a man!"
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"Man! Man! Man! Man!"
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"Why don't you give me a call sometime?"
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"Also, here's some pie."
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"On the house-- for you!"
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"Right here! This is my voice!"
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"-I don't want to talk about it. -Good."
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"Huh? You did what was right even though no one agreed with you."
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"You have a chest hair!"
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"-Pituitaur? -This guy has chest hair!"
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"Don't worry, kid. If you're anything like me,"
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"Message number thirty-six."
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"Hey, handsome!"
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"My cats also want to say hi, say hi, Donald."
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"Do you have anything that's in the spirit of the season?"
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"Uh, how about these crystals?"
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"Ha ha! Looks like broken glass."
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"What are you, a cop?"
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"Oh! What is that new thing?"
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"Grunkle stan. Can we go to the diner?"
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"We're huuungry."
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"Yeah, sure. Soon as this yahoo makes up his mind."
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"You have this in another animal?"
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"I'm fine locking him inside if you are."
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"Puma shirt, panther shirt."
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"Puma shirt..."
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"Shoo!"
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"Coffee! Coffee!"
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"Great! We'll all split one-fourth of the number seven,"
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"But grunkle stan, I want pancakes."
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"What am I, made of money?"
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"I'm gonna win some by beating that manliness tester."
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"What? What's so funny?"
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"No offense, Dipper, but you're not exactly manly Mannington."
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"Or whatever it is you said."
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"And let's not forget last Tuesday's... Incident."
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"You were listening to girly Icelandic pop sensation Babba?"
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"Fine, family of little faith."
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"And a-one, and a-two..."
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"Probably ran out of steam power or--"
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"Yes! Pancakes for everyone!"
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"I'm fine! Heh heh."
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"Sheesh! How am I related to that?"
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"Thanks there, sugar pie."
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