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Clips from The League (2009) - The White Knuckler (S02E02)

"Actually, my friends are having a party tomorrow night."
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"- Ew. He's not gonna be that much fun. - Ruxin."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Oh, my God, Kevin!"
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"Oh, Brooke."
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"I haven't seen him in so long."
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"Yeah, she's Ellie. She's so perfectly formed."
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"Pretty."
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"Wh-What?"
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"Just take the sign, Andre."
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"Squeeze harder!"
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"Oh, that stopped hurting."
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"Holiday Entertaining for Dummies."
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"Those things are high- pressure situations."
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"Cryptography for Dummies."
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"Three seconds."
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"You know what?"
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"Let's see what else."
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"It's full of common sense legal advice."
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"Jesus."
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"Oh... Mexico's Beach Resorts for Dummies."
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"How hard is it to hang out on a beach in Mexico?"
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"'Cause that's one you should have bought."
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"Oh, come on, Andre."
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"ANDRE: Uh, I am a doctor."
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"Andre, cut the shit, all right?"
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"I save lives."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I need a haircut."
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"I could give you a hair replacement."
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"These week-two match-ups are killing me."
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"Yeah."
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"Definitely."
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"What, you want me to tell you?"
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"(laughing)"
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"Are you crazy?"
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"I got to throw a Hail Mary."
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"Wow."
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"That's creative."
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"You know what is not an option?"
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"you actually leave, but sounds fun."
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"If, God forbid, someone went down right now in this bar."
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"Establish age and sex of the patient."
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"103 years old, male."
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"Oh, my God."
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"See? Exactly."
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"A normal doctor would have tried to help the person."
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"really down on their bodies."
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"You're doing the Lord's work, buddy."
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"I know I am."
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"Okay."
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"Well, I think that's an assumption."
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"Real class act."
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"someone as a "class act,""
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"they're talking about a head coach who's black."
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"What a class act."
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"Total."
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"Class act."
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"I mean, that happens all the time."
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"It's not just football."
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"Uh, if they're talking about a Latino player in baseball, like"
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"Spark plug in the clubhouse."
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"Can you do that for me, Josh Cribbs?""
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""Okay, Cribbs, I can do that.""
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"How do you even sleep at night?"
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"Usually on my side with a pillow between my legs."
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"Ellie, can you please be careful up there?! Thank you."
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"Jesus, what the... What are you doing?!"
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"What is that?"
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"What? It's a short-sleeved plaid shirt. I've worn it before."
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"Not the... The gigantic spear you brought."
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"Oh, it's for my martial arts class. It's a naginata."
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"Jesus!"
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"No. Put it away, Taco. This is a park."
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"- There are little kids. - It's ok, look, no one's around."
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"I'm not gonna hurt... Whoa!"
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"You cut the doll's head off."
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"the wrath of my blade."
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"Put it away."
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"All right, fine."
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"(speaking foreign language)"
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"That's made up Japanese for, "I'm gonna go get high right now.""
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"(Taco makes silly sound)"
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"Oh, God."
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"(motor revving)"
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"Can't we just plead frittata?"
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"I want to tell you what my ten-year plan is."
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"Well, me, too."
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"They're making a mint."
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"And you know why?"
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"It's all about becoming the authority."
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"I want to become the Sanjay Gupta of plastic surgery."
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"Right."
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"You know, what Halliburton does for weapons, I want to do"
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"for dermabrasion."
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"You know what I mean?"
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"I want to be the Pinkberry of plastic surgery."
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"I love that. I love that."
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"I mean, that's one of the reasons I agreed to meet with you today si"
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"it seems to me like you and I... we have the same mind for things."
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"What I love about you is that you can open up doors."
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"- get a wider kind of, you know, patient base and... - Diversify."
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"No, no, no, no, I did not... I did not say that."
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"I didn't. I don't...I don't like diversity, 'cause it is... racist."
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"I... I'm not talking about putting that out there."
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"I had a lot of black friends when I was growing up."
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"You know, like-like, one of my best friends, Percy."
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"Percy?"
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"Percy, yeah."
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"His mom made great food."
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"You'd spend the night?"
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"Where is Percy now?"
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"(whispers): He's in prison."
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"- Yeah. - Oh."
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"Um... yeah, I'm gonna write that down. I'm gonna send a care package to him."
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"Watch my form. See, I don't break my wrist."
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"(Kevin groaning)"
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"Come on. Watch!"
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"You got to watch my form!"
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"Oh, God. Ugh!"
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