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Clips from The League (2009) - The White Knuckler (S02E02)

"Yeah."
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"What is cryptography?"
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"That one came in a set."
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"Oh, Kevin."
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"You're a lawyer, Kevin."
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"Oh."
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"Your Friends for Dummies?"
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"It's just us."
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"You're-you're barely a doctor."
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"Yeah, you've got Kevin this week, man."
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"He's stacked."
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"You got any advice as to what I should do?"
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"Well, here's what I'm thinking."
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"I'm going to put Josh Cribbs in as my flex and hope that he runs"
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"What is it this time?"
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"Probably old age."
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"I'm not going to waste time on them."
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"I save lives."
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"Thank you."
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"I met this doctor, Dr. Maxwell."
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"Nine times out of ten, when a sportscaster is referring to"
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"Lovie Smith."
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"Class act."
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"I never noticed that."
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"Sportscasters use these code words in all of the sports."
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"Firecracker."
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"Spark plug."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Yeah, which is code word for white."
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"If you don't return two kickoffs for touchdowns, maybe a buck 50"
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""Yeah, I can do that for you, Ruxin, but only if you go Jet Skiing with me.""
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"Hey, guys."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Put it away, and get out of here."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Did you start a legal fund for him yet?"
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"There is a precedent for it."
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"Yeah! (yells and whoops)"
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"They've put their face on an ointment."
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"I'm colorblind."
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"You'd spend the night... Yeah, yeah."
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"the part of town that he lived in."
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"I'm watching. I... That's the key."
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"Oh, God! Ugh!"
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"One, two, three."
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"Is that a child behind you?"
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"Hi."
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"...we are dream makers."
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"How you doing, man?"
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"Boom, Terrell gets it, invite him to the party... look how that"
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"worked out."
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"So, Colin, let's make this wish come true."
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"I think Colin would love if you sacked the quarterback,"
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"Who is this?"
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"I just felt my hamstring tighten up."
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"I don't know, but I wish I could go with them."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the performance is about to begin."
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"(chanting): Naginata, naginata, love my naginata."
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"(chanting): Try practicing with a naginata."
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"With niginatas like this!"
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"(rhythmic drumming)"
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"It's just one song."
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"(grunting loudly)"
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"Oh, God."
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"KEVIN: She actually does, so can you please do it? Thanks."
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"Yeah. What?"
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"of our faces."
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"Uh... Did you just say "books"?"
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"Ichiro Suzuki is... Inscrutable."
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"I don't want to be racist."
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"Why would you be offended?"
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"Mom is Italian."
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"I'm black on the inside."
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"What are you up here?"
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"A race car driver."
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"Uh, anyone want to go see a movie tonight? Pete?"
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"Yep."
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"Yeah, that's fine."
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"had sex with?"
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"No, I mean, it's basically like a public bathroom."
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"Sure."
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"But I like to pretend I'm the first."
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"'Cause you guys are Eskimo brothers."
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"- Use some ** for lube. - Thank you."
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"Yeah, I mean, I'm cool with it, and I'm glad you can bring"
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"So, what's Kevin been up to?"
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"I forgot."
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"Excuse me?"
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"It was, like, a really elegant package, to be honest."
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"that's probably, like, not the greatest..."
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"I'm not thinking about it."
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"Terrell Suggs is my wish."
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"All-time leading NFL kick returner."
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"Josh Cribbs!"
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"No. Not only am I gonna meet him."
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"You mean, the kid's wish come true, Ruxin."
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"Melanoma, melanamea."
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"- All right? - Really?"
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"Yeah. I'm gonna be able to say to him, "I know this poor sick kid"
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"I can't do... I can't do it."
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"No, I can't. I'm sorry."
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"That's what this whole thing is."
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"Thank you."
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"Focus."
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"Can I ask you some advice?"
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"Yeah."
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"He's injured."
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"So you're saying that Kevin's beautiful cock is tearing you up inside?"
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"Yes."
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"So good, we're gonna do it."
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"To celebrate, we're gonna have a big old party, Diddy-style, you know?"
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"Yeah, maybe it's not the stroller's fault, but the people pushing the stroller."
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"Oh, okay, I got to go."
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"Thank you. I really appreciate that."
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"Best place in Chicago."
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"Aw, we got plenty of time to go see Colin."
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"I... don't think he has a lot of time left."
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"You just kind of seem desperate."
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"No, it's not Josh Cribbs. Uh, Josh Cribbs doesn't do that."
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"maybe we could talk about what to do that's best for Colin."
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