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Clips from Please Like Me - Ham (S02E02)

"Yeah, I think so."
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"Lovey!"
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"How are you... How are you feeling?"
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"No, Joshy, please, please, let me come home, please!"
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"- Please, let me come home. - Okay, okay, okay, Rose? Rose, Rose."
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"Rose... Listen to me."
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"♪ One two one two three four ♪"
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"- Thanks to ivan_dnt for the source -"
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"♪ Oh the good Lord knows it ♪"
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"♪ I've left better behind ♪"
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"I took him back to the store."
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"I like that, it's gonna be good for my back."
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"- You're the problem. - I'm bored of being the problem."
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"Hey."
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"I don't have any coins."
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"Why don't you just cut out the middleman and bring me chocolate?"
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"See ya."
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"Shit, I'm... I'm here for the party."
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"Where would you have gone?"
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"I'm Patrick, this is Josh."
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"I'm... I'm Arnold, Steve's brother."
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"I made some elder flower gin spritzer."
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"No, it's communal elder flower gin spritzer for the group."
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"I'm worried I put that ham on too late."
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"Every party, we just end up standing alone together,"
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"not talking to other people."
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"Why do we bother?"
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"Tom, I know."
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"I always assumed because it was me that it was small."
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"You're always dropping these little penis hints."
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"Yeah, but I didn't know that was big."
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"Why were you trying to put your penis in a toilet roll?"
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"How... How big?"
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"How big is average?"
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"Well."
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"I'm not that interested in..."
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"I don't pay that much attention to the..."
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"You know."
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"Patrick, Patrick!"
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"once he tried to put it in a toilet roll"
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"and it couldn't fit"
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"I have a big penis."
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"Mine's average. Just spot-on average."
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"It turns out my idea of average is not right."
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"It's, like, pretty, you know?"
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"Mine is aesthetically pleasing."
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"This is Jenny. Hey."
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"- Yeah. - No, no?"
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"Tom was just talking about his rubbish penis."
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"Well, what is it?"
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"It's like, middling, medium, average."
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"I thought it was big."
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"Yeah."
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"Maybe next time I can tell you about my beautiful vagina."
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"It's so depressing in here!"
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"- I gotta pee. - I'll hold."
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"I'm thinking about maybe trying to kiss Jenny."
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"Okay."
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"Here he goes... !"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Cool... Can I try?"
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"Yeah."
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"- That's good. - Yeah."
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"Once when I was a teenager, I talked myself"
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"'cause things in Africa are so grim."
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"and I have the means to do something about it,"
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"Heavy."
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"Hey."
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"- You gonna come in the spa? - No, I'm not going in the spa."
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"Why so shy?"
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"to Fat Harry but not as fun."
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"Well, thank you, but I'm not worried about being fat,"
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"Did you know that male giraffes"
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"will head butt the girl giraffes in the tummy"
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"Yeah, cool."
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"That's... That's creepy."
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"- I'll find it. - Yeah, it's over there."
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"Then that's not okay, is it?"
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"I was told there was a ham."
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"Woo... Josh."
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"I'm not really sure it's ready."
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"and it's not gonna be warm in the middle."
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"I'm not having a tequila shot."
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"Nice ham, nice shots, Joshy!"
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"Hey."
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"Wanna give some to John?"
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"Where's that guy who's still wearing my frog onesie?"
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"Why are you, sitting under a table?"
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"This is my weekend event."
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"I checked my mum into a mental home."
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"That's... That's my weekend."
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"Yeah."
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"Everyone thinks they're the least crazy person in there."
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"Not that..."
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"I don't think you're crazy, it's just..."
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"because you're crazy, so it would look really harsh of me"
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"Shit eyes massively shit eyes."
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"No, Arnold, it's still our turn."
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"We're playing."
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"I'm adopted, he's teasing me because I'm adopted."
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"That's my brother, man, that is so not cool."
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"Yeah, he can... He just said "It's okay.""
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"- Steve, I'm not. - He's not."
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"I don't want to waste them."
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"How do I look?"
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"A little bit weird in there, that beer pong."
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"Yeah... It's fine."
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"I'm sorry, mate... Sorry, Joshy, poor form."
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"Poor form on the boys, mate."
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"No, mate... Idea, right?"
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"Yeah?"
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"No, I don't need a peace offering. I promise, I'm feeling very peaceful."
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"- If anything, I'm feeling too peaceful. - No, these things happen, yeah?"
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"- Come on. - Gosh no."
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"Lift me up straight, no!"
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"No... No, no!"
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"Boys, boys!"
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"Put him down!"
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"Goodness, me."
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