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Clips from Nathan for You - The Movement (S03E03)

"This is Nathan For You."
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"to all of his problems."
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"So I paid him a visit to see if I could help."
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"Your movers are very in shape."
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"- And that's the idea."
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"is a better workout that going to the gym,"
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"that they're actually doing free labor."
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"would be no easy task."
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"and since the workout was my idea anyways,"
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"and they found a professional bodybuilder"
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"to see if he could impress me enough to get the job."
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"I prepared an extensive contract for him to sign."
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"we have the rights to your name, likeness."
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"that would consist entirely of moving boxes and furniture"
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"solely from lifting household items."
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"Now that The Movement had its figurehead,"
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"I wanted to legitimize Jack with his own book."
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"I contacted a ghostwriter who advertised his services"
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"- So can you come up with an original sentence right now"
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"and tell it to me?"
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"Kenzie stepped forth and..."
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"gently touched Roman's arm."
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"and you're just gonna have to fill in the blanks yourself."
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"that Jack got his body"
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"- I'm in the gym six to seven days a week."
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"- All right, uh..."
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"- Yeah."
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"in the hopes I'd get some interest."
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"wants you to talk about The Movement"
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"live on air tomorrow morning."
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"- Oh. Okay."
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"- Mm-kay."
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"- Obviously the author didn't know anything about you."
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"- Steve Jobs, yes."
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"- In the later chapters, it actually says"
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"Nathan: The news appearance couldn't have gone better."
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"- Can you lose a hundred pounds"
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"- Jack... - Good to be here."
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"- Yes. - How did you meet him?"
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"- Well, I grew up with him as a child."
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"- Were you able to keep that friendship with Steve Jobs"
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"that live in the jungle."
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"It was actually one of the worst days"
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"of my life."
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"an extremely compelling spokesman,"
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"and he was really hitting our message home."
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"Never been to a gym in my life."
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"to help people around the country."
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"- And before long,"
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"I was excited,"
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"When I stopped by the storage unit,"
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"I noticed that none of the water we had left for Jack"
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"At first, I thought he might just be bringing his own water,"
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"but when I had the clerk check the gate access records,"
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"- I don't see any..."
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"- This wasn't good."
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"stemming from a non-sexual incident"
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"that happened when I was a child,"
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"destroy everything I had created,"
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"to help me find out if Jack was honoring our agreement."
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"- Oh, "Penthouse," sorry. - Yeah, years ago."
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"Years, years, years ago."
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"All it is, is just being a male model"
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"I filled him in on my suspicions about Jack."
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"So early the next morning,"
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"he picked me up in a Best Buy parking lot."
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"That's what we do."
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"- After two hours of waiting,"
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"- 'Cause divorce is..."
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"'cause the kids were young and they were..."
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"'cause they figure, you know,"
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"I was about ready to give up,"
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"Put your glasses on."
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"There he is. - Right turn."
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"Clearly Jack wasn't taking our business arrangement"
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"that Jack had been going to his regular gym"
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"- Mm-hmm."
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"Jack admitted that the storage unit didn't work for him."
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"- Fortunately, I had come prepared"
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"with a compromise that would allow him to work out"
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"at any gym he wanted."
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"I could now be confident that he'd stick with the plan,"
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"I reached out to our list of eager Movement participants"
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"and booked three of them for what I described"
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"as a free workout intensive."
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"But in reality, these people were showing up"
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"for the real moving job I had scheduled with David."
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"just by moving boxes and furniture."
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"- Pleasure, thank you."
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"Now that Jack had inspired and energized the group,"
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"to have him fill out the necessary paperwork."
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"Got it?"
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"- The goal is to move as fast as you can,"
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"because we want a cardio workout too."
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"efficiently moving the client's stuff,"
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"- I mean, I've helped friends move before,"
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"if you do curls. - Right, right."
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"- Yeah, I do. - Yeah."
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"that Jack was selling."
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"We're halfway there,"
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"but these people did it without ever thinking"
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"And with everything unloaded from the truck,"
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"and sent them off."
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"and even though the homeowner had a few minor complaints..."
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"I said, they're not professional."
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"- Well, I appreciate that feedback."
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"Everyone has a different personality."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you."
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"- Jack can go on the news,"
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"lie to everyone in America,"
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"- Thanks. Yeah, ready to roll."
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"founder of Apple."
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"But there was still one more thing"
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""containing the explicit description or display"
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"- Yeah, that's the dictionary definition."
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"- [Blows]"
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"- "Never in my life.""
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"- Never in my life."
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"to look around.""
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"If you need to move to a different house,"
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