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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone? (S02E02)

"So you can go to school. Y-Your dream school, Emory."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait! What happened? Where are you going?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that was a sign."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Some of the best of my life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So that means you love me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Greg, come on, it wasn't exactly..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Then there's neglect ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ To say it's fate ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hurricane Katrina ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But that's a formula for divorce ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I mean, that's why he's going back to school."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who am I supposed to be now?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's not gonna understand."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Memory spirits are old boyfriends"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ And there ♪ - ♪ And here ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ One time I think ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm... ♪ A five, six, seven, eight ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a little to the right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Barkeep, what's on tap?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ On the ottoman, you took a lotta man ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And on the safe in the closet ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Tapped that ass ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ We tapped that ass ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ All over this house! ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, not the fire, but the fire!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's wrong with you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(inhales deeply and sniffs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She went to work, dear."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She borrowed some of my clothes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you must be so humiliated."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I would start working on an alias."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I want to be a good friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am so sorry if I offended."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That was just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am not offended by the word "douche" at all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"At Miss Douche, we are very proud of our products"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with the care and cleanliness of their special parts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe later. Look, we-we want to reclaim the word "douche.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh-Uh, I can't do those things."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"from the case."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have a conflict of interest."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm making bacon-wrapped chicken,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Babe, I see what you're doing here,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"One, two... Oh, I completely forgot to pick up Tommy. Shoot!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, Brendan, go get Tommy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and we need to stop talking about it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now let's eat around some chicken."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So you want everyone to see you as a douche."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so let's see who has the most likes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and different DNA."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She needs a makeover ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's something like... No, it's something like, that's what I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Process ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I had a stroke. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to like my photos... It only cost me five grand..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"how awesome and effortless I now am."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like I've found the true, authentic me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And it's not horse hair,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"phone call, and the fire..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is that why you're wearing that..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is my new... my look."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What... You can't give up. You put in all that stupid effort."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's refusing to go to her dumb contest."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She permanently damaged her appearance"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We never made you do that, honey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and we supported you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Get up! - No!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We at Miss Douche were surprised"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that I try to be everything a modern woman"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Good morning, Your Honor. - You don't have to call me Your Honor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am Paula Proctor from Whitefeather & Associates,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have submitted my client's plans for a facility in Pomona,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I understood every other word you just said."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And that is all, Your Honor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I'm not okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Crazy Lady 911 Phone Call""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not, so, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't need..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I-I'll still see you around, I promise."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, I mean it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, no, sorry, I'm moving out, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How is that even possible?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... you are the best."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hi. - Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I did. It's just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I want to know what it is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's... I'm just so happy to see you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um... I know that..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I just wish I could stop thinking about him..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ghost Greg?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need you to leave here..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need to move on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good-bye, Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (chuckles) - Oh, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Neither man is actually offering you a relationship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is it neither or kind of both?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"GREG: You sold our house?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm giving you half the money."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't just pick up and move across the country"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"out of nowhere, I'm not crazy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is just a fight, this is a fight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All couples fight. No,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we're not a couple, Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: And it's about me and Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, him and me getting together,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it's the most obvious thing in the world."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, wait, wait!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am applying to law school!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't want to know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"DARRYL: You start this semester."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nothing can stop you, Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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