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Clips from Louie - Late Show: Part 3 (S03E03)

"I don't know."
Louie
"Well, the first time I ever saw you,"
Louie
"And you were in your underwear for part of it."
Louie
"Yeah."
Louie
"What it did was, I went home..."
Louie
"Oh, boy. And I--"
Louie
"Yeah, and I had myself a little time by myself."
Louie
"And I had never done that before."
Louie
"That was the first time?"
Louie
"Oh my God, that's the sweetest story I ever heard."
Louie
"That's so sweet... Thank you."
Louie
"Yeah, thank you. Oh, you're welcome."
Louie
"Darby? Yeah."
Louie
"I know."
Louie
"And she said, "I loved the name ever since I saw"
Louie
"And that you just--"
Louie
"Jackie, I'm watching the feed."
Louie
"Good work."
Louie
"It's exactly what we need."
Louie
"Perfect."
Louie
"Here's to the new king of late night."
Louie
"Oh, thank you."
Louie
"Mmm."
Louie
"I gotta say, you stepped up."
Louie
"Doug."
Louie
"Hey, turn up that TV, that's about my buddy."
Louie
"- Hold on a second. - Shut up, everybody."
Louie
"has signed on for another ten years."
Louie
"but it is official."
Louie
"from 60 to 40 million."
Louie
"The Letterman people called."
Louie
"They said..."
Louie
"Never."
Louie
"Okay."
Louie
"Lou... look at it this way."
Louie
"You took $20 million out of that asshole's pocket."
Louie
"Thanks, man."
Louie
"I'm sorry. Bad deal, man."
Louie
"It's official, you suck, man."
Louie
"He does, too."
Louie
"I'm just kidding."
Louie
"I did it!"
Louie
"Letterman!"
Louie
"Fuck you!"
Louie
"If they want a skinny person,"
Louie
"All right."
Louie
"If you want to be a talk show host,"
Louie
"Yeah, I'm a... I'm a comedian."
Louie
"See what?"
Louie
"The kind where you jut say "go" and I'm funny."
Louie
"There's different kinds of performers."
Louie
"I don't, uh..."
Louie
"There's nobody here."
Louie
"You just introduced her!"
Louie
"What kind of dancer was she?"
Louie
"Shit, cock."
Louie
"their secret is a lie."
Louie
"Thank you very much."
Louie
"a couple more times."
Louie
"Uh, Polly want to not get eaten by a dog?"
Louie
"I was, yeah."
Louie
"No, what it was --"
Louie
"Yeah, that's true, you're the first person who I ever--"
Louie
"What is that all about?"
Louie
"Um, well, yeah."
Louie
"I mean..."
Louie
"His contract negotiations went to the last minute we hear,"
Louie
"Letterman said you'll never be on the show."
Louie
"Yo, Letterman!"
Louie
"and I saw "Rocky Horror Picture Show.""
Louie
"Great job. Thanks, man."
Louie
"so if you wouldn't mind, do me a favor."
Louie
"If you don't, well then, that'll be that."
Louie
"You're like some kid at a talent show"
Louie
"but I hope you do."
Louie
"Former king of his own mother's."
Louie
"Daddy. Yeah?"
Louie
"why don't they just get someone skinny?"
Louie
"Well, all right."
Louie
"You're a good guy."
Louie
"Okay."
Louie
"is that there's no one named Darby in that movie."
Louie
"Welcome to the "Late Show.""
Louie
"Okay, last chance and then we're really done."
Louie
"Was it scarring?"
Louie
"You want me to start at one and go up?"
Louie
"Number two, you gotta go away to come back."
Louie
"Well, all right, let's see it."
Louie
"I mean, I want you to come on the show anytime you want."
Louie
"This is gonna be the hardest thing I ever did."
Louie
"Well, go get someone."
Louie
"I heard they weren't telling you"
Louie
"What'd you go and do that for?"
Louie
"So get out."
Louie
"I'm not."
Louie
"40 pounds? Yeah."
Louie
"All right, I got it."
Louie
"Jack-- Mr. Dahl, I--"
Louie
"Make me laugh at the count of three."
Louie
"Um, thanks for--"
Louie
""'The Pelican Brief' with Julia Roberts.""
Louie
"They used you."
Louie
"Why are you jogging?"
Louie
"If I get this job, this is gonna be hard."
Louie
"Getting up early in the morning,"
Louie
"I'm not that kind of performer."
Louie
"Fine."
Louie
"It's beautiful, Jack... thank you."
Louie
""If somebody asks you to keep a secret...""
Louie
"Jack is my son and Darby is my daughter."
Louie