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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"Because tonight, I am getting us all into Okay."
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"Okay is the name of a club."
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"This friend of mine once waited outside for two hours, couldn't get in."
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"He's even getting me into the VIP room."
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"You see, Lily was a kindergarten teacher,"
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"little bed and breakfast. It was so nice."
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"Maybe we should start doing some grown-up stuff."
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"And ever since then, she's been signing him up for book clubs,"
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"Translation: She's ugly, she's ugly, she ugs in the ugly."
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"- Oh, and she's totally hot. - Okay."
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"I guess I could take her off your hands for an evening."
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"And his hair was perfect."
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"Find a cutlet, lock her in early,"
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"you gotta go for the 30-year fixed mortgage."
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"(LOUD TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(IMITATING TECHNO MUSIC)"
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"Is that what you want?"
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"In order for the tannins to mellow,"
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"Okay, that does sound good."
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"He had to stop acting like a kid,"
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"Now, our apartment was on the third floor,"
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"(MUSIC RESTARTS)"
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"- He's probably famous. - Oh, yeah."
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"Oh, I was just in there. Robin Scherbatsky. I'm on the list."
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"- You are so dead. - Oh, I'm so dead."
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"Okay, so anyway..."
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"C'mon, let's go!"
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"Taxi!"
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"I'm no VIP. I'm not even an IP."
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"Maybe there's a machine in the restroom."
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"Now, to this day, I don't know what happened in there,"
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"Because all of the stuff you're supposed to like, usually sucks."
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"- Or parades. - You said that already."
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"- I really hate parades. - Okay."
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"- Well, that you can't do. - You wanna bet?"
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"Follow my lead."
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"What happened to that cutlet you were grinding with?"
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"Hey, thanks for saving my night. I'll talk to you soon?"
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"And then it got... icky,"
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"But, man, when I find her"
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"we're gonna have some bad-ass winetastings."
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"It's a plan."
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"OLDER TED: So, kids, would you like to hear the story of the time I went deaf?"
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"- Why does he even ask? - I know, he's just gonna tell us anyway."
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"I sure am. It all began"
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"when Robin strolled into the bar and said..."
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"Why this time?"
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"Okay? Awesome!"
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"What's going on? Did I just have a stroke?"
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"Yeah, it's supposed to be incredibly exclusive."
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"A friend of yours named you?"
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"No, a friend of mine named, shut up!"
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"Yeah, well, the owner goes to my gym."
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"It turns out that he is a fan of my reporting for Metro News 1."
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"- So now I'm on the list for tonight. - Nice going, Scherbatsky."
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"You're becoming a long-and-difficult- to-spell household name."
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"Yeah, he just wants to show you his own VIP, if you know what I mean."
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"All right, what does VIP stand for in your little universe?"
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"Well, I know that the P is Penis."
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"Right, so you guys are in. Should I invite Marshall and Lily?"
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"OLDER TED; Why was this funny? I'll explain,"
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"And so, one fateful naptime..."
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"Austin and I spent Saturday night at the most charming"
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"What did you do this weekend?"
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"- Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! - Chug! Come on! Chug! Chug!"
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"- Ten seconds! - Suck it, losers!"
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"(BELCHING)"
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"You know, quiet time with the fiancé."
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"I don't know, I just felt embarrassed."
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"Claire's my age, and she and her husband do all this classy grown-up stuff."
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"That's some pretty grown-up stuff we did this morning."
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"Yeah, but it wasn't classy."
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"Maybe we should have a winetasting party."
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"I like wine. I like tasting."
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"You know I can party. Let's do it. Let's rock it. Maturity style!"
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"- cooking classes. - All the things you do when you know"
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"where your next thousand lays are coming from."
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"So, no, Lily and Marshall will not be joining us."
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"Got it. Anyway, Ted, part two of my story."
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"My friend Kelly's gonna be there."
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"- Kelly, who supposedly I'm gonna love. - Oh, you are gonna love Kelly."
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"She's fun, she's smart, she lives in the moment."
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"So, do you have any other hot single friends?"
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"- Oh, no, Ted! Your blazer. - What? What? What?"
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"Somebody spilled gorgeous all over it. Love it."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, we're wearing the same shirt."
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"Oh, wait, no, that's just my shirt reflected in yours."
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"One of the 24 similarities between girls and fish"
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"is that they're both attracted to shiny objects."
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"You really never read my blog, do you?"
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"All right, Tin Man. Let's hit it."
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"All right, well, have fun at your little disco, guys."
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"Yeah, it's gonna be sweet, too."
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"Like tonight, we're tasting all these different wines,"
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"pairing them up with these cool gourmet cheeses."
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"Wow!"
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"Who knew being in a committed heterosexual relationship"
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"could make a guy so gay."
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"All right, cool kids are leaving now."
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"Grandma, Grandpa, don't wait up."
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"(HOUSE MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"My, oh, my! There are some ferocious looking cutlets here tonight."
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"All right. Hook-up strategy:"
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"grind with her all night till she's mine."
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"These strategies ever work for you?"
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"The question is, do these strategies ever not work for me?"
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"Either way, the answer's about half the time."
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"My bitches! Check this out."
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"They're with me."
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"We're her bitches, too."
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"We'll wait here."
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"And with today's interest rate climate,"
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"So, Marshall, what about you?"
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"You guys thinking house, baby?"
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING)"
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"No, I think we're gonna wait on the baby thing."
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"I mean, I love babies. Babies rule."
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"Pudgy arms and stuff. But they make you old."
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"Kind of like this anchor weighing you down to one spot."
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