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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Indecision Amalgamation (S07E07)

"Oh, "pee." Why'd I say that?"
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"I'm not being stupid."
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"here come the waterworks."
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"♪ Bang! ♪"
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"Yeah, sure. Of course."
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"I'm sure it's lovable."
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"I'm liking my odds here."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Apparently, it's mine if I want it."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"LOL, right?"
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"Hey."
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"I-I don't know if you remember me..."
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"and I-I just blew it."
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"And if it makes you feel"
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"any better, you're not the weirdest guy"
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"Well, give me a chance-- you don't even know me."
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"I can control my entire entertainment system"
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"using voice commands."
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"You have my undivided attention."
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"more angular and sleek-looking."
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"No, see? Well, you absolutely would not."
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"And furthermore, the Xbox One"
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"Are they nuts?!"
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"the 100-gigabit-per-second bandwidth gap"
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"You see? I don't know!"
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"What should I do?"
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"Yeah."
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"What am I gonna do? Well,"
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"for starters, I wouldn't eat the bananas."
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"Come on! This is serious. Uh, uh,"
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"You'll go have fun for a few weeks, make some money--"
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"Just to clarify, which one of you is wearing the bikini?"
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"Thank you again for dinner."
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"Good night. Uh,"
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"Oh, of course."
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"Did I mention the PS4 controllers light up?"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, that's sad. It is."
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"Huh?"
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"Leonard. PS4."
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"Bernadette. I like the Wii."
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"Thanks, Grandma."
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"Unless you're sleeping"
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"What do you mean, yes?"
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"Well, I have certainly taken some jobs"
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"is there a professional downside to doing it?"
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"When you're on the set working on something"
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"Anyway, those jobs can be soul-crushing."
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"That's what I'm afraid of."
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"To this day, I hate going on auditions."
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"Okay, I walk in, and I can just"
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"And then I don't get the job,"
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"and I can never find out why."
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"He's gonna die alone, right?"
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"Yeah. Yes."
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"I've done all my research, I conducted an informal poll,"
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"Well, that's got to be a good feeling."
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"and I bought a Zune."
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"But what if I'm wrong?"
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"You know I only have one slot available"
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"that if you flip a coin,"
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"Because you'll either be disappointed"
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"Interesting."
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"Could have given it back to me."
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"Thank you. Thanks, thanks."
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"My... my ex-girlfriend e-mailed me,"
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"And I'm glad you like it-- it's from J. Crew."
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"I don't understand."
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"but it-it feels like I'm being deceitful."
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"No."
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"How serious were you two?"
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"and there was a handshake loaded with sexual innuendo."
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"Because this is the part of the night"
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"where I've said something stupid and the girl usually leaves."
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"Yeah, but now you make me wonder what's wrong with you."
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"We just met."
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"Really? Mm-hmm."
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"but the PS4 has a removable hard drive."
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"The registers are closed."
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"I don't know!"
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"Awesome!"
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"Boy, do I have to urinate."
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"If only there were a solution to that."
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"Seriously. I feel like I've got a fish tank in my pelvis."
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"So go to the bathroom."
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"I can't."
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"Why not?"
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"Because I'm trying to decide between getting"
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"an Xbox One or a PS4."
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"Forgive me for asking a stupid question,"
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"but why are you being stupid?"
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"I'm employing the work of Dutch researcher, Mirjam Tuk,"
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"who found that people with full bladders make better decisions."
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"Why did I pee before I decided to move in here?"
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"Hi! Hey."
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"Oh, how'd the audition go?"
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"I killed it. I was even able to cry real tears"
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"Oh, that's great. I know."
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"Next time I get pulled over for a speeding ticket,"
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"Aren't you gonna ask?"
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"What is this, my first day?"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"Can I get your opinion on something"
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"that happened at work today?"
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"Okay, well, I did something"
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"that will either make me look like a lovable goof"
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"I'm gonna go with monster. What do you got?"
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"Well, there's this lady in our office who's retiring,"
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"and they were passing around"
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"one of those big cards for us to sign..."
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"But no one told me she was in"
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"and what I was signing"
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"but was actually a "get well" card."
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"So on the card, in the hospital,"
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"next to the woman who's clinging to life are the words,"
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""Hey, Vivian. You deserve this"""
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