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Clips from Superstore - Integrity Award (S02E02)

"It's all about the technical categories."
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"It... it's multiple trips. That... that's the beauty of it."
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"Yeah."
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"Uh, anyway, you know, I put in six requests"
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"I just thought he was really into you."
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"He's obsessed with me."
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"we don't have any female truck drivers in 2017."
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"Uh, nope, I'm fine. Thank you."
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"All right."
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"enough with the gratitude."
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"people are going to start asking questions."
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""you can no haz cheeseburger." Forget it."
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"You know, that is so out of leftfield."
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"What's going on?"
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"Break room is officially closed for fumigation."
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"I mean, ah."
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"Um, yeah, I'll... I'll take, you know, Putin."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"Hey, there you are."
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"Kitchen needs to be re-grouted."
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"Maybe we all are."
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"We can't just eat junk out of a cardboard box?"
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"First time I wrote "opportunity.""
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"from smashing into aisle six?"
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"No, you would be the one"
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"Okay, let's go."
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"Excuse me, do you have anymore bug bombs in back?"
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"Well, that's a low blow."
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"Why do you assume that I don't care?"
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"- ♪ In laughter, in strife ♪ - Smiles and strife."
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"I'm sorry. I just feel terrible."
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"Code Orange."
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"I'm sure they can handle it. Whatever it is."
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"Oh, no, not here, sir."
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"What percentage oxygen you using?"
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"Standard 80?"
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"Or she! Whoever it is."
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"The roach situation in the break room is getting worse."
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"So clean up your crumbs, and Heather,"
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"stop hoarding yogurt lids in your locker."
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"You're not gonna win that free cruise."
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"On to something more important than a bunch of dumb bugs."
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"Who's excited about awards season?"
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"Um, Glenn, the Oscars were last month."
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"I know that, because we had that Oscar pool."
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"Wait, who won that again?"
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"I believe that was you."
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"Oh, yeah, that was me."
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"Yep, you said that."
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"Forget about the Oscars."
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"I am talking about the new Cloud 9 Integrity Awards."
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"I know, right? So cool."
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"The winner from each store gets an unframed certificate,"
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"and attends a luncheon with an all-you-can-eat buffet."
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"Wait, hold on. So you go through the buffet,"
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"and fill your plate once, and that's all you get?"
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"No, it's all-you-can-eat."
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"Anyway, uh, the recommendation forms are here, and..."
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"which Brett will be happy to help you with..."
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"in case you think of someone you work with,"
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"or maybe work for,"
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"who you think has shown integrity in the workplace."
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"You can't push yourself for an award."
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"Me? I don't even know if managers are eligible."
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"Oh, yeah, they're probably not."
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"Well, I know they are, because I checked, so..."
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"Oh, I see, so it's all you can eat"
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"on your one trip to the buffet."
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"No, you're... you're not getting it."
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"Well, I'm probably not eligible, since I'm dating Jeff."
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"You know, I wouldn't want to add more drama to the scandal, or"
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"add gasoline to the fire, right?"
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"You were all so interested when you thought Sandra was dating Jeff."
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"Yeah, it just feels kinda done now."
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"What size plate do you have to bring with you?"
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"They have plates there."
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"So Jeff's kind of a bigwig, huh?"
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"I heard when he drives somewhere,"
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"Cloud 9 pays for his gas."
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"Oh, well, they pay for his haircuts too, so..."
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"- That's awesome. - Hm."
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"for an exterminator for that roach problem,"
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"and then it occurred to me,"
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"maybe Jeff could help grease the wheels."
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"You want me to talk to Jeff?"
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"I don't know, Dina, it's..."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"He is."
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"I'm all, "What do you wanna have for dinner?""
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"He's like, "Mateo, I'm obsessed with you.""
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"Uh-huh, well, if you wanna prove it,"
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"why don't you give him a ring?"
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"I mean, if he's obsessed with you."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"The primary circuit supplies the secondary portion"
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"of the valve with air."
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"Pump the brakes to demonstrate."
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"- What you doing? - Um, I am making a delivery."
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"Since when do you make deliveries?"
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"Uh... Since I realized"
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"Okay, I'm helping my parents move."
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"- Ah... - They forgot to rent a truck,"
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"and they have to be out of their house today."
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"Uh..."
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"Okay, if you need some help,"
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"I actually know how to drive stick."
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"I thought it would be something that would impress women."
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"It does not."
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"Yeah, you got this."
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"- Okay, fine, you can help. - Aww..."
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"No limits, no rules."
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"I like to be right up on the wheel."
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"- Hey, Glenn. - Hey."
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"Would it be okay if I recommended you"
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"for the Integrity Award?"
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"What? Me?"
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"Huh?"
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"You... are you sure?"
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"Yeah, you're such a good guy."
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"But if you're uncomfortable with it..."
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