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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Testimonials (S05E05)

"- Oh, cool. - Oh, cool, nice."
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"to get a statement from me today."
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"and you'll be like, "I don't know,""
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"♪"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"who let my sweet nephew get ripped away from us,"
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"When is he gonna be released?"
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"It's hard to say, but it'll help"
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"exceptional employees."
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"I'm gonna make him look good."
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"Oh, you don't have to be under oath for this."
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"Kumusta na po?"
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"So, do you need me"
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"Not today. Not ever."
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"[laughs]"
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"Okay, whatever you say."
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"the more she's gonna think it's actually happening."
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"And an engagement party is clearly not on my list of duties."
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"Why are these all zoo-based?"
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"So you want me to start with zoo things and then go to other topics"
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"but he's not gonna be able to work here"
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"once he gets out of detention,"
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"[groaning]"
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"Hey, Cheyenne."
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"Do you think maybe I could move my stuff into it?"
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"I already took his room"
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"And then I ended with, "Mateo's dedication"
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"to customer service is unmatched,"
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"Oh, did you use my line about how the flag"
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"Yeah, and I said how Mateo's always serving up the tea,"
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"that she was better off now"
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"No, Justine, we're supposed to be proving"
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"Why would you tell the lawyer that?"
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"No, you're not under oath, Justine!"
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"Everybody knows that!"
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"I got a brand-new polo."
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"Fresh out of the bag."
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"I just thought I'd look my best because of the, um..."
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"[whispering] Engagement party."
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"I can't wait to send pictures to my mom."
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"I even went out and bought a camera phone."
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"You look great, Sandra. Doesn't she's look great?"
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"That's the perfect outfit for the party."
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"Dude, what are you doing?"
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"You know Dina's not gonna give her a party."
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"I'd just throw something together."
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"You just leave it."
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"You're not gonna leave it, are you?"
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"And I was like, "I think I just broke my tailbone,"
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"But I would strike everything he said from the record."
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"So no, sorry."
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"so I just figured that maybe I would..."
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"Make me look like a giant a-hole?"
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"Yeah, but... that's not..."
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"Yeah, gah, okay. Yeah, I got it."
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"Oh, I like that Mateo gives zero Fs."
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"Guys, we're overthinking this."
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"Marriage only works if you originally"
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"that are used in detention cases:"
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"I mean, we don't know that he wouldn't do Habitat for Humanity."
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"through the power of music."
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"Are you just telling me the plot to "Sister Act 2"?"
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""Back in the Habit," yes."
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"So that's wild."
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"So, one time, Mateo..."
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"Sandra, this isn't your engagement party."
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"Uh, where was I?"
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"- Mateo. - Mateo."
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"Because mine is completely destroyed."
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"♪"
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"so you each have eight seconds"
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"Glenn, go."
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"My parents didn't talk to me till I was five"
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"inside my body... worked out great, though,"
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"got to keep the spiders... and all my teeth are fake."
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"Okay, I'm listening."
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"Richard, this is Jeff Sutton from Cloud 9 corporate."
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"'cause she was too drunk, but I got to listen"
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"to whatever I wanted to on the radio."
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"but I have to present actual facts, and so far,"
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"he's sometimes nice, and he has glasses,"
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"but I had to write something down"
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"Anyway, look, I'm sorry,"
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"You couldn't just say,"
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""Pompeii" by Bastille."
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"Cloud 9 would have never sent ICE."
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"Wait, I'm sorry."
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"ICE isn't supposed to do worksite enforcement"
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"during a labor dispute."
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"If you guys have proof"
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"then we might have a better chance."
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"and dressy."
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"Wow, um..."
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"okay, well, you two lovebirds"
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"Hopefully, we get Charlene. She's new."
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"they won't even know what they're confessing to."
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"- Putty. - [phone line ringing]"
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"and I just need to verify some records."
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"at your Ozark Highlands location"
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"Okay, um, but I'm with ICE,"
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"[phone line clicks, dial tone humming]"
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"Mmm."
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"while the flavor isn't as good,"
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"What do you got there, buddy?"
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"That is probably enough for me."
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"And you better hurry."
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"Mm-hmm, yeah. Mm-hmm."
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"Cool."
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"Um, so before, when you said it was good to see me,"
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"I don't know, buddy."
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"Buddy."
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"♪ Tell me sweet little lies ♪"
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"Yeah, and I'm kicking myself, because if I had just recorded"
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"What? Really?"
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"Yeah, yeah. On the record?"
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"But, you know what?"
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"[quirky music]"
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"Hey, Amy."
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"Should I send this stuff to his family?"
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"Wait."
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