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Clips from Sex and the City - My Motherboard, My Self (S04E04)

"There are 40 kinds of dimmers."
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"Good for you. It took me six months to give my cleaning lady a key."
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"- Whose legs bend back that far? - It's like sex for the boneless."
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"That's what I love about this guy Nick I'm seeing."
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"And let us say amen!"
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"I came home to find Aidan in the most shocking position of all:"
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"You're deflowering my pristine kitchen."
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"Fajitas!"
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"Carrie, meet my George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine!"
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"- What you doing back there? - Just looking for something."
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"- Not in front of George. - Leave George out of it."
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"It's not done yet. Don't read it."
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"Oh, my God! Come back."
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"I don't have a manual. I got rid of it in a feng shui attack."
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"This thing's just faking you out."
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"- Number 64! - Yes! Hi. Thank God."
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"I did. It's mine. It's mine, but he did something."
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"That only works on PCs."
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"I was just typing. He came over and kissed me"
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"Yes. A mean little man popped up with 'X's where his eyes should be"
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"Why? What does that mean?"
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"If?"
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"Oh, my God! And you let me go on about my stupid computer?"
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"That's very upsetting."
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"I had to hurry. I didn't know how bad it was till I got here."
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"Now my sister's mad at me. I've got to go."
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"She was stable last night"
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"Then they called and said she was crashing."
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"Nobody wanted to, but they told us to get some sleep."
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"But I wasn't with her. Nobody was."
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"I didn't think I'd be going to a funeral."
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"I'll be there. I'll bring something from your apartment."
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"Don't bother."
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"I don't know."
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"You don't have to. I don't really know."
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"Where have you been? Where's Miranda? I'm starving."
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"I can't believe it. Poor Miranda. How is she?"
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"She's not good."
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"You know Miranda. She was trying to be so strong,"
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"Or a fruit basket. Or muffins. What do you think?"
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"I'm fine. Flowers are fine. Just tell me who to send the cheque to."
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"She thinks that it would be faster to take the train."
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"Keep doing that! Keep doing that!"
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"something was just out of reach."
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"Just hang on one more second. One more second!"
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"Get them off me! You're distracting me."
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"Now we got it. Here we go! Home free!"
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"exactly what you're doing."
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"Exactly what you're doing."
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"Don't stop. Don't stop."
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"OK, stop."
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"- I don't want any crap. - You told her."
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"It's important that they represent us."
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"- Every time you have sex? - She's exaggerating."
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"You've got plenty of orgasms under your belt. You're going to be fine."
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"-...jury duty. - Unless..."
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"What?"
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"I read an article about a woman who had orgasms all the time."
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"- There is no way that I'm a 34B. - Just try them."
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"How's that working out?"
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"- I don't need any help. - You say you don't,"
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"No, you don't!"
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"My mother just died and..."
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"This is perfect."
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"Wait. Wait!"
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"Surprise! It's your new computer."
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"And I got you one of these zip drives. So you can back up your work."
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"My own system works fine."
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"- Right! Are you sure about that? - Yes, I am."
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"What?"
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"Somewhere in the city of lost dreams and missing persons,"
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"Samantha's orgasm remained at large."
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"Pick out a zip drive, start saving. Then you won't lose everything."
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"It's me. The girl who doesn't back up."
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"This is my attempt to breathe and reboot."
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"- Are you smiling at all? - I'm listening."
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"I just wanted to say that I'm sorry."
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"This is hard."
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"- That's why I was trying to help. - I know, but..."
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"No good can come of that."
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"You could be out of town or be busy."
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"Then I guess we'd be a couple of Sad Macs."
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"Philadelphia. Just a hop, skip, cab, a Metroliner and another cab away."
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"We're at a funeral!"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Well, she does."
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"- How are you? - I'm fine."
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"Ignore the coffin. There's a single, 35-year-old woman walking behind it!"
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"Coming, Betsy."
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"This is hard."
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""You look great" was not one of the things I told you to say."
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"and to make sure the flowers worked out."
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"Now we know what $500 worth of glitter looks like."
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"Death is the eternal mystery."
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"no magic words to soothe us."
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"No spiritual stuff and he can't keep the family tree straight?"
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"This guy's a hack."
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"I'm sorry."
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"a zip drive can provide a surprising amount of comfort."
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"One frazzled Friday, four girlfriends came from four different directions:"
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"the East Side, the West Side,"
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"Park Avenue and Samantha."
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"I'll start. I can sum up my life in one breath."
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"Work, work, Au Bon Pain, work. And you?"
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"Let's see."
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"Aidan, Aidan, this pimple, Aidan. We don't need an hour."
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"I cannot believe you made these. I love you not working."
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"You can be my wife."
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"I thought I'd have more free time, but decorating is stressful."
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"Remember when the economy was good and we had a table?"
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"Are you a janitor now?"
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"- He gave you his keys? - Yes, but I make him come to mine."
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"- Does he have your keys, too? - All two of them."
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"- You exchanged keys? That's big. - That's the opposite of Big."
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"I happen to have the key to a lasting relationship right here."
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"1,001 sexual positions."
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"I got it on the corner, $1.50. I love this city!"
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"- He's de-boned? - He's the wrestling coach at NYU."
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"He's like a rubber band."
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"- What about the fajitas? - Fuck the fajitas!"
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