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Clips from The League (2009) - Training Camp (S04E04)

"See you soon."
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"Good job, man. Thanks, man."
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"Congratulations. How you doing, my man?"
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"- Hey. - Welcome to the league."
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"Thanks, Commissioner. Yeah, here we go."
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"Uh-oh, what's this? There it is."
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"have finally culminated in you being a member of Pete top/Kevin"
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"Next up in the 2012 draft, it's the pick from the poorly"
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"to say about that. Rodney?"
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"I drafted too early. Think I got a second round pick coming."
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"I earned it. Ooh, Kevin McAsterisk."
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"It must be unbearable for you."
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"Mmm... mmm."
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"What? Easy."
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"I just don't want my son that close to my dick, I just don't."
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"Yeah. Because my other outbound tunnel"
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"Well, you're not in the car during rush hour, and the"
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"really do. You want me just a little?"
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"little fun tidbits from our time together."
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"with"? Oh, let me see that."
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"Yep, all four are there. Come on."
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"Cards, ladies and gentlemen. Nice."
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"Yeah, I highly doubt it. Maybe it's Jenny Jones asking"
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"See, I figured the best place to start my online Cowboys business"
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"Right! Unbelievable."
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"Play professional football? Does that pay well?"
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"You know what, you may think that this is great, but tonight"
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"Shut up, Andre. All right, guys, I got to get to"
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"Uh, this guy's my actual lawyer."
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"This underdressed human being is my tagalong brother."
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"agreeable price for that product."
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"And just being here at this training camp, I got to say,"
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"They're both glamorous, but, Jerry, I'm offering them a"
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"- Butterscotch pudding. - Oh."
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"But that's a picture of me riding a tiger."
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"Taco, you just made $250,000. I'm sure he's"
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"Hey, what's up? Good to see you, man."
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"Well, I'm gonna call you Felix, Felix."
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"weight since all those naked photos, huh?"
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"What's upwards mean? I totally, like, French-kissed a nipple. Oh, my God."
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"You're gonna start on this end of the field, you're gonna"
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"First person in the end zone gets the first pick in the draft. Whoa. Wait."
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"Uh, coach Eckhart's here. Run, run!"
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"Run, Andre!"
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"Ho-ho-ho-ho! Aw, shit! Aw, shit!"
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"Streaker! Woo! Hey, come on, man!"
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"First pick of the draft! Ha-ha-ha!"
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"Unh, unh, unh, unh! What's your name?"
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"Go! Oh, the exit... Okay. See you guys. I knew I could play football!"
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"No, Kevin. It's my fantasy. Go away!"
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"Jenny? Jenny? Oh, Shiva! Shiva! Oh, Shi... Jenny, stop it. Stop doing it."
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"Your pants are all wet. Oh, my God."
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"Whatever, caption auto draft. Has the draft started?"
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"father of a boy, and I would be remiss in my duties if I did not"
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"That's child's play. Let's focus on this, okay?"
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"Now don't push. Get your mitt and your pail."
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"They're basically sterile. The bar is officially open."
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"and focus on your baby, please. Yeah, just breathe."
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"Push. Push. Good. Push."
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"We've been talking about it for months, so the next pick will"
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"not come as a surprise."
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"It's going to be Robert Griffin III, quarterback out of Baylor."
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"Did it. Love you, Mom."
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"Love you. Whew."
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"Have a good one. I'm gonna do that."
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"Rg3, rg3..."
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"Here we go, Rob."
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"Here it is. It's official."
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"All right. Congratulations, Robert."
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"Thank you. All your hopes and dreams"
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"bottom. I mean, all the hard work's"
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"definitely paid off. Those days of protein shakes and"
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"bad gas landed me on team Ruxin. We're the best."
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"Just how good do you think it can be?"
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"I think, uh, Pete top/Kevin bottom can definitely win the Shiva bowl. Whoa-ho."
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"Shiva komedi somakanakram, bitches!"
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"And you don't find him even remotely annoying?"
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"Actually I do not. I respect him."
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"That's right, Andre's on the clock."
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"Suck it! Wait up, Rodney."
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"Man, why you telling people we're family?"
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"named double entendres."
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"You suck."
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"Sorry. The double entendres select"
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"Trent Richardson, running back, Alabama."
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"Let's do this. Dodged a bullet on that one, huh? Yeah, all right, I like that."
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"There it is, yeah, put it on, right?"
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"Boom, double entendres. Trent, I got to ask you, how"
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"does it feel to be the newest team member of a uninspired"
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"squad? Worst feeling ever."
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"I demand a trade. Please, can you reconsider?"
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"Never. You won't regret this."
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"Yes, you will. Back it up, back it up."
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"His Mother. Okay, I am sorry."
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"Um, look, I'll draft the whole family."
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"I got a lot of positions. No, no, not interested."
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"You'd be a great kicker. What did you call me?"
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"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What?"
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"Is that a bad thing? You little skinny MC Hammer."
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"Whoa! Well, this appears to be"
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"another draft day first. Wonder what the Commissioner has"
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"Rodney, Rodney. Hmm."
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"Rodney. Oh, call me Roger, call me Roger. Roger?"
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"What happened?"
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"All right, this round is brought to you by your Shiva"
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"- bowl champion. - All right, take it"
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"easy, Rudy. Last season is definitely going"
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"to have an asterisk by it. No, no asterisks."
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"That has a nice ring to it. Yes."
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"They call Mr. McAsterisk. No, they don't."
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"Can I be Taco McAsterisk?"
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"You guys can be the McAsterisk brothers."
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"Whoa, bam! Boo."
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"What, come on, it's cool. What, are we gonna do "talk""
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""to the hand" next? Ooh, is that back in?"
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"Talk to the hand because the face don't understand."
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"I'm sorry that you have to pleasure that monster."
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"All right, I have a grievance here."
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"You are the Sacko. I would like to dole out Sacko"
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"punishments, but I'm not allowed to all of a sudden?"
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