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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Not Regular Down There (S05E05)

"This is "Scrumples.""
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"Look, I don't know how to do this."
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"I feel stupid."
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"You may feel stupid,"
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"but you look really cute right now."
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"I do?"
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"How cute do I look?"
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"A, super very a lot."
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"I...don't know."
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"We didn't have any money growing up."
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"My mom was an alcoholic."
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"My father was..."
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"not able to be located by Maury Povich."
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"We moved a lot because"
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"the parking brake on our house didn't work."
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"So now you know me."
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"Was that an A, kiss good-bye?"
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"I definitely think we should skip dinner..."
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"blow this out 'cause I worry about fire;"
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"and go straight to dessert."
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"Is it weird that I want to talk now?"
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"Oh, wow."
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"Going right for it, huh?"
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"I can't believe you won't tell me"
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"what's not regular about Owen's "down there"."
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"Fine."
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"Come alone."
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"- Get out. - But I'm cooking."
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"Remember on "Full House,""
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"Why are you bringing up"
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"one of the craziest days of my life?"
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"Two what?"
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"Owen has two penises!"
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"Why is it so hard to understand?"
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"Is that a thing that can happen?"
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"Yes. It's called diphallia."
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"is born with two penises."
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"The only case in which two dongs make a right."
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"Oleg, this was supposed to be private."
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"I think you mean "privates.""
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"Oleg, stop Googling!"
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"I'm not Googling."
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"Now I'm on the phone with Sophie."
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"Max's boyfriend."
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"What's going on back here?"
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"Max's boyfriend has two penises!"
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"No more talk about Owen's penis"
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"or his other penis."
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"Well, Max, I guess he's not the one..."
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"and not just because I can cheat on him with him."
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"Hey, everyone has something wrong with them."
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"I'm messed up on the inside."
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"where you can see it."
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"I think I'm gonna tell him"
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"about the first time I ran away from home."
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"Hey, everybody!"
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"Oh, good news."
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"Oleg's got strong sperm."
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"I can still get pregnant."
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"It's just gonna take a while, you know,"
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"'cause my eggs are a bit like the eggs here at the diner."
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"just real close to the use-by date."
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"Well, you know, I was doing a lot of soul-searching,"
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"and I left my purse there."
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"Hi. I'm here for, uh..."
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"Why did I say two?"
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"I don't know. Have a good one."
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"You too. I mean, one!"
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"Oh, hi. Yeah."
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"You know, but not everything."
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"You know, just a couple of things."
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"This is like meeting Elvis"
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"Okay. They all know."
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"Owen, wait! Wait. I'm sorry."
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"Guys, Max really likes Owen,"
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"What happened?"
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"He broke up with me."
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"He broke up with you?"
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"He said I betrayed his trust,"
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"and I said, whether I like it or not,"
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"you guys know everything."
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"And what did he say?"
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"Your package is too much?"
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"but I do know something that might make you feel better."
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"I really liked him."
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"I'm never doing that again."
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"This isn't doing it for me."
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"I'm gonna miss him."
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"It's not ideal, no."
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"It's a boob, sad man."
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"Uh, Caroline?"
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"God."
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"Yeah, that is weird."
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"The one that won't have sex with me!"
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"Oh. And you know..."
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"You know, standing up, sitting down,"
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"It depends. How's your immune system?"
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"So... you take me to dinner,"
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"Not here. Nothing's wrong here."
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"It could be gnarly or wonky or..."
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"Where we going tomorrow, Sophie?"
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"This is the part where the sheep"
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"Sophie, just relax,"
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"You can make him a romantic dinner,"
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"I mean, that would be so..."
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"Like Beetlejuice?"
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"Do you think you can handle getting to know him?"
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"Of course. I live with her."
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"I wasn't thinking "Scruples"."
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"Seriously, have you never gotten to know anybody ever?"
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"I guess you'll be leaving."
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"that's something about me..."
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"It's a medical condition in which a male"
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"Who has two penises?"
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"Max, you can't be serious."
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"Owen's stopping by just to chat."
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"Max, I think it's great you were able"
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"Even the sight of one of them can be disturbing."
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"You know, not exactly bad,"
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"Sophie, what made you go back to the doctor?"
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