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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Not Regular Down There (S05E05)

"Open up!"
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"I smell cheesecake!"
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"And you know what that smells like."
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"Girl talk."
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"Girl talk?"
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"All right, but if we lez out, nobody catch feelings."
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"You know, friends sharing with friends"
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"in a completely safe environment."
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"Well, I've been having this recurring dream..."
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"Yeah, well, you'll have it again."
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"Girls, Oleg and I have been having a lot of sex."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Going down and up at the same time."
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"All of that unprotected sex, and still no baby."
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"Did you just come here to brag?"
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"You know, Sophie,"
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"sometimes when people have trouble getting pregnant,"
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"they see a doctor."
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"Well, Caroline thinks one of us..."
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"And she's not pointing fingers at anyone,"
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"but one of us..."
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"you know, may need to get the sperm tested."
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"All right, but I've been known to miss the cup."
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"I'm ready for you to set me up with your friend."
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"I didn't say which friend."
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"Jeez, one guy doesn't want to sleep with you,"
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"Flowers?"
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"I'm looking for Max."
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"It's so awkward seeing a guy"
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"the day after he doesn't see you naked."
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"These are for you."
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"Flowers?"
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"For future reference, I'm more of a"
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""Mickey's Malt Liquor" kind of girl."
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"First I'll put these in some diner water."
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"treat me like a lady,"
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"and bring me flowers."
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"What kind of sick stuff are you into?"
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"before we have sex"
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"to be able to trust each other,"
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"keep each other's secrets."
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"Fine; just tell me your safe word, and let's go."
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"I'm serious,"
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"that I'm not..."
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"Um... "not regular"?"
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"This?"
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"No. And bigger."
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"Uh, so something like..."
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"This?"
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"Just come with me."
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"Uh, well, can I see you tomorrow?"
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"Sure, but at least be late."
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"Give me something to work with."
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"I don't know."
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"All I know is, it doesn't mean this."
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"In Moscow, I saw this amazing penis freak show,"
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"I'm not over it "nyet.""
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"You're right."
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"I gotta see it!"
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"Okay, tell me again."
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"with overdeveloped boobs."
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"before he has sex with you."
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"That is sick! I'm ten."
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"So, Owen, when you gonna take "Dem" pants off?"
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"if you closed your shop"
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"and we had a girls' day tomorrow?"
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"We're going to a gynecologist!"
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"so, to be a team player,"
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"I'm gonna let a doctor poke around my front bottom."
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"but that's gonna be a hard "no" from me."
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"Oh, girls!"
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"I'm scared!"
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"You know, in Poland, our doctor was also the butcher,"
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"you know, because he already had the white coat"
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"with a bunch of nervous sheep."
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"Baaaah!"
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"I am obviously in."
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"really started to freak out."
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"Baaah!"
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"and maybe change into this paper gown"
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"And as I'm saying this,"
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"I really wonder what I am doing here."
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"Well, I don't need a gown."
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"I ripped the middle right out of my Spanx."
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"It's Owen."
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""How about dinner tonight?"
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"I'm in the mood for a little..."
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"Max, why don't you invite him over?"
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"and then you can watch"
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""American Horror Story: Penis Edition.""
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"and why are you clenching your knees?"
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"Oh, no."
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"That tickles!"
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"Uh, m-m-maybe I'll have the nurse"
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"I'll take a water if we're getting stuff."
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"But, Sophie, he hasn't even examined you yet."
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"What's going on?"
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"I mean, what if it's not Oleg's swimmers?"
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"sad."
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"Here's how I want things to unfold."
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"Hey, I have questions prepared."
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"You're the one who has to sit at Starbucks"
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"and listen to homeless Barb pitch her screenplay"
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"for the next three hours."
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"Uh, careful."
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"Max, your package is here."
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"Hey."
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"Nice to see you, Owen."
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"You two have a great time getting to know each other."
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"Don't let this one talk your ear off."
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"She's the type of girl that just loves to talk."
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"You went to all this trouble."
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"man-beautiful."
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"Like, for instance,"
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""Your wife's work friend Gary"
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""where they'd be sharing one room."
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"Obviously, she bones him."
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"When I said "get to know each other"."
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"I'm more of a "Hungry Hungry Hippos" guy."
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"I wish I could afford "Scruples.""
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