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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Brand New Couch (S02E02)

"Okay. Can I please just tell you about the opera, though?"
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"- How did you like the opera? - I loved it."
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"Listen, my brain has been a-buzzing"
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"I know it's your baby, but I did make a few calls"
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"and got my Rooney a screen test."
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"No, no, no, don't freak out. It's just a screen test."
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"Carolyn? I only heard one stomp."
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"Oh. Carolyn, I heart you. You're beautiful."
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"I wish I met you before I got married."
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"You can do it."
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"The house is at the top of a hill."
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"Five minutes, Mr. Horseman."
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"you're gonna wave goodbye to the old--"
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"Look who finally decided to pick up the phone."
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"- Do you need more blood? - I don't need blood."
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"- I read your book, BoJack. - Oh."
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"It takes a real narcissist to think anyone wants to buy a book about him."
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"You know how I feel about Anne Frank."
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"The things I said to you."
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"- Mom-- - I don't wanna fight you, BoJack."
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"- I'm sorry. - What?"
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"Well, you come by it honestly, the ugliness inside you."
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"You were born broken, that's your birthright."
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"but it won't make you whole."
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"You're BoJack Horseman."
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"There's no cure for that."
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"Anyway, do you remember who directed The Philadelphia Story?"
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"Five letters, second letter U?"
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"- Lubitsch? - No, BoJack. Goodbye."
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"flying out the window, over the--"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"- Untranslated -"
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"- You ruined me, BoJack. - I know."
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"...and I just kept running. BoJack..."
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"Okay, enough me being a great mom."
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"While I was sleeping on it?"
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"You got to conquer that hill."
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"This Secretariat movie is a big deal."
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"- I am not asking. - --of total positive energy."
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"You look very responsible."
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"- Who are you? - Anyway, we gotta get to work."
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"Hey, man, that's fantastic/great/I-ran-out-of-things."
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"- Are you my ex-wife's lawyer? - I'm Diane."
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"Sebastian, I know you're doing important work."
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"and war and devastation in three months."
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"All right, let me try again. What are you doing--?"
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"Secretariat is sad."
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"- Watch out! - Hey."
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"So, let's all just use this time to regroup"
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"Vodka? Triple sec? Looking for any alcohol."
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"The past is past."
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"Yes, Natasha, I'm talking about you. I know you're listening."
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"I don't think she's coming back."
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"Hey, enough with the stomping already!"
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"but maybe there isn't."
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"- What are you doing here? - Ah!"
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"so that if you die, we can finish the movie."
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"I do the crossword in Sharpie, I never learned the shortcut for undo."
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"You have a job to do."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"It's time to go home and sleep on BoJack's couch. Hurray!"
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"Well, we got some new screen tests"
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"Uh..."
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"- or I'll walk up to the 28th floor and-- - Just kidding."
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"Hey, Charley, Princess Carolyn again. Listen--"
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"The hill is also you."
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"- That was a diary. - I read the parts about me."
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"I just wanted to tell you I know."
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"Great. We got it. Let's move on."
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"- Uh-oh. I think someone needs a FAB. - A FAB?"
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"Everything is a metaphor."
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"While I was tempted to go with the former, sometimes the only way out of a hole"
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"Princess Carolyn, you gotta believe in the AHP of TPE."
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"to be working with you. Yeah."
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"And she had no idea that her boyfriend was the strangler."
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"I spend talking to you, that's how much money I'm wasting."
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"and I just can't wait to tackle it head-on."
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"Hey, can you hold on a second? I'm getting another call."
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"Hey, why don't we just us two schedj a hang for this 'kend?"
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"That was bad. I know that was bad. Let's keep it rolling."
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"And now you can fill your life with projects"
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"I can change and I will change."
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"- Uh-uh. I'm not asking. - The awesome healing power--"
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"- Wanna go? - The Rolling Stones?"
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"I put that movie together for my client."
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"Standard procedure. When a star is assessed to be of a certain liability,"
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"Well, lucky for you, there'll still be just as much famine"
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"People all need to see."
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"I'm not really familiar with that outfit, but I do love trying new things."
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"ATTITUDE stands for attention to--"
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"Tomorrow is an opportunity."
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"You must think I'm a real monster."
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"You have to tell yourself every day:"
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"Uh, someone named BoJark Hoseman is here?"
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"He's got a funny face. I like your face."
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"- Untranslated -"
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"That's what your face should be saying to everyone you pass on the street."
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"Get it? Track? Because horses run on tracks and you are a horse."
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"- What happened to Laura? - Assistants are like Belushi brothers."
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"Just out for a jog, thought I'd say hello. I jog now."
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"I was in a hole."
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"Happiness is a metaphor for change."
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"- Action! - Hey, Secretariat."
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"I'm here, aren't I? I suffered through that ordeal."
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"So you can put everything in a book and sell a million copies?"
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"Should I be doing more? To capture the character"
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"I don't know. I thought I wanted this, but now I'm feeling all this pressure."
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"It's not just you, you know."
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"and a sign is less likely to get distracted."
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"I am a good kid and I like to play,"
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"I thought these were salad plates."
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"Enjoy your dumb little TV show."
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"- Still can't hear you. - You're an audiobook."
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"No."
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"You mean, am I amped? Because I am so pumped."
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"- You got it. - Scene 22 alpha, take one."
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"Whoa, whoa!"
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"That's your takeaway? That your son's TV show wasn't Ibsen?"
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"I'm sorry. Did you need a compliment?"
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"My wife is making me go to the opera tonight."
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