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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Brand New Couch (S02E02)

"We're gonna need a couple of days to rebuild this set."
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"and really figure out what we're doing"
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"and why we're here."
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"So, let me get this straight. Bad means good?"
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"Maybe you should leave the teen-talk to me. Jeezy Kableezy."
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"Well, it wasn't Ibsen."
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"Oh, I loved the part where you got your head caught in the banister."
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"- Yeah-- - And what's this letter I have?"
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"It's from the government saying, "I'm proud of you.""
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"- Are you--? - No, what I'm holding is nothing."
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"Can you check on our drinks? I would love some gin."
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"I wouldn't drink anything out of an open container. This town is full of AIDS."
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"Gin, please? Is there gin coming?"
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"- The T-shirt told me to "just do it." - Here we go."
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"I don't know to what "it" the T-shirt referred"
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"but I won't be spoken to in that tone by an article of clothing."
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"You don't know how lucky you are."
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"I hope you die before I do so you never know what it's like to lose a mother."
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"As long as one of us dies, that's good enough."
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"Can we please get some alcohol into my mouth?"
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"or you can get in your boat and row."
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"Tom or row."
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"Tomorrow."
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"- Hey, do you wanna talk? - Talk? Why? Why would we do that?"
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"That's what the old me would have said. The new me doesn't hold a grudge."
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"the new you seems a little on edge."
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"What? Me? I'm as cool as The Fonz in a meat locker."
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"That's a metaphor, Diane."
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"- It's a simile. - Goddamn it."
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"Oh, okay. Hello?"
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"Small talk, small talk, small talk. Are you blowing it?"
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"You gotta turn this ship around, BoJ. If you don't--"
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"Well, if it isn't my friend, Rutabaga, the boy prince of the 26th floor."
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"Carolyn. How are things all the way up on 27?"
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"Stomp once for good, twice for killing it."
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"Killing..."
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"Give me some gossip."
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"I need something to distract me from the thought of D-bags"
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"Okay, you gotta keep this close to the vest"
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"My clients would f-l-ip if I got them parts like that."
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"You're killing it in the department of kicking ass"
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"You're not so bad yourself, Rutabaga, for a 26er."
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"You're the only one in this building who isn't a total snooze-cooze."
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"Ugh. I gotta go. I made Natasha cry."
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"Could we keep it down in the front, please?"
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"- Thank you. - What am I gonna do?"
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"Well, you were an actor for nine years on Horsin' Around. How did you do that?"
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"- Hey, can I talk to you for a minute? - Of course, buddy."
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"I always have time for you, my good friend BoJack"
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"in this, the year 1988."
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"Have a seat."
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"Didn't I tell you not to invite your mom to the taping?"
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"But I am a good actor, right?"
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"- and make the audience connect? - This is a situation comedy."
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"No one watches this show to feel feelings. Life is depressing enough already."
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"You bring joy to millions of people."
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"But for now, don't worry about it."
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"Oh, shit. I'm not an actor."
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"Oh, right."
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"Well, how should I know? That was the old me."
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"Oh, God. Okay. Okay. What should I do?"
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"Make a break for it? Drive to Mexico?"
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"Talk my way into a job at a textile plant?"
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"Work my way up until I own the place?"
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"BoJack, breathe. You can do this."
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"You have two days. Maybe you could hire an acting coach."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"Plus, you can watch old Secretariat videos."
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"I've got a hard drive full of research."
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"Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I can do this."
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"I've got two whole days."
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"And when the pressure's on, that's when I shine."
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"That was it. Say that again."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"- Okay. - No?"
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"- I wanted to show you this. - What?"
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"- Really? - No. We need to make a scan of your face"
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"like if there was a whole book written about what a reckless jackass he is,"
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"- Wait, which Belushi? - Hold still, please."
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"- Terrific. We got it. - One day, that's gonna be the job."
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"Six months later, plugging a movie on Kimmel."
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"I gotta go on Kimmel now? What if he makes me read a mean tweet?"
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"I'm not emotionally prepared."
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"Don't worry so much. If you can't do this part"
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"What do you need, BoJack?"
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"- Command-Z. - Don't need it, won't use it."
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"I keep thinking about how this movie is my last shot at happiness."
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"Well, BoJack, I hope this helps:"
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"This guy again? I'm in love with this kid. I wanna put you in my pocket."
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"Yes. I am a writer. What do you need?"
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"Can you write on a sign "watch out for cable"?"
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"Oh. Yeah. Okay."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"and I made you two mixes."
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"The first CD is all Mighty Mighty."
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"The second CD is all of the Bosstones' side projects and solo singles."
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"in the mid-aughts when America briefly lost interest in ska."
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"I don't have time. I don't wanna listen to your music."
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"That's the impression that I get."
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"- Is it the impression that I get? - Yes. That's the impression that you get."
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"BoJack, listen, I know you're scared, but it's gonna be okay."
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"- You gotta be strong. - Yeah, but--"
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"You gotta rise to the occasion, okay? So what if the new couch is weird?"
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"- Or lumpy? - Uh, what?"
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"- Are you talking to me, or you--? - Damn it, time to stop being a coward."
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"Charley. Listen, I wanted to touch base about Emily's start date on Jackie O."
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"Oh, yeah. Uh..."
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"and, uh, Goose decided to go in a different direction."
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"Are you saying the Van Sant camp wants to recant on VanCamp?"
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"Because they can't."
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"Charley, you better get your client to change his mind"
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"- I can't get to the phone right now. - What?"
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"This is one of those answering machines that sounds like it's Charley talking"
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"but it's actually just an answering machine."
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"- I'm not gonna leave a message. - Beep."
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"- Mailbox is full. - What? Mailbox full?"
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"Gotta go. Bye."
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"Carolyn."
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"Rutabaga, this is not a good time."
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