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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Brand New Couch (S02E02)

"I'm gonna go hide your father's heart medication."
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"The first thing is, you gotta believe that change is possible."
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""I can change and I will change.""
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"- I can change and I will change. - Louder."
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""I've got a new attitude.""
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"People all need to see."
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"Yeah, a little to the right. No, house right."
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"That's an acting term. It means left. I'm an actor."
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"The couch was a metaphor for my old attitude."
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"My audiobook told me I had to let go of the burdens of my life sofa."
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"Oh, you know what? Maybe it was "my life so far.""
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"I feel like you could've woken me up first."
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"Todd, no one can wake anybody else up. You need to wake yourself up."
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"I don't know if I trust this new guy. I'm just gonna go sleep in your car."
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"FAB, stands for fresh active BNA."
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"Did you also get rid of my stuff? Where's my duffel bag?"
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"I value you. Hashtag "thank you for being a friend.""
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"Hashtag "PANTS.""
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"The hill is a metaphor."
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"Why does anybody run?"
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"On your right."
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"I guess some people just see what they wanna see, right, Vincent?"
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"Um..."
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"- Yeah. - Hey, Princess Carolyn."
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"I gotta go. One of my dumb-ass clients is here."
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"- Thank you, Stuart. - Also, your coffee is coming late."
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"- Just like you ordered. - I said "latte.""
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"Good ones leave too soon, bad ones never go away."
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"It's a beautiful day, though, right? Every morning is a miracle."
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"Hashtag "miracle." Hashtag "every morning.""
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"Hashtag "every morning is a miracle." Hashtag "BoJack thoughts.""
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"I'm glad you found your bliss, but are you ready for your first day on set tomorrow?"
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"Please do not blow it."
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"Why would I blow it? I have a brand-new attitude."
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"is a latter."
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"- No pun intended. - You clearly intended that pun."
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"Huh."
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"You should leave because I'm about to pretend to get a phone call."
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"Hello? No, he's still here."
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"Honey, where's my bandana?"
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"You chewed it up, we had to throw it away, remember?"
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"The one with the bones on it."
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"With the meat juice stains? The one I wore to the Emmys."
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"Did you check the hall closet?"
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"I know, Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"But you gotta keep it on for one more week."
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"I look like an idiot."
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"Is the bandana doing anything?"
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"Hey, work buddy, first day on the job, huh?"
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"- @Diane. - Can't believe you wanted to carpool."
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"- Gotta save the planet, Diane. - Hey, is that BoJack Horseman?"
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"I don't know because I have no peripheral vision. Going off of smell here."
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"Mr. Peanutbutter, how the hell are you?"
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"- Loving it, buddy. Loving life. - Brother, I am right there with you."
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"I got a brand-new attitude and I am also loving life."
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"Uh..."
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"It is a new cone. Is it obvious I'm wearing a cone?"
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"so I don't gnaw on the stitches I had to get when I punched a mirror last week."
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"I got drunk and thought my reflection was another dog."
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"I was so mad at that other dog."
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"He was wearing my clothes."
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"- We've all been there. - I don't understand what's happening."
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"Did someone say something to the left? Diane, is that you?"
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"Uh, I love that. And I got a pair of tix to the 'Stones show this 'kend."
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"What? Oh, no, no, no. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones."
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"It was really great talking to you, Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"All right, break a leg, good buddy. Diane, BoJack's ready to go."
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"Where are you, sweetheart? Are you ready?"
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"BoJack, this is Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, your costar."
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"Oh, right, the underwear guy."
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"Underwear model/actor/dancer/dreamer."
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"I'm here to be a character consultant."
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"- What? - I got a call from the studio."
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"Okay. Why don't you stand over there and make sure no one trips over that cable?"
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"- This cable? - Do you have a thousand dollars?"
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"- What? - Because each minute"
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"- Thank you. - What a cute funny face. Cookie?"
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"Can someone get this guy a cookie?"
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"- Like a Matisse painting. - Whoa."
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"Guys, could I get everyone's attention, please?"
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"Oh, watch out for the cable. Don't trip over the cable."
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"I just want everyone to know what an honor it is to be here."
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"He just lost his first race, his father was sent to the glue factory."
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"It's a dark moment."
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"I can't tell you how disappointed I am"
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"you're not here with me in Northern Cordovia."
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"I didn't think I could do it, but I did it."
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"I'm amazing."
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"I couldn't just drop everything and fly to the Third World."
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"- I just got married, and-- - Diane."
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"People are dying, and I'm witnessing it."
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"And I need people to witness me witnessing it."
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"I know, and I'll be there in three months, as soon as I'm done on the movie."
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"This is also important."
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"In a way."
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"I'm not dead yet."
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"- Yep. Lucky me. - We're still rolling, people."
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"So, BoJack, in this scene, Secretariat is sad, right?"
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"Afraid he's gonna lose his scholarship."
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"Okay, here we go. Action."
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"What are you doing here? Did we get it? I can tell by your face that we didn't."
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"I am having trouble with the words. Is it okay if I play around with it a bit?"
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"When did you get here? Sorry, no. Got it. Got it. Got it."
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"Man, these lights are bright, huh?"
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"Can we kill these lights at all? Is that a--?"
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"I'm sad. Acting sad."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"I'm sad!"
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"Sorry, what was the line?"
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"I don't know if this helps or not, but when Secretariat was a kid"
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"- he actually-- - Aah!"
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"- My face! - Hey, hey."
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"- Whoa, whoa! - Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God. My face."
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"Why didn't someone tell me not to trip over that cable?"
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"It was such an important job, but no one was there to do it"
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"and now my face is in ruins."
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