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Clips from NewsRadio - Complaint Box (S03E03)

"Attention, everybody!"
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"Yeah, he's a fuzzy-wuzzy sleepy guy."
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"After consultation with Mr. James' lawyers,"
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"Before a complaint can be put into the box,"
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"it must be filled out on one of these forms in triplicate."
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"No carbons or photocopies will be accepted."
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"Thank you and good night."
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"I don't have time for this."
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"No "problemo," dude. Thank you."
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"Hey, wait, Bill. What is this supposed to mean?"
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"About, "Matthew always spends too much time"
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"Hey, watch-- Shh-shh-shh!"
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"[WHISPERS] Dave, I'm serious!"
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"about 10 yards away,"
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"so it isn't exactly easy for me either, is it?"
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"Oh, uh..."
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"Oh, yeah. th-th-that's a gator all right."
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"Go on! Go get her!"
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"J-just stay cool."
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"I'm talking to myself, Dave. Uh--"
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"Oh. Oh, yeah. That gator is swimming right towards me."
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"[SCREAMS]"
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"[FRANTIC SPLASHING]"
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"Sir, are you okay?"
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"Yeah, that scared him off."
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"So where were we?"
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"Which is why we got this thing."
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"What is it? There."
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"Step back? Yeah."
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"[COUGHS]"
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"All right. creed means--"
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"Oh, so you can't make fun of somebody"
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"Right."
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"Let's see, I'm a Martian, I need water."
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"What?"
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"Joe?"
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"Classics on Tape presents Our Mutual Friend,"
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"That might help."
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"Really? Why?"
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"Okay."
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"You and me both. Come on."
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"Yeah. Wanna talk to her?"
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"Okay."
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"[DEEP VOICE] Oh, hello, Mr. James."
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"Try the blinds. I think it's the blinds."
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"Oh."
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"some therapeutic role-playing exercise."
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"You didn't have to."
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""against another employee, it's"
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"What is it?"
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"Really not necessary."
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"Oh, Beth, you promised you'd take me everywhere."
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"This is the first legitimate complaint I've had."
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"I know this is a subject we both try to avoid,"
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"Dave..."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"I happen to be the one who has to deal with all of them,"
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""You suck.""
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""Howard Stern rules.""
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""If you can read this, you are a dork.""
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"Hey."
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"BILL: Oh, "refrigemator.""
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"Uh, "Who's the black private dick"
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"I'm on vacation! ...it's the responsibility--"
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"Do I look like I'm joking?"
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"Yeah. I'm getting a good read on it."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Champ, I gotta take off."
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"Would you mind finishing this for me?"
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"[SMACK] Um."
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"So, what's the background noise?"
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"But, uh, apparently you called someone "baby.""
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"Right. Mm-hm. Yeah."
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"petty bitching and a bunch of jokes, all right?"
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"Testing, one, two, three."
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"sleeping with the boss."
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"Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"Uh, Mr. James in no way"
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"[SNORING]"
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"All right, all right."
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"I'm-- I'm trying to, sir."
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"Like, maybe, plastic clicking against something,"
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"he and the old lady dance off into heaven."
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"I lost him, Dave."
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"Here are those promos, Dave. Oh, thanks."
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"[BUZZER RINGS]"
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"was legally binding."
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"What an ordeal. [SIGHS]"
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"Somebody's hammering outside my office."
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"Yes, I did."
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"means to impede the due course"
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"All right, let me guess."
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"by Charles Dickens, as read by Catherine Duke."
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"Why would you call Matthew "baby"?"
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"Don't worry. You know, we'll get the coffee machine,"
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"This thing? Yup."
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"please sign the attached form and give it to Beth.""
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"Going fishing, sir?"
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"Last time, I--"
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"Maybe you remember this morning, we were discussing"
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"The eyes are the windows to the skull, my friend."
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"I like it."
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""the supervisor's duty to satisfactory resolution"
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"This is the break room. Dave's office, come back."
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"How could you know who wrote it?"
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"One moment."
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"Yes, David?"
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"Query."
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"And-- [BUZZER RINGS]"
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"Oh, now see? That was totally unethical."
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"Which I assume is some sort of reference to the problem"
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""Matthew has been staring at me all day...and I love it.""
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"against another employee..."
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"your use of the term "jackass,""
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"Well, all right. It says, uh,"
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"No, no. It really isn't."
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"Oh, yeah, well, I'll show him."
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"blabbety-blibbity-blabbety all the time."
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"Be that as it may, it's not disruptive to the workplace."
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"What's he doing now?"
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