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Clips from NewsRadio - Complaint Box (S03E03)

""Together they taste like crap.""
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""but 'refrigemator' so messy."
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"So, so messy.""
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"Um...I think that one's probably from Milos, the janitor."
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"Then that one's legitimate."
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"who's a sex machine with all the chicks?""
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"ALL: Shaft!"
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"I thought we'd all enjoy that."
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"[ALL LAUGH]"
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"Which is actually kind of funny."
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"I know it seems silly, but the, uh--"
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"The complaint box can serve a useful purpose"
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"if we don't abuse it with, you know,"
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"All right, so, um, that's pretty much it."
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"So, thanks. Meeting adjourned."
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"BILL: He's on a fishing trip."
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"No, no. I mean, have you seen the box that Mr. James is in?"
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"Let me see if I can explain this to you, Beth."
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"I know that, Bill. But we had an argument, and he disappeared."
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"Uh, John Travolta's dancing around really funny."
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"You sure this isn't Pulp Fiction?"
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"No, this is the angel one, with the wings?"
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"Oh, wait a minute. He's dancing funny again."
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"Where's Mr. James?"
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"Mr. Ja--? Uh, he's fishing, Dave."
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"No, I-- That voice box thing. I need to talk to him."
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"Hm?"
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"Dave, he's just this tiny little box,"
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"Oh. Well,"
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"the printer, and the fax machine,"
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"and we'll form a search party."
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"So then at the very end,"
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"[LAUGHS] Oh!"
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"That's amazing. Now, you're sure this wasn't Pulp Fiction?"
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"Oh, Mr. James! You are back!"
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"Beth and I have been worried sick."
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"Oh, hi, Dave. Oh, we went to a movie."
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"Hey, give Brian here 50 bucks for his time,"
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"plus the price of two tickets, would you?"
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"Take it out of petty cash."
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"Uh, actually, I-- I only paid for one ticket."
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"Well then, you let me pay for the popcorn."
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"[LAUGHS] You had popcorn?"
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"Dave, I don't think you understand."
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"I'm not actually in the box."
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"Dave, get to the point."
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"If someone complained about me, can't you give me my official"
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"reprimand, or whatever the hell it is, when I get back?"
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"Well, sir, you see, the-- The problem is that this"
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"particular complaint was lodged, uh..."
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"Was lodged against me."
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"Oh. I see."
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"And since I'm your superior, I have to reprimand you."
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"Yeah. Mm-hm."
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"All right, well, this whole process"
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"seems kind of stupid to me, but my lawyers tell me"
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"I gotta do it, so, shoot."
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"All right. What's the complaint?"
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"the complaint box for, you know, petty moaning and bitching,"
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"and, uh, apparently someone complained"
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"about my use of the word "bitch.""
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"I'm pretty sure it was just a joke."
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"[SIGHS] Dave, look at me."
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"Well-- Look at me."
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"that my lawyers have identified"
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"as a class-three pejorative."
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"That means I have to report you"
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"to my chief legal counsel so we can resolve this."
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"Come on, this is ridiculous."
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"Hey, it's not me, Dave. It's the lawyers."
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"Ah, but the lawyers are a bunch of jackasses."
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"Oh, boy."
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"is merely a class-three pejorative,"
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"a member of the legal community,"
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"is something this company cannot accept."
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"I-I didn't say that you, specifically, were a jackass."
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"I-I-I just--"
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"Please, Mr.-- Mr. Nelson."
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"This is all ridiculous anyway,"
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"because I was the one who filed the complaint about the B word,"
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"and I was just joking--"
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"Please, Miss Miller."
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"What my client is trying to express here--"
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"JIMMY: All right, everybody,"
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"just shut up for a second!"
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"Why can't we just all get along?"
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"MAN: Jimmy, please. Jimmy, please."
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"of the regulations enacted by the corporation--"
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"Yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, Roger?"
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"You sound funny."
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"Yeah, I'm on speakerphone, Jimmy."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Me too! Where the hell are you?"
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"I'm fishing at that lake I was telling you about."
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"No way. Me too!"
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"You're not in a yellow cabin cruiser, are you?"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"Turn to your left."
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"No. A little further."
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"Hey, Roger!"
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"Well, I'll be damned."
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"Hey, silly, have a seat."
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"JIMMY: Would you quiet down?"
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"I'm trying to talk to Roger here."
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"Joe."
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"It's a definite clicking."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"does it sound anything like plastic?"
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"Yeah, but, like, a clicky plastic."
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"like, say, the spokes of a cheap,"
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"slapped-together reel to reel?"
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"Could be."
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"And could this plastic be, I don't know,"
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"Why, the-- The Garrelli 4000"
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"had the exact same defect."
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"Okay, we gotta get outta here right now."
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"I'm serious."
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"♪ Mr. James is so sleepy ♪"
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"♪ Sleepy, baby, Sleepy, sleepy ♪"
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"He's a fuzzy-wuzzy, sleepy..."
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