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Clips from NewsRadio - Complaint Box (S03E03)

"No, I didn't kill any."
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"Let's, uh-- Let's go for a walk."
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"Actually, I can't leave my desk because I'm waiting for a call."
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"Oh, come on, Beth, please? Just a little walk?"
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"Oh, okay. Whatever you say."
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"All right."
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"All right, here we go."
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"[HIGH, SQUEAKY VOICE] Hey, what up, Mr. James?"
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"Oh, Matthew! Hey, little buddy."
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"Hi, Catherine."
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"No."
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"Nope."
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"So this is where you sneaks go"
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"to try out your interpretive dance."
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"Consider it solved."
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"Thirty years in radio have honed these ears"
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"Shut up, Bill. Silence, if you please."
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"Joe, what did you have for breakfast?"
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"What does that have to do--?"
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"Answer the question. I had a bagel."
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"Are you sure you didn't have Raisin Bran?"
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"I had Raisin Bran."
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"Yes. Yes, you did."
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"Two bowls with skim milk."
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"That's amazing."
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"Uh, yeah, Bill. I was just looking for you."
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"oatmeal you had for breakfast?"
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"Oh, you must be really backed up."
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""Whenever an employee lodges a complaint"
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""against another employee, it is the supervisor's duty"
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""to promptly pursue a satisfactory resolution"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Uh, no one ratted anyone out."
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"No one. No one."
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"So, legally, we have to have this conversation to resolve it."
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"Okay. I understand."
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"Thanks for bringing this matter to my attention,"
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"and I'll do my best to be more sensitive in the future."
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"Well, who isn't relevant."
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"Are you sure it didn't say "a baby"?"
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"I can't-- I can't tell you that."
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"For those who have one, yes."
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"All right. Thanks, Bill."
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"And please don't retaliate, all right?"
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"[BUZZER RINGS]"
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"You know that "whenever an employee lodges a complaint"
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"I know. Okay, great."
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"Great. Then you may go. Thanks."
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"What? Wait. Wait a minute."
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"If there's a complaint, let's resolve it."
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"The complaint box is anonymous."
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"Let's just call it a hunch."
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"Well, okay, Hunchie."
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"about his personal life that nobody cares about.""
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"Well, I think we should talk about this."
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"I think it is necessary, because I do, actually."
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"I do tell long, boring stories. Haven't you noticed?"
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"and there's me, telling my long, boring stories."
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"Blah, blah, blah."
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"Even I can't get any work done, because there I am going"
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"But you didn't hear it from me."
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"You've gone insane."
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"What?"
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"The point is that that complaint box"
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"is supposed to be for legitimate grievances."
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"This is a legitimate grievance."
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"[BUZZER RINGS] Another one."
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"Oh, somehow I doubt it."
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"JIMMY: Bom, bom, bom!"
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"Mr. James, I never promised you that."
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"Okay, maybe not."
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"But it gets lonely in my little box."
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"Well, it gets lonely in my little box too."
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"But I'm not taking you into the bathroom with me."
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"Oh, please, Beth, Beth! Come back, Beth!"
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"[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]"
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""...responsibility to seek a satisfactory resolution--""
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"Are we gonna be wrapping this up anytime soon?"
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""Through the official channels.""
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"[BUZZER RINGS]"
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"Matthew is upset"
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"No, I'm afraid it's a little more serious than that."
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"Oh! My eyelash curler?"
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"I could be sued or fired."
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"What's the complaint? All right."
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"Some person or persons seem to feel that..."
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"[SCOFFS] That's ridiculous."
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"These complaints are getting"
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"more and more ludicrous by the second."
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"I think... [BUZZER RINGS]"
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"...the boss they're probably referring to is me."
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"Oh."
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"Uh, it's still crazy though."
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"Name one thing I get from you the rest of the staff doesn't."
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"Well, for starters, there's my--"
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"[BUZZER RINGS] Besides that."
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"Uh, look,"
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"but, uh, if even one person feels this way,"
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"You're right."
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"Mm-hm."
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"you know, if you, uh..."
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"I'm sure I could make it worth your while."
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"And I'm very sorry,"
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"but I'm afraid you leave me no choice"
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"but to pursue this through official channels."
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"and I seem to be the only one who does."
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"Delicious."
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"no matter how stupid they are."
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"Well, let's have a look here."
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""You suck.""
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""Coupon for one free kiss from Joe if you are a girl.""
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""We need more complaint cards.""
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""Coupon for one free kiss from Joe if you are a guy.""
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"And: "You will go on a journey. Happy long time.""
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""No, I'm not.""
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""Yes, you are.""
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""No, I'm not infinity.""
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""Yes, you are infinity plus one.""
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"in Funkadelic's song, "Chocolate City.""
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"Uh, "You got peanut butter in my chocolate.""
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