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Clips from We Bought a Zoo (2012)

I am surrounded by hundreds, probably thousands of killer bees.

"I am surrounded by hundreds, probably thousands of killer bees."

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What's your favorite movie?

"What's your favorite movie?"

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He even ﬂew into the center of Hurricane Charley.

"He even ﬂew into the center of Hurricane Charley."

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It was a Category 4 storm.

"It was a Category 4 storm."

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How far are we from the eye?

"How far are we from the eye?"

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He knew the ins and outs of strange and exotic adventure,

"He knew the ins and outs of strange and exotic adventure,"

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- Mama always gave me almond milk. - Dad, you didn't read the label.

"- Mama always gave me almond milk. - Dad, you didn't read the label."

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- Hello, Benjamin Mee. - Take your thing.

"- Hello, Benjamin Mee. - Take your thing."

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- Hi, buddy. - Hi, Sharon.

"- Hi, buddy. - Hi, Sharon."

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It's just not a great time for me.

"It's just not a great time for me."

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Reindeer slippers.

"Reindeer slippers."

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You either know where the book is or you don't.

"You either know where the book is or you don't."

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You know what? Whatever is the laziest word

"You know what? Whatever is the laziest word"

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If you focused as much on your homework

"If you focused as much on your homework"

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Here you go, guys. Here's your bag, sweetheart. Here.

"Here you go, guys. Here's your bag, sweetheart. Here."

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I thought, maybe...

"I thought, maybe..."

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Great, thank you.

"Great, thank you."

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And I'll get the dish back to you within the week.

"And I'll get the dish back to you within the week."

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In time. In time.

"In time. In time."

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In time, then.

"In time, then."

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- Bye, Dad. - Bye, sweetheart.

"- Bye, Dad. - Bye, sweetheart."

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She keeps callin' me to go hiking.

"She keeps callin' me to go hiking."

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All right. Let's see.

"All right. Let's see."

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I mean, what do I know? I was spoiled. I had the real thing.

"I mean, what do I know? I was spoiled. I had the real thing."

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Well, what else do we have around here?

"Well, what else do we have around here?"

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Got Little Dom's.

"Got Little Dom's."

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You know, I gotta get back anyway. Want to just do it next week?

"You know, I gotta get back anyway. Want to just do it next week?"

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Attempt to start over.

"Attempt to start over."

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I shall try to start over.

"I shall try to start over."

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All right.

"All right."

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- I love you, my brother. - I love you, too, man.

"- I love you, my brother. - I love you, too, man."

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All right, McGinty, so get this.

"All right, McGinty, so get this."

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and apps in the world aren't gonna change that.

"and apps in the world aren't gonna change that."

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Wow. Just wow.

"Wow. Just wow."

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No. Listen.

"No. Listen."

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I think we should give you an online column.

"I think we should give you an online column."

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Don't keep me around out of...

"Don't keep me around out of..."

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and live in a state of sponsored pity.

"and live in a state of sponsored pity."

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I quit.

"I quit."

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It was kind of their fault if you think about it.

"It was kind of their fault if you think about it."

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Could you possibly be making a joke right now?

"Could you possibly be making a joke right now?"

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Frame's a little loose. I...

"Frame's a little loose. I..."

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I'm fine with my squeaky window, Mr. Mee.

"I'm fine with my squeaky window, Mr. Mee."

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there's a darkness here that we need to deal with.

"there's a darkness here that we need to deal with."

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wanted you to see his wall mural.

"wanted you to see his wall mural."

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We encourage creativity at the school.

"We encourage creativity at the school."

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There's a nice treatment of the word love.

"There's a nice treatment of the word love."

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A hard-hitting exposé about world peace.

"A hard-hitting exposé about world peace."

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Sunflowers.

"Sunflowers."

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But, as one parent to another, I...

"But, as one parent to another, I..."

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I can almost live with the artwork.

"I can almost live with the artwork."

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No reason. Lots to do here.

"No reason. Lots to do here."

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and I think you'll be very excited at what's available.

"and I think you'll be very excited at what's available."

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It's gonna be very hard to find rolling hills in the city.

"It's gonna be very hard to find rolling hills in the city."

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I mean, stationary hills. We...

"I mean, stationary hills. We..."

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- New is the new old. - New.

"- New is the new old. - New."

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- New, new, new. - New.

"- New, new, new. - New."

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I wish Dylan had come with us. This is fun.

"I wish Dylan had come with us. This is fun."

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Oh, wow.

"Oh, wow."

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I love her. You know how I picture her?

"I love her. You know how I picture her?"

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We are now running out of options.

"We are now running out of options."

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I'm gonna be honest with you.

"I'm gonna be honest with you."

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Well, what doesn't?

"Well, what doesn't?"

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True, but this situation... I want to offer the word unique.

"True, but this situation... I want to offer the word unique."

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I think we're jumpin' the gun.

"I think we're jumpin' the gun."

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This place is perfect. Why didn't you mention it earlier?

"This place is perfect. Why didn't you mention it earlier?"

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Well, that's a bit complicated.

"Well, that's a bit complicated."

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- Mmm-hmm. - What's so complicated about this place?

"- Mmm-hmm. - What's so complicated about this place?"

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- And...

"- And..."

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A zoo?

"A zoo?"

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It's a zoo.

"It's a zoo."

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- Keep it goin', you know? - Well, I mean, could I, you know,

"- Keep it goin', you know? - Well, I mean, could I, you know,"

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Well, actually, the estate is sellin' the property with the stipulation

"Well, actually, the estate is sellin' the property with the stipulation"

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Sometimes you don't know what it is until you see what it is.

"Sometimes you don't know what it is until you see what it is."

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- No, but we can move on. - Yeah.

"- No, but we can move on. - Yeah."

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It's just... it's just too bad.

"It's just... it's just too bad."

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Ring around the Rosie.

"Ring around the Rosie."

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I said human interaction.

"I said human interaction."

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by buying a broken-down zoo in the country,

"by buying a broken-down zoo in the country,"

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This is... This is simple destiny.

"This is... This is simple destiny."

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If I can get an inspection set for the end of June, right?

"If I can get an inspection set for the end of June, right?"

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Look, do... I'm beggin' you, do what other people do. Go to Vegas.

"Look, do... I'm beggin' you, do what other people do. Go to Vegas."

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Go into the commercial shrimping business and call myself Captain Dunk.

"Go into the commercial shrimping business and call myself Captain Dunk."

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Yet, stop just before zebras get involved.

"Yet, stop just before zebras get involved."

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It's a zoo. I'm moving to a zoo.

"It's a zoo. I'm moving to a zoo."

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All right, let's let this shirt start over!

"All right, let's let this shirt start over!"

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It started out as mine, but she kind of adopted it.

"It started out as mine, but she kind of adopted it."

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But it's got rips and everything everywhere.

"But it's got rips and everything everywhere."

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Tough to give some of these things away, right?

"Tough to give some of these things away, right?"

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Okay, guys, this is the whole storage side of the house!

"Okay, guys, this is the whole storage side of the house!"

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That is a new smell! Wow!

"That is a new smell! Wow!"

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See, this is all the snake food, right?

"See, this is all the snake food, right?"

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Right.

"Right."

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He built the enclosures that set the standards

"He built the enclosures that set the standards"

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And the world.

"And the world."

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This is my cousin Lily. She's 13. She can't legally work here,

"This is my cousin Lily. She's 13. She can't legally work here,"

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It's just us, Mr. Mee.

"It's just us, Mr. Mee."

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And my big boy, Dylan. And our dog, Leon.

"And my big boy, Dylan. And our dog, Leon."

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And...

"And..."

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So I would like to declare us all modern-day adventurers.

"So I would like to declare us all modern-day adventurers."

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And sponsors of animal greatness.

"And sponsors of animal greatness."

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Okay, terrific. Let's go.

"Okay, terrific. Let's go."

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Can we see the otters? I'd love to see the otters.

"Can we see the otters? I'd love to see the otters."

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Fourteen, I guess.

"Fourteen, I guess."

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I need to go over with you about the upcoming inspection.

"I need to go over with you about the upcoming inspection."

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He can still rip your arm off, though.

"He can still rip your arm off, though."

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This is Nathan. He does our water and feed.

"This is Nathan. He does our water and feed."

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Tigers don't growl or roar, they chuff.

"Tigers don't growl or roar, they chuff."

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Like...

"Like..."

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Try, go on.

"Try, go on."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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They can actually detect the pulse in your aorta.

"They can actually detect the pulse in your aorta."

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So when they attack, they bite you,

"So when they attack, they bite you,"

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reposition those suckers and boom, there goes your carotid.

"reposition those suckers and boom, there goes your carotid."

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Benjamin. Ben was my dad.

"Benjamin. Ben was my dad."

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A weak enclosure between the jaguars and the tigers.

"A weak enclosure between the jaguars and the tigers."

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The posts in what?

"The posts in what?"

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My brief marriage, that was a cage.

"My brief marriage, that was a cage."

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Not mine.

"Not mine."

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You're some random guy from the city.

"You're some random guy from the city."

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