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Clips from Ballers - Face of the Franchise (S02E02)

"♪ This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow ♪"
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"♪ Don't like my women single, I like my chicks in twos ♪"
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"♪ Let me see you rock, Lil' Sally ♪"
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"- That's a sweet fizzboat, Suh. - Man, I appreciate it."
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"Yeah, you did. You did it."
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"Um, I don't have to do any speeches, do I?"
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"Yeah. We are incredibly honored"
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"Anyway, the point is, many of you"
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"ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Ndamukong Suh."
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"And Mayor Regalado. Thank you, Mayor, for everything."
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"- JOE: Four more years! - Four more years."
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"Healthy attitude, Spencer."
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"Come on, give me a little smile."
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"I don't think I'll ever have a 40-story building like you."
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"If I wasn't so enamored with representing star athletes like yourself,"
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"I might move to fucking France."
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"because they like it hairy."
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"He gets all whiny on me when I'm late."
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"It was a pleasure seeing you."
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"You know what, man? We've been friends for, what, 10 years?"
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"I just want our business acumen to do all the talking."
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"Actually, that's a very good way to attract female clients."
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"I'm charging you extra. It's coming out of your account."
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"Yeah, work it out."
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"Buh-bye."
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"I love his show. I've never been on TV before."
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"You ain't got no date, Dennis."
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"I don't know why the fuck you even want to go, Dennis."
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"no love pond, no shot luge,"
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"But shit's gotten dull since you decided to grow up."
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"You should try it."
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"- 36 degrees. - Yeah."
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"All I had in my day was Miller Lite and butes."
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"Dolphins should be backing up that money truck any day now."
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"or you getting seriously punked."
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"Look at this."
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"Hey, 2015 Salesman of the Month, Charles Greene."
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"The wife had a shift at the hospital."
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"Hi, everybody. Welcome to my new show live here in Miami,"
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"(CHUCKLES) We handle finances."
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"I hope it's a Ray Lewis strip-o-gram. That would be insane."
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"T-Sizzle, Terrell Suggs."
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"Look at him on his little scooter over there."
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"What's that?"
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"- Plus I got these big-ass thumbs. - (LAUGHS)"
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"but I'm the only one left still chasing number two."
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"Comedian, everybody. Showtime at the Apollo over here."
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"A lot of mouths to feed this off-season."
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"We're eye to eye. Not a lot of wiggle room."
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"- All right, go ahead. - 12 million over two years."
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"Why don't you drive on over to Ricky's house"
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"- What are you guys doing over there? - Jason."
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"not bringing this bullshit offer to my client."
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"Find the money or I'm putting Ricky on tour."
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"because you got up and fought the entire Ravens bench."
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"And as always, his mouth wrote a check that his ass couldn't cash."
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"- Wow, overrated? I'm an asshole? - Over-fucking-rated."
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"- Spence, Spence, Spence! - Oh!"
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"What the fuck, Spence? I don't need ratings this bad."
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"- Roll it! - You want some of this?"
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"(BLEEPING ON TV)"
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"Spencer done lost his shit."
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"Hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"Fucking Sizzle."
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"Man, I feel like getting hammered right now."
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"There's a logo on there. I like that. There you go."
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"Hell of a day, fellas."
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"Coach, I guess I'll be seeing you at mini-camp."
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"- Shouldn't be long. - It's gonna be a great year."
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"I can feel it. Be so nice to go out on another championship."
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"Elway style, you know? Give me some."
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"- Huh. - Should be a great season."
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"♪ Afraid of thinking I dug my own grave ♪"
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"♪ Fuck around with this strange... ♪"
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"- Morning, Sofia. - Good morning."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"Old man's here to see you."
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"Maybe I'll come back."
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"Good morning, Mr. Anderson."
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"unless it's Jerry Springer."
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"(DOOR SLAMS)"
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"This football code of ethics of yours,"
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"- I know it was a bad look, Mr. Anderson. - Yeah."
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"Something more sophisticated."
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"Fuck!"
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"That is great to hear. You have a wonderful day."
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"- Please. - What's up?"
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"Have you ever heard of transference?"
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"- Only in banking. - It goes something like this."
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"Right, which is why I scream at him."
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"to gamble on that god-awful real estate deal,"
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"it ain't Sizzle."
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"How much you gonna charge me for this right now?"
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"First session is free. Second time we can negotiate."
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"Ladies?"
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"Man, don't make me do that, please."
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"I ain't having you look like a hobo in front of the team owner."
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"Alonzo, how'd it feel to get that call?"
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"Listen, when the owner's on the line,"
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"♪ Yo, wind that ass and get poppin' ♪"
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"♪ Come on, wind that ass and get poppin' ♪"
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"♪ Work that ass, make it rock, work that ass... ♪"
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"Hey, man, I'm waiting on the Kool-Aid man to crash through the house."
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"Your boy ain't got no dental plan?"
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"Let's not disrupt that groove."
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"- Yeah, me, too. - Yo, Spence."
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"- Nice. - JASON: Mutiny?"
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"God damn. Fucking guy's following me around like the herp."
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"♪ I made this part for you and you and you ♪"
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"♪ And you and you and you, you, you, you ♪"
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"♪ Right now, look here, a nigga finna get loose ♪"
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"♪ Ha, a nigga finna get loose... ♪"
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"- Grab the fun bag. - You want the fun bag."
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"(COUGHS)"
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"Oh, you want all these people with their camera phones"
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"♪ No ticking time like hand on the rope ♪"
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"No... come on, don't. Don't. Don't. Don't."
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"Shouldn't have gone after you in the first place,"
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