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Clips from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)

- Yeah. - Well, check Cousin Cecil's pockets.

"- Yeah. - Well, check Cousin Cecil's pockets."

Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)

Hey, little brother. Show me that little dance you-all be doing.

"Hey, little brother. Show me that little dance you-all be doing."

Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)

Get down, Lester, you is talking!

"Get down, Lester, you is talking!"

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Come on, baby. Sing a song for Grandma.

"Come on, baby. Sing a song for Grandma."

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Why do they fall in love?

"Why do they fall in love?"

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Why does the rain Fall from up above?

"Why does the rain Fall from up above?"

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Why do fools fall in love?

"Why do fools fall in love?"

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Mama, I got a joke.

"Mama, I got a joke."

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So the lion said, Oh, yeah? Well, I can make the stars come out.

"So the lion said, Oh, yeah? Well, I can make the stars come out."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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- 48 Hrs. Has to be. - Trading Places.

"- 48 Hrs. Has to be. - Trading Places."

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- Beverly Hills Cop. - Delirious.

"- Beverly Hills Cop. - Delirious."

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- All of them. - 48 Hrs.

"- All of them. - 48 Hrs."

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- All of them. - 48 Hrs.

"- All of them. - 48 Hrs."

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I even liked Best Defense.

"I even liked Best Defense."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Every now and then I take a joke too far.

"Every now and then I take a joke too far."

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That's when I got scared. I did some jokes about Mr. T.

"That's when I got scared. I did some jokes about Mr. T."

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He looks like he can whip some ass, right?

"He looks like he can whip some ass, right?"

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And I was petrified. I would walk at parties and people say:

"And I was petrified. I would walk at parties and people say:"

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So I figured if he came up to me, I could use the Jedi mind trick on him.

"So I figured if he came up to me, I could use the Jedi mind trick on him."

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Mr. T walk up and go, I heard you did some jokes about me.

"Mr. T walk up and go, I heard you did some jokes about me."

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No, you didn't. Maybe I didn't.

"No, you didn't. Maybe I didn't."

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I'd be at parties, hear he was looking for me,

"I'd be at parties, hear he was looking for me,"

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I would just leave. I don't wanna fight Mr. T.

"I would just leave. I don't wanna fight Mr. T."

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I bust that ass on Mike. I was looking for him, but my manager said:

"I bust that ass on Mike. I was looking for him, but my manager said:"

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He might be this bad motherfucker behind closed doors.

"He might be this bad motherfucker behind closed doors."

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Well, how come you keep fucking with me then, huh?

"Well, how come you keep fucking with me then, huh?"

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Get the fuck out, motherfucker...

"Get the fuck out, motherfucker..."

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I will moonwalk all up and down your ass, motherfucker.

"I will moonwalk all up and down your ass, motherfucker."

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I've been trying for five months to do the moonwalk

"I've been trying for five months to do the moonwalk"

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and I can't do the shit. lt's shitty.

"and I can't do the shit. lt's shitty."

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lt's the dumbest dance ever, because I can't do it,

"lt's the dumbest dance ever, because I can't do it,"

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And the public believed it.

"And the public believed it."

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Y'all didn't get mad when he took Brooke Shields to the Grammys.

"Y'all didn't get mad when he took Brooke Shields to the Grammys."

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Miss America every year is Brooke. Fuck who you see with the crown.

"Miss America every year is Brooke. Fuck who you see with the crown."

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She's white.

"She's white."

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lf I took Brooke Shields to the Grammys,

"lf I took Brooke Shields to the Grammys,"

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Stop. Now, see? I did jokes about...

"Stop. Now, see? I did jokes about..."

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He's here, yes. Yes, it's him. Yes, it's him!

"He's here, yes. Yes, it's him. Yes, it's him!"

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And the cars would come rushing across town. lt'd be:

"And the cars would come rushing across town. lt'd be:"

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You have the right to remain silent.

"You have the right to remain silent."

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I do too. I love Bill Cosby's show.

"I do too. I love Bill Cosby's show."

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I been a big fan of Bill Cosby all my life.

"I been a big fan of Bill Cosby all my life."

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Now, I'm going to tell you a story. He always tells you stories.

"Now, I'm going to tell you a story. He always tells you stories."

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One, two, three, four, five. Five... Five children.

"One, two, three, four, five. Five... Five children."

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with a big smile on his face. And my son looks just like me.

"with a big smile on his face. And my son looks just like me."

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And she's cooking up the food, man. She's cooking it up.

"And she's cooking up the food, man. She's cooking it up."

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He has a different look on his face.

"He has a different look on his face."

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I say, 'Well, what did he say?'

"I say, 'Well, what did he say?'"

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'Pop, he walks out and he goes:

"'Pop, he walks out and he goes:"

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You cannot say filth, flarn, filth, flarn, filth in front of people.

"You cannot say filth, flarn, filth, flarn, filth in front of people."

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I can't use the type of language that you use,

"I can't use the type of language that you use,"

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Because he thought that was my whole act.

"Because he thought that was my whole act."

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Like I just walked out on-stage and cursed and left.

"Like I just walked out on-stage and cursed and left."

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I was pissed off. I was so mad I called Richard Pryor's house up.

"I was pissed off. I was so mad I called Richard Pryor's house up."

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The next time motherfucker call, tell him I said, 'Suck my dick.'

"The next time motherfucker call, tell him I said, 'Suck my dick.'"

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I don't give a fuck.

"I don't give a fuck."

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I said, Yes. Do you get paid? I said, Yes.

"I said, Yes. Do you get paid? I said, Yes."

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Richard's the one that made me wanna do comedy.

"Richard's the one that made me wanna do comedy."

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Remember, you'd sneak in the basement, put his albums on,

"Remember, you'd sneak in the basement, put his albums on,"

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and your mother ain't supposed to hear,

"and your mother ain't supposed to hear,"

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and you're listening to this shit and I turned it...

"and you're listening to this shit and I turned it..."

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I wanted to be Richard so bad, I used to go out on-stage when I was 1 5

"I wanted to be Richard so bad, I used to go out on-stage when I was 1 5"

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My whole act back then was about taking a shit,

"My whole act back then was about taking a shit,"

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lt's when shit come halfway out your ass,

"lt's when shit come halfway out your ass,"

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is when you be straining for a long time, right?

"is when you be straining for a long time, right?"

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Right? Be some shit this big, right?

"Right? Be some shit this big, right?"

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You know what really make me mad,

"You know what really make me mad,"

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and clench up and break the shit in half.

"and clench up and break the shit in half."

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for, like, five hours and shit, right?

"for, like, five hours and shit, right?"

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Use 1 2 rolls of toilet paper on that motherfucker.

"Use 1 2 rolls of toilet paper on that motherfucker."

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You done all the shitting you gonna do for the whole day, right?

"You done all the shitting you gonna do for the whole day, right?"

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and one chunk come back.

"and one chunk come back."

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What does that chunk want?

"What does that chunk want?"

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All you hear is shit, ass, shit, shit.

"All you hear is shit, ass, shit, shit."

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People from other countries have seen my films and come over to the U.S.,

"People from other countries have seen my films and come over to the U.S.,"

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and they get HBO and they catch Delirious

"and they get HBO and they catch Delirious"

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I love it. Suck my dick, huh?

"I love it. Suck my dick, huh?"

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Eventually, your dick will fall off.

"Eventually, your dick will fall off."

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Remember...? Remember, like, VD in the '60s?

"Remember...? Remember, like, VD in the '60s?"

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That shit don't just sting no more. Every time they cure something,

"That shit don't just sting no more. Every time they cure something,"

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Let me get this right. So you're getting a burning sensation

"Let me get this right. So you're getting a burning sensation"

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I was outside peeing, dude tried to mug me,

"I was outside peeing, dude tried to mug me,"

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Oh, shit. Fat, bucktoothed bitch. No, give me my dick back. No.

"Oh, shit. Fat, bucktoothed bitch. No, give me my dick back. No."

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I want the perfect woman, now. I want somebody with a mind,

"I want the perfect woman, now. I want somebody with a mind,"

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This is the last one. This is the one for me.

"This is the last one. This is the one for me."

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Miss Right. Blow on this for luck.

"Miss Right. Blow on this for luck."

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when you see them, they make you ugly.

"when you see them, they make you ugly."

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I turned that shit back to Johnny.

"I turned that shit back to Johnny."

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Then I started thinking about it. Half.

"Then I started thinking about it. Half."

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And have to give up $1 50 million?

"And have to give up $1 50 million?"

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And ladies... Now, here's a woman right here saying, Right on.

"And ladies... Now, here's a woman right here saying, Right on."

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She was married to him, she deserved that money.

"She was married to him, she deserved that money."

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No. Stop it.

"No. Stop it."

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But Johnny was 300 million in when they met.

"But Johnny was 300 million in when they met."

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And I'm quite sure she knew.

"And I'm quite sure she knew."

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Johnny says, Hey, I'm Johnny.

"Johnny says, Hey, I'm Johnny."

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She was like, I know who you are, motherfucker.

"She was like, I know who you are, motherfucker."

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And they got married, broke up, shit didn't work out.

"And they got married, broke up, shit didn't work out."

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You can't put a price on what I do.

"You can't put a price on what I do."

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And say, Here, Johnny. I made $ 70, put that with the rest.

"And say, Here, Johnny. I made $ 70, put that with the rest."

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Now we have $300 million and 70.

"Now we have $300 million and 70."

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Because I want to do my share. No.

"Because I want to do my share. No."

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That's it! That's your job.

"That's it! That's your job."

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You fill out a W-2, they say, What you do?

"You fill out a W-2, they say, What you do?"

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You say, I fuck my husband. That's it.

"You say, I fuck my husband. That's it."

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No pussy.

"No pussy."

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That shit scared the shit out of me. Half? I was petrified.

"That shit scared the shit out of me. Half? I was petrified."

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Y'all the most resourceful

"Y'all the most resourceful"

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if you weren't so vindictive.

"if you weren't so vindictive."

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Then, what's really fucked up, is y'all the most loving people.

"Then, what's really fucked up, is y'all the most loving people."

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and they genuinely fall in love with you.

"and they genuinely fall in love with you."

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Now, love and money do not mix. The shit don't mix.

"Now, love and money do not mix. The shit don't mix."

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Especially if you got a business-smart woman...

"Especially if you got a business-smart woman..."

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She's sitting around in the kitchen by herself, mad,

"She's sitting around in the kitchen by herself, mad,"

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All the things I did for that motherfucker, he do this to me?

"All the things I did for that motherfucker, he do this to me?"

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I don't want shit from him or her and I don't care.

"I don't want shit from him or her and I don't care."

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They'll get half your money, your house, your car, alimony,

"They'll get half your money, your house, your car, alimony,"

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So be careful!

"So be careful!"

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