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Clips from Married with Children - The Gypsy Cried (S03E03)

"They just kept staring at me."
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"Guess what."
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"thought that it was a fire hazard."
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"Damn vandals."
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"and I can't have boys in my room?"
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"Because that coat can't get pregnant."
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"Well, you know,"
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"It was just an oversight."
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"No hard feelings, I hope."
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"I really think we should do this"
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"Ah, I see a death."
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"No death?"
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"Hey, who's the guy on the card"
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"I don't really believe in this stuff."
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"Look, I'm still alive."
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"Thank you."
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"but I came all the way over here on my own time."
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"A windfall, just like the gypsy said."
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"I'm so happy for you."
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"That fortune teller really knew what she was talking about."
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"He always said I'd get that space over his dead body."
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"Boy, that gypsy sure knew"
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"until you were at your lowest."
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"Well, just how low would you like me to get, Steve?"
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"Give me the news!"
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"when he makes his keynote speech"
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"I'm glad I stopped payment on her check."
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"it's good for your career."
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"I'm little."
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"I hate my boss."
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"There's no ocean between here and New York."
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"Be strong..."
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"Insurance?"
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"First class!"
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"I thought I'd have to wait"
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"for my second husband to fly first class."
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"Miss Rhoades."
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"I like it when you get me coffee..."
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"would you pick up a little gift for my wife?"
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"* Start spreading The news **"
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"Well, probably not."
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"Aw, Peg, you gotta see this."
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"How would I know?"
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"This is your captain, John Canyon."
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"No "We won't crash?""
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"This is your captain speaking."
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"Don't you feel the same way?"
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"Pretend Fluffy's with you.""
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"Well, I'm sick of it,"
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"I'm ready to die."
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"I'm happy to say"
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"When he regains consciousness,"
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"I wouldn't worry about it."
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"that Mrs. Vandergelder doesn't."
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"* I got you To hold my hand *"
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"* I got you Na, na, na, na, na *"
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"Steve and Marcie throw a nice party, don't they?"
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"Well, it would have been nicer if we were actually invited."
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"You know, Peg,"
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"I didn't like those people very much,"
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"a bunch of boring bankers."
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"Well, you did overflow the toilet"
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"and not tell anyone."
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"Well, I don't tell anyone when I do it here,"
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"but you gotta give me credit."
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"I did try to liven things up."
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"Well, you know, I don't think a bankers' party"
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"is the right place to stand on the buffet and yell,"
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""Hey, let's wet down the wives' T-shirts"
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"and rate their hooters!""
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"You'd have won."
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"Oh, Al."
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"Eh, but for once, I gotta agree with Steve."
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"This is the last party"
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"I'm ever going to at their house."
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"At least we get to take home the leftovers."
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"Excuse me, Al, but the party just started."
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"I'll need the food back."
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"Oh, sure, Marce."
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"[SNEEZES]"
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"Oh, well..."
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"that's okay."
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"[SNEEZES]"
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"I'll just find some gingersnaps."
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"Well, Dad,"
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"we got the gas like you told us to."
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"I don't think anyone at the party saw us."
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"They were too busy watching Buck mount"
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"Mrs. Vandergelder's fur coat."
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"Can you believe that all this"
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"came from one Rolls-Royce?"
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"Oh, hi, Mrs. Rhoades."
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"One of your guests' cars sprung a leak,"
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"and young Bud and I"
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"So luckily,"
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"we happened along with these gas cans"
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"and once again saved the day."
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"I think they keyed the cars too."
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"Mom, why can Buck have the coat upstairs,"
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"Obviously, neither can Kelly."
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"That was my boss's Rolls."
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"Give me that gas, you little pirates!"
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"Peggy, please,"
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"talk to them!"
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"Kids, you know the speech."
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"You did a bad thing."
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"Don't do it anymore."
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"Okay? Fine."
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"Kel, this is it,"
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"the last time I'm working for Dad."
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"From now on, I go solo."
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"Much like at Lovers' Lane?"
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"You know, our kids are growing up so fast."
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"It seems like only yesterday they were only stealing from us."
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"Al, your dog went on my carpet."
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"Well, in a manner of speaking,"
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"so did Al."
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"since we're all throwing stones here,"
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"we were really hurt not to be invited."
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