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Clips from Workaholics - To Friend a Predator (S01E01)

"- Come on, man, nothing happened."
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"They were brunette."
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"- Okay, how can you totally pull off a fedora"
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"and be such a creep at the same time?"
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"- Oh, I'm creepy again. Right?"
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"- Okay, well, maybe you guys are too good"
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"Come on, go get the underwear."
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"- Get 'em."
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"- Go get it. - Damn it!"
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"- You got- Okay, go! Go. Go."
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"- Body shot, still died."
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"Head shot."
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"I got to go check my emails."
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"Where can I do that? - Right here."
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"My, uh, laptop's right there."
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"- Oh, thanks, dude."
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"You guys are awesome."
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"- Guys,"
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"we got to end this."
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"- What? Dude, no. Just two more days."
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"- Not until we go to the Penthouse penthouse, all right?"
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"You weren't leaning against your girl's breasts like I was"
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"at Club Damnation."
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"- The Penthouse penthouse is a symbol"
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"that we've made it, that we've arrived."
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"We're this close to being cool."
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"- We're this close to seeing pierced vaginae, Blake."
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"- Yeah."
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"- What don't you see about that?"
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"You don't get it."
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"- Oh. It's Jillian."
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"- Well, then answer the phone. - Answer it."
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"- Think about someone else for once."
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"- Pierced vaginae."
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"- Hello. - Hey, Blake, it's Jillian."
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"- Oh, hey, Jillian. What's up, girl?"
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"- Oh, nothing."
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"Hey, I was just calling to double-check"
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"about that bieberhole guy."
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"He's in jail, right?"
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"- Oh, great, now she's asking about Topher."
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"- So just tell her about Topher. - Lie to her."
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"- Why don't you lie to her?"
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"- Um, yeah, he's in jail."
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"- Hmm. Interesting."
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"Uh, but you know what confuses me?"
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"I just logged in to the chat room,"
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"and a bieberhole69 asked me to,"
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""pull out my little-boy ding-dong.""
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"What's even weirder is that he has his webcam on,"
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"and he looks just like your friend from the other day."
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"Even weirder, you guys are standing right behind him."
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"How do you explain that, party boys?"
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"- Uh, seriously, Jillian,"
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"it's, uh- it's not our fault."
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"It's-it's really a funny story, actually."
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"- Look, I already called the police."
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"They're on their way."
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"Don't let him go."
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"Blake,"
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"you've got to ask yourself, are you a true Belieber?"
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"right now, so..."
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"- You know we have to stop you."
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"Let me just get my fedora"
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"and throw all the Vapetron up in the air."
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"- Go. Go, man."
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"- What are you doing?"
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"Are you gonna help, or are you just gonna-"
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"- If I don't put away our drug stuff,"
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"we're gonna go to prison along with Topher."
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"- All right, good call. Double true."
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"Here comes the Neighborhood Watch,"
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"motherfucker."
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"- Oh, yeah, baby!"
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"Topher,"
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"this spud's for you."
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"" - Oh!"
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"- My bad."
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"Wait. Stay down."
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"- What? - Stay down!"
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"- Oh, no!"
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"- Oh."
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"- I trusted you. - I'm so sorry."
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"- Sorry, guys. Bros before hos."
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"But, you know, little bros before big bros."
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"Topher's, like, the fastest guy we've ever met."
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"He's so fast. - He just-"
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"- We have cars."
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"- Oh. - Cars, okay, okay."
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"Cool, good idea that we called."
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"- We thought of that, but I just..."
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"- You thought you could get away with it?"
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"Fuck you!"
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"I will fuck your face."
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"That's a promise."
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"Take him away, boys."
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"- Jillian,"
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"before you say anything, we're sorry."
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"He was-he was gonna take us to the Penthouse penthouse."
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"- He's the coolest guy we've ever met..."
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"besides all that weird little-boy stuff."
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"We totally get it if you never want to talk"
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"- Hey, I get it."
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"I mean, who wouldn't want to go to the Penthouse penthouse?"
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"You can pee on the floor."
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"- It's all over, on the carpet..."
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"- Hey, guys."
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"Can I get a picture of you for the paper?"
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"- Yes. - Yes!"
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"- Wait. Wait."
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"Can you give the heroes a second?"
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"- I tried to tell you guys."
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"- Hey, you're the guy from the shirt, huh?"
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"- Probably, man."
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"Probably."
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"it's probably just Karl high out of his mind,"
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"- These guys need to be romanced, okay?"
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"- Okay, no, they're looking for peach fuzz-"
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"who we should not punch."
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"Hey, who wants to take over for me?"
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