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Clips from Workaholics - To Friend a Predator (S01E01)

"- Nice."
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"- Let's just get vaped out right now."
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"Whoa, hey, cool guy."
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"People forget that they have more than just,"
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"If you dress like that, you're asking for it."
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"This neighborhood is on lockdown."
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"Who am I?"
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"- Blake's friend and my weed dealer, Karl."
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""Tipped off." "Eyewitness.""
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"- No, you're basically an idiot,"
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"- Whoa, yeah, you do."
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"- Okay, this is not what it looks like, okay?"
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"- That's weird, though. - Well."
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"- Ugh. - I know."
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"- We just talked about that."
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"He just does this. Fft."
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"He just does swish. - He's a good kid."
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"- Yes. - Team Bieber."
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"Seriously, you got to just chill out."
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"Okay, so I'm just gonna reply to bieberhole69's post, okay?"
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"- Oh, dude, you should say, "Hey, I'm ten years old,"
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"I think maybe I have the wrong address, actually."
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"It's a real issue in my life."
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"You got beer, video games."
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"- That? Oh, that's just a real gun."
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"- I can't believe we were at Olympic trials the same time."
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"'cause you were there selling goggles-"
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"- He's the baller I was supposed to be."
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"- That's how cool he is."
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"He's not afraid to piss off of a stranger's roof."
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"- Yeah, he balls. - He balls, big-time."
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"and I'm seeing some booty sweat."
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"- Everyone here is a brand whore."
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"- Hey, yo, what up, guys?"
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"This is Jess, Bree, and over here, we got Shanna."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"That's just like the Playboy mansion,"
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"penetration and pissing on the floor,"
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"Oh, yeah, we might have something"
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"There's a second time for everything."
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"- You're a swagger hound. I don't get it."
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"It's like if Picasso quit making music"
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"Maybe you guys- - No, no, no."
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"Maybe I should call- Hey, Vince. Come here."
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"- No! - We're cool, Vince."
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"We're good. - Let's chill out."
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"Let's get some more drinks. You got those coupons, right?"
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"He had a dimple. Uh, he was, uh..."
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"- Softball rehearsal. - Rehearsal."
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"- But with dudes. - Yeah."
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"- All right, well, you know what?"
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"- We are big fans of yours. Nice short program."
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"- Oh, my God. He's hot. - Yeah."
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"Uh, honestly, you should give him a shot, though,"
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"- I was conducting my own experiment."
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"- God damn it, dude."
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"- Yes, you are. You're creepy."
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"to get creepy over at the Penthouse penthouse."
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"- Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go."
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"And that's it for me. I'll retire after that happens."
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"- Why don't you be a better friend and lie to her?"
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"He's probably nestling up to his cell mate right now."
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"I belieb you are."
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"- Hi, guys."
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"Um, I'm actually gonna go do a bunch of errands"
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"- Yeah. Yeah. It's cool."
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"- Ah!"
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"I'm gonna jump you - No! No!"
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"- Ow."
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"- I don't understand. How did you guys catch him?"
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"- Right. - Yeah."
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"- Yeah, I know. - That's real, right?"
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"- Yeah, all right. - Of course you can."
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"- Nice!"
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"- Yo."
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"♪ Karl got his vaporizer delivered to the house ♪"
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"I'm looking to get weird."
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"Fedora brother. 7-Eleven hat rack."
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"They've got deals."
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"you know, old hot dogs."
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"- No. No, no, no."
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"Adam, come on, man. One fedora per crew."
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"- No, I'm pretty sure the more fedoras, the better."
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"'Cause I look like I'm in a ska band right now,"
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"like I'm in Reel Big Fish."
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"- I beg to differ."
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"We're not a house full of Cubans, man."
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"We're white dudes."
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"We got to be careful,"
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"'cause we can be very unfashionable very quickly."
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"- Mrs. Lawler, it's almost after dark."
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"Hey, why don't you losers try an organized sport for once?"
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"Hey, slow down!"
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"This is not the speedway."
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"Hoo."
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"Honestly."
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"Yeah, hello."
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"Hi, yeah, I want to report a robbery in progress right now."
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"I'm the goddamn Neighborhood Watch."
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"Oh, sorry. For legal reasons?"
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"Um, it's Anders Holmvik."
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"It's okay, girls."
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"Sheriff Holmvik laid down the law in a major way."
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"Now, why don't we say bye-bye to-"
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"- Hey, what did I do to you, Ders?"
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"You know, we're more alike than you even know, man."
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"This is not gnar. Not gnar!"
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"This is the second time in my life"
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"that I just really don't like you."
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"- Now where am I supposed to buy my weed from, huh?"
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"'Cause I'm not gonna get my ass kicked"
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"by that high school kid again."
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"- ♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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"- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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"- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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"- Ugh, how many times do I have to explain this to you?"
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"If you see the neighbor's house getting broken into,"
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"thinking he's locked out of our house."
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"- I said I'm sorry."
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"- Okay, well, you're not sorry,"
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