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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S03E03)

"♪ Need a new love? ♪"
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"♪ want my time? ♪"
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"♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪"
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"♪ I'll be your man ♪"
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"♪ all right. ♪"
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"Hell, most of us didn't have a choice."
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"well, there's always something."
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"I was embarrassed of my orgasm."
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"I was told I was too loud, that I came too much."
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"( Exhales )"
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"It was a long shot."
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"Berbig-- Berbig--"
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"God, it's not even English."
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"I mean, I'm good at this crap."
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"Okay, this is not my destiny to be substitute teaching"
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"Let's begin with the obvious, okay?"
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"Okay, so it's not all about my dick."
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"What do you think? What's Starbucks about?"
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"Look, Lenore always said it was about lifestyle?"
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"We need a place where women can walk in and feel comfortable"
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"( Laughs )"
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"We're not-- we're not-- not-- not a couple."
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"Uh, what we're-- what we're trying to say is that"
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"we've got something special to offer Detroit"
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"Can you tell me that?"
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"It doesn't matter what we would have said, okay?"
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"That's not true. The-- the-- the small business Obama grants--"
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"It was just a silly idea."
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"- Tanya. - Hi, Judy."
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"And that is why I am offering you,"
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"There's no obligation, no expectation"
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"- Tanya's first Orgasmic Living class. - ( Pops )"
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"That's where we're headed, but, um,"
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"and then the practicum."
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"But we can skip that for now."
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"the utilities and the overhead."
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"( clears throat ) Well, I run the practicum."
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"- You know, whatever makes you feel most comfortable. - Right."
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"- Um. - Yeah yeah."
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"Joanie, can I talk to you for a minute?"
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"Of all the parts of the human body to pick,"
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"- You think that's gonna get us a loan? - It's the vulva, Ray."
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"I had this guy once"
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"walk up to my window. And he's got this gun..."
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"- You always leave that part out. - ...And he hands me a note:"
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"- Salut, bottoms up. - So I love hearing about the-- the stories."
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"- Go, do it. - That's right, Judy."
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"( Laughing )"
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"We're good."
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"But on Monday morning, our loan got approved..."
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"what a concept."
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"( Ray narrates ) We lost some ladies at "vulva.""
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"Richard? Uh, Richard,"
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"could you bring in the Samson file, please?"
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"- Oh my God. - Make it hurt."
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"- Ah! - ( Laughs )"
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"Come on. Give it a shot."
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"And you know, some odd jobs here and there."
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"I mean I send my resume out 50 times a day, nobody ever calls me back."
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"about combining forces a little?"
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"or go look at the lake..."
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"Just let me just pop back into the kitchen,"
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"On the house."
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"I'm not a carnival ride."
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"- What's your name? - Jason."
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"One time."
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"( Laughs )"
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"You only have to kill one person to be a killer, baby."
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"( Honking )"
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"Wow, Ray, what did you do?"
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"Well, okay."
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"Come on, let's go!"
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"♪ I work, I work ♪"
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"♪ I keep all my earnings in a box marked shoes ♪"
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"♪ for you, for you ♪"
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"♪ one more day, I will say to you ♪"
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"♪ whoo! ♪"
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"♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪"
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"♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪"
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"♪ who's gonna show ♪"
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"♪ when there's nobody ♪"
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"♪ I'll be your man ♪"
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"♪ who's gonna show ♪"
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"♪ I'll be your man ♪"
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"( Ray narrating ) They say necessity is the mother of invention."
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"That's one thing we've got here in Detroit-- necessity."
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"A lot of us didn't."
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"We had to make it,"
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"turn lemons into lemonade."
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"And if you didn't have any lemons--"
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"( Woman moaning )"
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"Yes! Fuck, oh!"
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"God yes, fuck me!"
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"Yeah, oh fuck."
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"- ( Recorder clicks ) - So does anyone recognize that voice?"
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"That's right, it was me."
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"This modest, even-tempered woman"
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"in front of you-- that was me."
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"And you know, I-I used to be-- I was embarrassed."
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"I was self-conscious. I was insecure."
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"And then, you know, one day I just said fuck it."
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"Just, I said fuck it! Just fuck it!"
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"Ladies, sex is not a job."
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"It's a way of life."
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"My name is Tanya Skagle. Welcome to Orgasmic Living."
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"( Ray narrating ) Orgasmic Living..."
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"Okay, clearly we need some new ideas."
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"Well, Ray, what if I'm out of ideas, all right?"
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"I'm fresh out. I got it, I got it."
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"Ber-- Berbigs? Berbiglia?"
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"Ber-- uh-- I can't-- I can't read this, Cammy."
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"No more cursive, all right?"
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"Look, what if this is my destiny?"
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"And-and they have a great health plan."
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"Don't joke, Tanya. This is not your destiny."
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"twice a week for the rest of my life, all right?"
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"We have an excellent product."
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"- Women like me. - Most of the time."
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"- Birbiglia! - So what's the problem?"
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"- How come Lenore can get me clients... - Let the customers in."
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