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Clips from King of the Hill - The Substitute Spanish Prisoner (S06E06)

"I have corrected your geometry homework from last night."
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"I got number four wrong. Explain it, please."
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"""A circle of diameter 3..."
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"Why?"
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"Well, just look at it."
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"But if I have to waste all my time explaining number four to you..."
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"Of course, that means we'll need the luxury cruiser..."
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"You think I can't do basic math?"
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"Well, I am going from now on. Compreide?"
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"[crying]"
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"Come on, Peggy. You've got an lQ of 170."
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"Do you have any idea how dumb average is?"
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"""endorsed by the lntelligence lnstitute of Texas."""
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"Even I sound smart reading that."
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"And go!"
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"Done!"
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"Bobby, you got a People and a Teei People,"
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"""we extend an invitation to join an elite group."
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"at the Hotel Arlen."
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"Well, that's okay. You go ahead and have fun."
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"I'll just stay home and watch the ballgame..."
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"My Nancy's a genius, too..."
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"Yeah. Peggy's pretty excited about..."
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"So, they administer the test, and they sell the books."
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"Oh, Peggy."
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"Maybe you should go talk to him before going to this dinner."
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"It's such a pleasure and an honor, and a little intimidating, I must say..."
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"to be standing here before you. My gosh."
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"[exclaiming]"
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"for you to take your brainpower and your lives to the max."
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"You're all familiar with the benefits of a PhD degree."
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"The clock at the bank once said, 1 10 degrees!"
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"But what if you could get that same prestigious degree at home..."
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"Well, there is."
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"[people laughing]"
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"If I had a PhD, I'd stop being a sports announcer..."
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"-""Dr. Jimmy"" does have a ring to it. -Hey! I thought of it first!"
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"Excuse me, geniuses."
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"[sighing]"
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"Dr. Vayzosa, I must admit I am a little surprised..."
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"to see Jimmy Wichert here."
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"I'm quite familiar with the man and his work. And l--"
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"you'd understand why we at the lnstitute..."
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"expect great, great things from Jimmy Wichert."
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"Peggy, I think you could be my greatest student."
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"I feel the same way. But I don't have $999."
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"Do you have an lRA, savings account?"
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"Let's begii our leariiig adveiture, Please opei workbook iumber oie,"
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"Shapes, Circle the word oi the right that correspoids,"
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"Coigratulatiois oi your achievemeit, Doctor,"
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"What a night."
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"-And how about some eggs, Doctor? -Bobby, don't make fun of your mother."
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"Hank, let me bring you up to speed."
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"Wait. Are you mad because I didn't do this sooner?"
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"No, I'm mad because I didn't put my foot down..."
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"the moment I knew you were in over your head..."
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"Oh, I see."
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"must be con artists, is that it?"
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"I'm not convinced they think you're all that smart, Peggy."
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"They could have rigged that test so anyone would look like a genius."
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"It's over, Peggy."
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"Let me put this in words even a genius can understand."
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"Okay, you've got what they call book smarts."
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"well, hands down, you're the one for the job."
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"I can take care of it, Hank."
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"Hank?"
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"[gasping]"
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"-You said I was a genius! -No, no. Okay."
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"Unfortunately, I called you here to give you some bad news."
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"-Call a doctor! -I'm a doctor."
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"I tell Vayzosa there is ai illegal bettiig parlor at the EcoioSuites,,,"
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"[cell phone ringing]"
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"Jimmy calls me from the track,,,"
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"aid gives me the wiiiers ii advaice,"
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"I place my bet, Tug aiiouices the results, aid I wii,"
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"We will coiviice Vayzosa he has a sure thiig by lettiig him wii two races,"
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"aid we will fix the last race so he loses it all!"
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"(all) Yeah!"
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"Wow! You got a big foot there!"
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"Please, I need that money."
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"I shouldn't tell you this, but I have got the opportunity of a lifetime."
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"Dr. Vayzosa just checked in. Room 27."
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"Oh, darn, darn!"
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"[cell phone ringing]"
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"Got it. Scott Yancy."
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"Scott Yaicy is off the liie fast, aid Yaicy wiis!"
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"$4,000."
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"Javier Martinez it is."
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"I'm gonna bet $6,000 at 2-to-1."
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"You've got races to stage, odds to rig..."
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"a lot of money to keep track of."
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"Well, you came with $8,000 and you've doubled it."
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"-Why not bet all $16,000? -Last call for bets, sir."
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"Goodbye, Peggy. Thank you so much."
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"[laughing]"
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"(Tug) Aid R,J, Dobbs loses!"
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"He didn't place the bet."
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"Peggy! Bobby told me everything!"
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"Oh, Hank. I don't know how he did it..."
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"but Vayzosa saw right through our scam!"
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"All the money is gone!"
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"just waiting for you to stop!"
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"And Vayzosa's up in Room 27, laughing at us!"
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"I want my wife's money back!"
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"I'm not messing around here! Now you open this door right now!"
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"You don't want to do this the easy way, fine, I'll just call the cops."
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"Look, you married a fool."
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"Now, unless you're interested in losing up to 30 pounds...."
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"Thanks, Boomhauer."
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"Yo, man."
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"Mom, I know a magician's not supposed to reveal his--"
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"Here's how I did it."
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"But there was one thing I was missing."
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"A bellowing dupe whose incessant need to rescue his helpless wife..."
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"What if I didn't? What if I'd believed in you?"
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"-Vayzosa valet-parked his car. -So?"
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"The EconoSuites doesn't have valet parking."
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"[laughing]"
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"You were gonna steal his car. That would have been a felony."
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"But that other stuff, that's genius."
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