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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Basketball Jones (S05E05)

"You know, it really started to flow"
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"with the Hathaway forehead."
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"No!"
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"but not tonight."
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"No fliers."
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"These seats are great!"
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"around a trash fire, singing doo-wop."
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"Sure."
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"Then why is that guy shaving?"
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"as conductor of the crazy train."
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"Well, someone's "VI-peeing" right over there."
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"I can't believe the limo driver"
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"Oh, my God."
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"We are so close,"
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"That's my dream too."
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"- Max, she took the... - Go, go, go!"
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"I just want to know what we're ugly-walking toward."
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"What? It's not like the players"
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"come right into the locker room after the game."
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"The players come right into the locker room after the game!"
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"How did they get into the VIP section?"
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"Actually, it looks like a precancerous basal cell."
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""Dou det what dou det, and dou don't det updet.""
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"So, to be clear,"
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"Will you be needing napkins? Utensils?"
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"for our business."
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"So you picked up my dry cleaning"
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"Didn't you rib a dragon on "Game of Thrones"?"
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"Gortak, this is..."
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"Oh, you know what?"
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"I can't believe I have two tickets!"
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"his criminal trial."
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"I'm Max. This is Caroline."
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"Oh, I know what you need."
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"My first words were, "Eh, it's fine.""
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"Oh, sorry about the popcorn."
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"where you can select the baby's genes."
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"But, Max, what about our plans?"
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"Maybe I should come."
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"Right?"
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"Oh, I love the taste of Bushwick."
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"and thus, our seats."
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"Can you take this?"
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"for wanting more for us than bad seats"
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"That is the scariest thing I've ever seen."
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"What do you mean?"
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"and then I might have to marry someone shorter than me."
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"She wants me to go down with her."
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"I've got a waste can of baby faces I'm not gonna use."
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"The number for Poison Control?"
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"I'll try and let this go, but I'm just saying,"
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"We're settled here."
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"Our baby appointment got changed to tomorrow,"
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"We played arsonists versus attempted murderers."
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"Can I borrow those binoculars,"
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"and a struggling business."
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"Well, good luck."
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"Which also happened to be my catchphrase."
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"I haven't been this winded since I climbed"
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"you put $130 million worth of basketball players"
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"Oh, you know what?"
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"Tell everyone in Brooklyn who loves food festivals"
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"I'm Gortak."
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"Max, our seats are in a shanty town."
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"since Magic Johnson's talk show."
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"You went to Chili's and didn't tell me?"
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"I have two tickets."
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"What part of that don't you get?"
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"so people think we're big shots."
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"Caroline's kind of the Screech of the group."
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"Yes, I do know what delivery means."
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"I'd be back, but I don't think so."
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"their aim isn't good in here, either."
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"Come on. It's not that bad."
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"Oleg, do you and your Sophie"
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"So Oleg's not gonna be the father?"
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"Would it hurt you to ask me to go to the game?"
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"And they brought Blue Ivy!"
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"Here! Over here."
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"Hey, I'm Max."
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"But I get it."
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"Now I just reach into the $3 bin"
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"Yes."
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"Careful."
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"That's the difference between us, Max."
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"Look!"
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"and that's why we're late to the game,"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Of course we'd be in here."
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"Oh, you two sick?"
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"I didn't get an alert on my phone."
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"This is why we started doing sudoku."
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"Why haven't you changed into your uniform?"
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"Look at my baby board!"
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"Yeah."
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"we could have gone to the Taste of Bushwick,"
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"Max, you don't know where that finger has been."
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"You forgot to mention"
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"I'm used to it."
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"Oh, my God."
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"No, Blue Ivy's nanny."
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"with the valet stroller parking."
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"Yo, man, take a look at this thing on my back."
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"Well, obviously, he's got a very important job interview"
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