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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Basketball Jones (S05E05)

"you want delivery from this diner?"
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"in his bathroom in about an hour."
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"The delivery boy is on his way."
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"I feel like I'm getting a little chubby!"
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"I can see it through those shorts."
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"And I'm about to get it."
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"Who the hell parked a Rascal in a bike lane?"
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"Uh... that's my bad."
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"And this is Max,"
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"the other half of Max's Homemade Cupcakes."
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"I'm not filming."
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"while he keeps a lookout for the cops?"
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"Not all sex has to involve the threat of an arrest, Max."
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"Periscope is a social media app"
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"that we'll be at the Taste of Bushwick tomorrow."
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"Or you can follow me into the bathroom while I change,"
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"when I took you to that PR seminar"
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"Really loving your Periscope presence, Caroline!"
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"way before it was called "Periscoping.""
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"out of your banana hammock!"
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"'cause she was hot and willing."
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"that says you can spin sperm to get rid of the bad stuff."
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"and hope for the best."
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"I think my iPhone case is made out of gortak."
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"Hi, I'm Oleg's wife, Sophie."
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"You know it, baby."
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"next to bum wrestling!"
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"Yeah, well,"
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"I relate to anybody who's not doing that great."
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"And here comes Mr. Belding."
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"I didn't catch all of that,"
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"Take me, Oleg!"
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"Which is the only time you will ever hear me say that."
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"I would, but I don't know what the people"
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"Cheeseburger Pringles?"
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"to something I can work with."
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"I love baby number two, but I don't know."
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"Oleg still wants to be surprised."
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"Why don't you give us all a nice surprise"
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"and brush his teeth while he's sleeping?"
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"and we got to get working on the baby body."
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"Max, do you have a picture of your boobs?"
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"I'll get it from Oleg."
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"You know I'm not gonna say yes."
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"Do you want to go to the game?"
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"Wow, that surprised me too."
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""Missed Opportunity""
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"was my stripper name at the Salty Dog."
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"Look, I don't want to work tonight."
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"I usually sit in the parking lot"
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"My father made sure I was always in the front."
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"We'll take one if you got an extra."
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"It's been in a box in my car."
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"That beer cost more than I spent on underwear last year."
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"I don't even like beer."
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"It's so bloaty."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Max! Oh, my God!"
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"Wanna finger?"
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"on the "I Don't Care" network."
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"I don't settle..."
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"Look, all we have to do"
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"is make a few smart, strategic moves,"
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"Please?"
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"Just tell her you got a headache."
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"Okay, just act like we belong in the VIP section."
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"took that wrong turn,"
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"I think that's Gortak's ball sweat."
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"who magically appeared in the second quarter."
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"Oh!"
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"Let me just find them in here."
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"Here they are!"
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"This is pretty cool!"
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"I could get my nose broken by a ball!"
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"Is that too far?"
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"Ooh! Here comes the nanny."
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"Go, go, go! Ten seconds!"
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"I took you to a basketball game like an idiot!"
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"What is our end game here, Max?"
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"Angry mob aside, the good news is"
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"I did manage to get that flier to Blue Ivy's people."
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"This is where the 17th best team in the league gets naked!"
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"And also where it ends for ol' Max and Caroline."
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"This is so us."
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"goes number one!"
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"And from the looks of it,"
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"We should get a better look in the light in the bathroom."
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"Get in the ice bathtub."
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"I was afraid you'd try to get us a better table."
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"Yo, I got to ice this knee."
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"And of course this would happen here,"
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"'cause it's the 17th worst thing that's ever happened to me!"
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"When you're 78, it takes about 2 days"
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"on the disabled list."
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"If he eats from here,"
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"Oh, this is good."
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"I need the exercise."
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"Oh, I know."
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"I was a delivery boy in Vietnam."
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"I mostly delivered bad news, like,"
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""That hooker was a dude.""
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"Here's that tuna salad... and hurry."
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"Like that astronaut who drove across the country"
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"in a diaper, it's not gonna travel well."
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"See you later, haters."
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"And remember,"
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"Earl's in charge when I'm gone."
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"Earl's in charge?"
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"Okay. I have a business degree."
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"He had all three types of diabetes."
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"But I get it."
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"I'll be gone for... 20."
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"Speaking of 4:20,"
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"Max, you wanna go smoke some weed?"
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"The man in charge just sparked up a doobie."
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"Oh, no. Am I in charge forever?"
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"It almost destroyed my helmet!"
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"I know."
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"I can see it through those shorts."
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"And this is the sprinkle station."
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