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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Basketball Jones (S05E05)

"I think somebody tried to sell me a hubcap"
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"on the way up the stairs."
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"Ooh! How much?"
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"so I can look at something that's not this?"
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"Look at all the VIPs down there."
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"Max, I want to be down there."
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"A rich couple fighting courtside!"
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"Oh, he's storming off!"
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"She's storming off!"
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"You should do play-by-play"
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"Come on! Let's go steal their seats."
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"What?"
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"I like where I am."
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"My ears already popped."
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"until I'm, like, 42,"
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"I, on the other hand, love settling."
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"and a better opportunity awaits."
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"All right. Sorry, ladies."
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"that we took thus bus here."
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"The point is, we made it."
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"I am back where I belong."
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"Can you just smell the money down here?"
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"Hello, ladies"
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"Can I see your tickets?"
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"What?"
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"These are my tickets to most places."
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"Our tickets? Of course."
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"You rich people are pigs."
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"Max, I haven't been called a rich pig in five years!"
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"I told that Chinese lady up top"
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"with the backpack full of loose carrots"
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"I should totally Periscope this"
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"And I could meet the doctor who fixes your broken nose!"
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"Everything is working out!"
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"I can't believe I'm seeing our royal family!"
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"I can't believe I'm touching the court with my feet!"
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"Maybe I should just drag my butt across it like a dog."
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"She sees me every time she looks to the left,"
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"to the left."
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"I should get them one of our fliers."
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"Luckily, I always keep an emergency flier."
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"That and a key to my old house,"
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"in case this all turns out to be a dream."
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"Fran Drescher's here?"
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"I'll get her our flier."
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"Excuse me, miss, in the drop-crotch sweatpants!"
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"Wait! Miss, wait!"
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"- Oh! - Ooh!"
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"Max, what did you do?"
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"And now I'm about to run."
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"Are we hiding? Are we fleeing?"
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"Do I look like a person with an end game?"
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"Also, ya ended the game."
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"The bad news is you created the biggest disaster in sports"
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"Someone's coming."
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"Well, you said you wanted more followers."
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"Now you have them in real life!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You know what else is so us?"
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"Me stealing one of these jerseys."
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"Let's do the interview in the locker rooms."
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"Crap! They're coming in here."
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"We can't be the face of this, Max."
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"We'll be the most hated business in Brooklyn."
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"And I'm including the new breakfast restaurant"
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"This is where the 17th best team in the league"
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"Those girls were crazy, man."
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"They cost us the game."
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"We were almost the 16th best team in the league."
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"I was wondering the same thing about Tim Allen."
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"Does it look like cancer?"
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"It just seemed like more than a mole, you know?"
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"It's big enough for two."
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""Big enough for two.""
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"That's what Chili's said about their new"
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"coconut mozzarella sticks, but... swing and a miss."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I'd definitely get that thing checked out."
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"Of course they'd pour the ice on us!"
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"Stay away from me. I can't get sick."
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"to go from sniffles to being eaten by your cat."
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"We'll be fine..."
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"if half a Tylenol can cure full-body hypothermia."
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"Max, I feel like you're still mad at me"
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"Of course I'm mad!"
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"I haven't been this cold"
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"since that winter I was on "Deadliest Catch.""
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"Well..."
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"Yeah."
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"Turns out, we're not gonna design our baby anymore."
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"But what about wanting it to have a delicate chin?"
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"And a thigh gap?"
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"You know, girls, I realized"
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"I just want to have a healthy, happy baby."
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"You know, it's like my Aunt Ruffa said"
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"after she lost her tongue, you know..."
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"You know, which roughly translates to,"
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""You get what you get, and you don't get upset.""
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"That's a really mature decision."
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"The doctor wanted 60 grand."
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"Yeah, that affected our decision too."
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"Well, maybe letting things happen naturally"
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"is the way to go."
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"Because sometimes when you force things,"
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"Do you know what E. coli means?"
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"Where do you live?"
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"That's "public relations,""
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"He turned 53 in August!"
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"Hi, everybody!"
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"Oleg, I picked up your dry cleaning,"
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"instead of my cousin from the airport?"
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"I miss selecting jeans."
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"Hello."
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"Hi!"
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"Jackass boss."
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""Little People, Big World.""
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"Oh, perfect timing."
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"while I watch "The Good Wife.""
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"I don't want to taste Bushwick alone."
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