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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Basketball Jones (S05E05)

"Last stop on the cupcake train."
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"And this is the cash register, where there'll be money someday."
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"Your little movie is about to be rated R"
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"for strong, brutal violence."
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"Stop filming me."
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"I'm Periscoping."
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"Isn't periscoping when you do mouth stuff on a guy"
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"that streams live videos to your followers."
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"and they can see some bushwick right now."
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"Max, this is great PR."
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"not "Puerto Rican.""
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"I know you were disappointed"
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"and there were no cock fights."
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"I liked the Internet when the only thing you could do"
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"was look at cat pictures"
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"and find out how old John Stamos is."
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"You know what's sad?"
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"I'm too old to date him."
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"If Periscope is such great PR,"
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"how many viewers did you just have?"
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"One."
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"But maybe it was a really important one."
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"Okay. It's a small build."
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"I still maintain that Periscoping will be great"
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"For the record, I was filming my business"
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"and good news!"
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"They were able to get the raspberry stains"
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"Oh, Lord."
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"Now who's gonna dry clean my mouth?"
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"Your cousin's in town? That's weird."
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"Sophie, how could you forget?"
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"I thought you started doing sudoku"
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"I got a lot on my mind."
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"I'm trying to design our future baby."
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"See, girls, I read this article"
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"It's true."
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"There's a new technology"
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"Well, I'm gonna spin that jazz"
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"till I get a girl baby with green eyes"
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"and Jennifer Aniston's second nose"
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"and... and my butt!"
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"Why can't we get pregnant the natural way?"
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"Up against a fence."
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"You look familiar."
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"Gortak!"
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"There's my little cousin."
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"And you're one tall drink of yak's milk."
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"And he's taking that tall right to the bank."
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"Gortak just signed to play pro basketball."
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"No way!"
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"Basketball is my favorite sport,"
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"I'm in town for a game against Brooklyn."
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"Brooklyn's my team."
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"They stink."
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"I used to shoot around in juvi."
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"I did a lot of ribbon dancing."
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"Max, it's almost your shift."
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"It's almost spring."
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"Why haven't you changed into a butterfly?"
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"Han, this is my cousin Gortak."
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"Virgin."
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"but I didn't love what I caught."
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"want to come to the game tomorrow night?"
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"As of yesterday, I'm allowed"
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"to be within 50 feet of cheerleaders."
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"Yeah, no. You know what?"
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"I'm sorry. I'm out."
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"You know, tonight I have to genetically modify a person"
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"Good idea, Max."
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"Sophie would be pissed if I took a lady."
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"Then don't have more than three drinks..."
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"And don't get in the back of anybody's Isuzu."
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"You're pretty dressed up."
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"You know a food festival is just code"
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"for eating outside next to garbage cans."
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"Well, I say, "Dress for the job you want.""
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"who test out all the new potato chip flavors wear."
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"Hey, girls!"
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"I feel like we're finally getting close"
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"once I threw away the Anne Hathaway forehead."
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"Oh, well, good thing you didn't see it"
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"Yes."
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"Oh, right. Here."
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"Max, Oleg can't go to the game."
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"That reminds me."
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"Ooh, I'm gonna call Earl."
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"It'd be fun to go with a friend."
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"Yes!"
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"These are VIP tickets from an actual player."
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"This could be better than Bushwick."
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"I mean, lots of celebrities go to those games."
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"Ooh! Where are the fliers?"
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"I bet we could get a lot of business there."
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"We are not doing business!"
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"Tonight is supposed to be fun."
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"Well, I find business fun, but okay."
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"One day, you will appreciate my ambition."
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"And one day, I will try lettuce,"
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"No fliers."
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"No fliers."
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"I just think this is a missed opportunity."
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"These can't be VIP seats."
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"the social ladder at theater camp."
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"It's just, I've never sat in the last row before."
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"Broadway, fashion week,"
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"My father got me front-row seats"
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"to the "Inability to Love" awards."
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"and we'd still be closer to the court."
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"I don't care for it much."
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"Hi, I'm June, and this is Dianne."
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"We're sort of the "mayors" of section Y."
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"Been to every game."
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"You guys want a finger?"
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"Oh, we're just friends."
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"Do you want a finger?"
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"And how 'bout that hot dog?"
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"You still working on that?"
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"Yeah, Caroline."
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"This finger's been in her box out in the car."
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"I don't like it up here."
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