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Clips from MacGyver - Hook (S01E01)

"in the back of a horse trailer"
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"while the Coltons got away with Deckard."
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"Big deal."
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"You've driven us into trouble before."
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"- You've driv... you've... - Whatever this is with you and Matty,"
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"wh-why are we talking about Matty?"
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"I don't want to talk about Matty right now, dude."
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"Mac, this problem between me and Matty"
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"will never be fixed."
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"Do you understand me?"
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"Uh, hey, Matty!"
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"Uh..."
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"we're-we're a little tied up right now."
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"Why do I get the feeling that you're not speaking figuratively?"
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"Do you at least still have Deckard?"
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"- Well, that's a funny story... - Hilarious."
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"Oh, I can't wait to hear all about it,"
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"but right now I'm a little busy"
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"sending in Riley, Bozer, and a team of Phoenix agents"
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"to do what you guys couldn't."
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"It's been a slice."
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"That's... great."
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"That's-that's really great."
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"- Hey. - Hmm?"
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"- It's not over. - Mm. Yeah, it is for me."
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"Might as well just set me on fire, man."
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"Seriously, how many more times"
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"do you think this woman's gonna keep letting me off the hook?"
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"And now what's happened?"
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"just light the match and throw it on top."
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"I know our conversation with Matty didn't exactly go as planned,"
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"but didn't you want to try and use Billy's phone to"
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"call somebody else to come and free us?"
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"I figured just use the phone itself to free us."
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"Circuit boards..."
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"are just..."
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"pieces of copper laminated onto a non-conductive substrate,"
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"like fiberglass."
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"Which means it can be sanded down..."
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"A knife. High fives. Come and cut me loose."
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"Ow, ow! Now, hang on a second, now."
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"I'd like to keep all the blood inside of my body."
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"My bad."
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"- Oh, man. - Yeah."
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"Feels like we've been running forever, man."
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"You sure the gas station you saw was in this direction?"
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"- Yeah. - Huh? 'Cause, I mean,"
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"I don't, I don't mind running."
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"I just don't want to go in the wrong way."
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"Look, maybe it's a good time to start talking about Matty."
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"How many times do I have to tell you this?"
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"I screwed up. She saved my ass."
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"And she took a real personal hit in the meantime."
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"It's not something that can just be fixed with "I'm sorry.""
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"Here's your trouble: "I'm sorry" doesn't fix anything."
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"Okay, can we just hurry up and steal a car or something?"
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"We can commandeer one. If you can keep up."
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"I'll probably beat you there, so you might want to get running!"
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"- Hey! Hey! - Go, go, go, go!"
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"- What are y'all doing?! - Go, go, go!"
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"- I'll bring it back! I promise! - Stop!"
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"Breathe, baby. Just breathe."
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"and tell Mama what's going on."
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"He said he was an investment advisor."
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"I didn't know he was a con man."
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"Bastard ran off with all the money I saved for our honeymoon."
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"Honeymoon?"
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"Congratulations."
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"Thank you."
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"I feel like the luckiest girl in the world."
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"Yeah, I-I played hard to get at first."
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"I'd only give her my phone number one digit at a time."
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"But eventually,"
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"she won me over."
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"So I'm assuming y'all have gone to the police?"
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"And the FBI."
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"They say there's nothing they can do."
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"Well, you come to the right place."
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"So..."
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"tell me all you know about this lying sack of taters."
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"_"
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"Well, Mr. and Mrs. Wilson,"
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"I think we've got everything we need to get started."
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"Oh, and, uh, he has a little freckle, like, uh, like,"
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"right here on his hand."
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"- Looks like Delaware, only smaller. - _"
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"I just..."
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"They're professionals, dear."
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"Let them do their thing, okay?"
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"Ah, whatever you say, snookie-ookums."
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"Muffin."
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"Newlyweds. Newlyweds."
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"and thank you so much for your help."
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"Oh, you're very welcome, baby, and don't you worry."
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"Mama always gets her man."
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"Oh, after you..."
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"Pookie-Wookie."
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"Okay."
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"Bye."
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"Bye-bye."
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"I want a divorce."
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"Find out who they really are."
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"What happened to our original cover story?"
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"You know, the one where we were roommates who got swindled."
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"You know, I'm very method."
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"That's what happens when you work"
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"with a classically-trained actor."
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"You took a six-hour workshop on acting for infomercials."
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"- And I read that Stella Adler book. - Oh, yeah?"
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"Is that where you learned to run your mouth so much?"
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"Mama almost realized we were conning her."
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"Well, let's get out of here before they run our I.D.s"
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"and figure out who we really are."
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"- Ain't nobody gonna... oh! - Oh!"
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"Oh, man."
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"Whatever happened to "psst"?"
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"- Doesn't anyone "psst" anymore? - We couldn't risk you making a noise."
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"- Be here all day. - Guys, where's Deckard?"
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"Gone."
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"While we were distracting the Coltons,"
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