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Clips from MacGyver - Hook (S01E01)

"Drowning in quicksand..."
MacGyver
"It's made of sand, clay and water."
MacGyver
"Can't... can't you just use that big stupid head of yours"
MacGyver
"Help!"
MacGyver
"- Hey! - And three,"
MacGyver
"Let's go truth."
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"Okay."
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"I was going through a really rough time."
MacGyver
"seize the building where she worked."
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"And if you want me to sign another one,"
MacGyver
"Nope."
MacGyver
"maybe she can use it to tell us"
MacGyver
"- Couple cold ones, please. - You got it."
MacGyver
"I ran him off the road, pepper-sprayed his ass,"
MacGyver
"That's..."
MacGyver
"Soon as I get 'em, they don't get free."
MacGyver
"Take a good look at the competition."
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"Oh. Watch out for Ned there."
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"That's what I'm doing."
MacGyver
"What are you doing?"
MacGyver
"Excellent. Thanks."
MacGyver
"He's heading north."
MacGyver
"We've seen this before."
MacGyver
"Yeah, exactly. You know, it's a little odd"
MacGyver
"I need you to up that to about 60. Yeah?"
MacGyver
"Unless you know how to break 4,096-bit military-grade encryption,"
MacGyver
"Hey, be ready, okay?"
MacGyver
"This guy knows what we look like,"
MacGyver
"quick."
MacGyver
"You got to give him credit."
MacGyver
"Well, actually, it's two men."
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"Drives the cherry red pickup parked out front."
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"Truck belongs to a Billy Colton."
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"Their address is right where we're standing."
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"We saw the bounty posted on Deckard,"
MacGyver
"- and figured it'd be easy money. - Are you kiddin' me?"
MacGyver
"And if I had to wager,"
MacGyver
"No disrespect, son,"
MacGyver
"That was good."
MacGyver
"- you know... say thanks for the pie... - Bounce."
MacGyver
"- ... and be on our way. - Thank you."
MacGyver
"Okay, so now we know where Deckard is."
MacGyver
"Let's just figure out a way to grab him"
MacGyver
"She's just trying to help. You know, it's probably that attitude"
MacGyver
"Why you think I took this job, dumbass?"
MacGyver
"All you got to do is say sorry, B."
MacGyver
"- Come on! Stop 'em! - Ow! Man!"
MacGyver
"and Matty just sent the exfil coordinates. So, um,"
MacGyver
"Oh, yeah, well, it wasn't that hard to spot"
MacGyver
"the crack between Billy and his mama."
MacGyver
"I'm driving."
MacGyver
"See what?"
MacGyver
"labeled "Incident Report.""
MacGyver
"fantastic."
MacGyver
"Put your hands behind your back."
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"Uh, well, last I checked, we were zip-tied"
MacGyver
"- you got to fix it. - Matty? What is the..."
MacGyver
"Well, this is going well."
MacGyver
"Again. So appreciate you just..."
MacGyver
"into... a blade."
MacGyver
"It's not pretty, Mac."
MacGyver
"It just starts the conversation."
MacGyver
"Funny..."
MacGyver
"that's not how I remember it, dear."
MacGyver
"- Well, you know you have a bad memory. - Oh. Yes."
MacGyver
"Please let us know as soon as you find him,"
MacGyver
"Yeah. I called an audible."
MacGyver
"Newlyweds just felt right in the moment."
MacGyver
"Yeah, but we might have just gotten the Coltons killed."
MacGyver
"Oh!"
MacGyver
"Just follow his instructions."
MacGyver
"I am Mac."
MacGyver
"Once they find out you don't have Deckard,"
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"- Jesse? - Yes, Mama."
MacGyver
"Go and fetch Mr. Morsofian's package."
MacGyver
"But I will tell you one thing."
MacGyver
"I think Jack wants to be a Colton."
MacGyver
"I didn't even know what buttermilk pie was until today."
MacGyver
"So..."
MacGyver
"I had a dream about this once. You know what happened?"
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"How'd you guess?"
MacGyver
"'Cause you die in all your dreams."
MacGyver
"Oh."
MacGyver
"Hey... are you sure this is quicksand?"
MacGyver
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is still quicksand."
MacGyver
"Okay, all right. There's no reason to get spicy about it."
MacGyver
"I'm just asking."
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"you'd think it'd be fun, bro."
MacGyver
"This has got to be, like, one of the worst ways to die."
MacGyver
"Well, you'll be happy to know that..."
MacGyver
"most people don't even die from drowning in quicksand."
MacGyver
"Oh, I was wrong."
MacGyver
"Drowning in quicksand while getting a science lecture..."
MacGyver
"that's the worst way to die."
MacGyver
"- You're not listening. - I'm listening."
MacGyver
"Most people don't die from drowning."
MacGyver
"They die of, like, sun exposure,"
MacGyver
"dehydration, or, uh, you know..."
MacGyver
"starvation."
MacGyver
"Or if... if we're really unlucky,"
MacGyver
"the pressure can cause deep vein thrombosis."
MacGyver
"- Okay, all right, that's enough. - Which can lead..."
MacGyver
"- No. Stop. That's enough. - ... to embolization."
MacGyver
"- I get it, I get it. - Just... I don't want that."
MacGyver
"Thank you, Doctor."
MacGyver
"and make, like, a grappling hook or a helicopter or a blender?"
MacGyver
"I'll have margaritas right now. Just..."
MacGyver
"Just get us out of this."
MacGyver
"We need one of your brilliant ideas."
MacGyver
"I think... Yeah."
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"I-I got one. I got one."
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"Oh, you got it. Do it."
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"That-that's the solution?"
MacGyver
"You have a better idea?"
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"You know I don't."
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"Help!"
MacGyver
"I don't know how much longer I can..."
MacGyver
"Hey! That's not fair."
MacGyver
"I beg to differ. The dare was to see"
MacGyver
"if you could hang for five minutes."
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