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Clips from MacGyver - Hook (S01E01)

"Looking like you think we gonna kill you or something."
MacGyver
"As much as I like you boys..."
MacGyver
"I really think it's best we don't never see y'all again."
MacGyver
"Probably-probably a good idea."
MacGyver
"Yeah, yeah. It's-it's... for the best."
MacGyver
"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"If that's the case, I think we'll just,"
MacGyver
"Oh, now, come on, sugar."
MacGyver
"I may be sweet, but I ain't stupid."
MacGyver
"So Jesse and Billy here,"
MacGyver
"they're gonna give y'all a ride so far out of town that..."
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"y'all can't make no more trouble around here."
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"I don't think horses eat buttermilk pie."
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"No."
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"and all get out of here in one piece."
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"Yeah, you think you can figure out a way to piss these guys off?"
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"Billy!"
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"How come you didn't get a piece of pie, huh?"
MacGyver
"- Mama mad at you? - Just keep walking, Tex."
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"- Okay. All right. - Leave him be, Billy."
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"- Mama said... - I know what Mama said, Jesse."
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"All right, now, now, hang on a second."
MacGyver
"This is your sister. That's no way to talk to her."
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"that cost you the pie in the first place."
MacGyver
"Nah."
MacGyver
"Baby Brother's on Mama's list"
MacGyver
"for botching a big job last month."
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"Lost a mark and cost us a million-dollar bond."
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"Billy, what are you doing?"
MacGyver
"Y-you're putting the whole family business at risk here."
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"Deckard pays two mil."
MacGyver
"Yeah, and taking the job without talking to her"
MacGyver
"only pissed her off more."
MacGyver
"- That's all Mama wants. - Yeah, yeah."
MacGyver
"- Just-just say you're sorry, B. - Exactly."
MacGyver
"Frank, get out here!"
MacGyver
"Maybe warn me before you..."
MacGyver
"you mace everybody next time, okay?"
MacGyver
"That was almost as bad as the hot sauce."
MacGyver
"- Almost? - Yeah, well, this..."
MacGyver
"I'm only gonna feel once. That hot sauce..."
MacGyver
"you know, I felt a couple times."
MacGyver
"But it worked."
MacGyver
"Just told Phoenix we got Deckard,"
MacGyver
"yeah, keep heading north."
MacGyver
"That was a really good job with that pie bit."
MacGyver
"You just had to apply pressure"
MacGyver
"and, blam, you just split those two right apart."
MacGyver
"What? You want to have a staring contest?"
MacGyver
"You seriously don't see this?"
MacGyver
"You, Matty. Billy, Mama."
MacGyver
"Oh, Mac, Riley, Bozer."
MacGyver
"I can rattle off names, too, if that's what we're doing here."
MacGyver
"This thing between you and Matty"
MacGyver
"- is the same thing as Billy and Mama. - Mm."
MacGyver
"Billy did something wrong, and he won't apologize for it."
MacGyver
"That rift in their team is the only reason that we escaped."
MacGyver
"Well, you're welcome."
MacGyver
"And that rift between you and Matty"
MacGyver
"makes our team just as vulnerable."
MacGyver
"No, there is nothing wrong with our team."
MacGyver
"Why are you doing that to me right now?"
MacGyver
"We got Deckard in the back, brother."
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"We're getting away no prob..."
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"Whoa, hang on, hang on!"
MacGyver
"You were saying?"
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"Got something."
MacGyver
"An old video in Jack and Matty's case file"
MacGyver
"- Mm-hmm. - Jackpot."
MacGyver
"Or Jack-and-Matty-pot."
MacGyver
"- Yeah, I'll work on that one. - Okay."
MacGyver
"This isn't a video file."
MacGyver
"It's loading a video chat."
MacGyver
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, n..."
MacGyver
"Well, this is disappointing."
MacGyver
"- Matty... - We can explain."
MacGyver
"weeks ago to find this file."
MacGyver
"You planted a fake video?"
MacGyver
"You knew what we were up to this whole time?"
MacGyver
"Very little goes on around here"
MacGyver
"without me knowing about it, Bozer."
MacGyver
"And when agents get distracted, missions go badly."
MacGyver
"Case in point: while you two have been busy"
MacGyver
"violating the Espionage Act,"
MacGyver
"Mac and Jack seem to have gotten themselves in trouble."
MacGyver
"Again."
MacGyver
"So get your butts upstairs now."
MacGyver
"Okay."
MacGyver
"- Let's go, Slick. - Ooh, Billy,"
MacGyver
"what is that cologne you're wearing?"
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"Is that that eau de toilet stuff?"
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"- That toilet cologne? - Look, watch it, Tex."
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"Well, I'm just saying. You-you smell..."
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"This ain't what you want."
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"- You know what, - Okay, okay."
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"I'll take Yosemite Sam."
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"You make sure the Boy Scout can't get loose."
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"- Hands behind your back. - Yosemite Sam?"
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"Turn around."
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"Ooh, ooh."
MacGyver
"Ah!"
MacGyver
"I can tell you've done this before."
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"It's my favorite part of the job."
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"Get your feet out."
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"Seriously, Billy, why do you smell like a pooper?"
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"- You got one more time. - Okay."
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"If Mama ever sees either of you again,"
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"you're both gonna get more than a slice of pie, so..."
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"Ooh, the rough stuff. I like that."
MacGyver
"You're really sweet."
MacGyver
"Cute, too."
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"Okay, if I can pry one of these things out, these bars,"
MacGyver
"maybe I can use it as a lever."
MacGyver
"A lever to do what, man? Just use this."
MacGyver
"- Where did you get that? - I swiped it off of Billy"
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"when I was pissing him off out there."
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"- You like that? - Wait, you know what?"
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"- You hold it, I'll dial. - Yeah, yeah. There you go."
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"And you say I get distracted."
MacGyver
"That was a pretty cool move right there."
MacGyver
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